《The Angry Birds Movie 2 (rewritten)》Eagle Island
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The submarine emerged from the ice water outside of Eagle Island. The giant door of the sub opened, revealing the heist team and they were all decked out in snowsuits to protect them from the subzero conditions-and they were sure they looked really cool. It was time for the moment that the heist team had been waiting for. It was time to begin their mission.
The first step in Red's plan was to sneak onto Eagle Island undetected. Ready to strut down the ramp and onto the snow beach. Red took his first steps but accidentally slipped and fell all the way down the ramp. The pigs started to laugh only to stop when Aggie swung her wand staff behind them, and pushed them at the slippery ramp. Garry grabbed on to Leonard in an effort to stop his fall but just ended up pulling Leonard along with him. Bomb laughed but accidentally joined in, sliding down the ramp on his feet.
"Be careful, buddy," Chuck called, but even he couldn't keep his footing and went tail over breast, knocking Silver down the ramp along with him. Aggie rolled her eyes and slouched on her wand staff, only for it and Aggie to slipped down the ramp. Courtney shook her head and purposefully fell down the ramp after them.
In a pile of the snow beach, the team can't help but notice what loomed in the distance: The volcano.
"Okay, guys. Let's do this," Red said as they picked themselves up.
"Here we go!" Bomb rolled back on his feet.
"We got this!" Silver exclaimed.
"We got an island to save, kids," Chuck added.
"Two islands." Leonard corrected, "We have two islands to save."
"We get it. Whatever." Aggie replied quite rudely.
Mighty Eagle didn't budge. He was frozen in terror. "I can't do it! I've made a terrible mistake," he told them.
"What are you talking about?" Red asked.
"Z-z-z... Zeta!"
"Who's Zeta?" Aggie questioned.
"The leader of the eagles. The one who's been trying to destroy our islands." Mighty Eagle paused before adding. "And my ex-fiancée."
The team stared at Mighty Eagle in disbelief.
"Wait, what?!" Chuck exclaimed.
"Did you say 'fiancée'?" Red repeated.
"Beyoncé?" Courtney gasped.
"And you're just telling us this now?" Red couldn't believe what Mighty Eagle was saying.
"Better late than never." Mighty Eagle gave a sheepish grin.
"YOU DISGUST ME!" Aggie shouted in disgust. For so long she knew Mighty Eagle, and visited him every other day for 10 years, she never thought of him having a love interest and almost married.
"It was many years ago... in the 1990s," Mighty Eagle started narrating as he remembered how he met Zeta by bumping into each other. "She was the smartest girl in school, and I have a incredible sense of fashion."
They went ice skating together with roller skates and skateboard.
"It was love at first sight."
While she was in school, Zeta received a message from an unknown sender, and revealing these digital numbers: 1 177155 400.
"'I miss you'? Aww," Zeta read by the numbers.
The sender was Mighty Eagle, using the telephone booth.
They went on a canoe ride where the canoe tipped over. They had such fun splashing in that day.
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"She was the best thing that ever happened to me."
They went bungee jumping on a bridge... and the rope snapped. They ended up in the hospital together, holding hands since their beds are besides each other.
"And since I wasn't ready to mate for life," He also remembered when she proposed, putting a giant diamond ring on his finger.
"And naturally, I..."
At the wedding day, in a stormy weather, Zeta stood alone in a wedding dress. Her eyes filled with tears of sadness and betrayal.
"I... I abandoned her."
The rest of the crew were shocked by Mighty Eagle's story.
"How could you leave her like that?" Silver gasped.
"Because I... am a coward," Mighty Eagle confessed. "Many of you didn't know that about me."
The rest of the team couldn't answer that since they already knew he was a coward from the beginning.
I assumed she's been heartbroken ever since. And it's all my fault."
"So, this is Beyoncé we're talking about," Bomb still didn't get the story.
Angered by Mighty Eagle's action to his love life, Aggie shivered in rage, and shouted, "You... you... YOU...!" *HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK* She shouting some cursed words, which were drowned by the loud horn of the submarine, and no one heard what she said.
"What?!" The team leaned their ears closer to Aggie
"Did you guys hear what she's saying?" Chuck asked.
"I didn't hear that," Silver said.
"I said..." *HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK* Aggie repeated the same curse words she shouted to Mighty Eagle a second ago, and this time, her friends can hear her, but the horn of the sub still drowned her words. Just in time when the sound of horn stopped and Aggie finished her sentence. "And I'll never going to regret of what I said about you!"
"You know what? I just remembered I have something to do back home!" Mighty Eagle turned and began to fly away.
"Thanks for the help!" Red grunted.
"For nothing!" Aggie yelled.
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Red and his crew had made it to the base of the volcano. Through a set of binoculars, Red could see many eagle guards protecting Zeta's lair.
"Okay, gang. Listen up. This place is crawling with security, but you guys follow me-" Red began to say, but everyone except Aggie giggled at him. "Hey hey hey, what's going on?"
Bomb and Leonard gave each other a knowing look, then giggled even more loudly, which annoyed Red.
Leonard proudly revealed Harvey, an absolutely terrifying eagle costume they had crafted. It was enormous; big enough to fit all of them inside it. The permanent crazed grin on the costume's face made it look as if a possessed child had made it. "Harvey!" He announced.
"Super-lifelike disguise, right?" Bomb remarked.
"Disguise?" Red couldn't believe that they were serious. This had to be some kind of a joke. Their costume was not only terrifying, it was also obviously not a real eagle. The guards would see through it in a second!
Silver chimed in. "We thought we'd let you drive." She showed Red the inside of the suit, which was rigged with levers, pedals, and poles.
"And I'm gonna help you pedal!" Chuck said excitingly.
"So you guys came up with this plan without me?" Red asked, offended.
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"Yes?" Chuck cringed in guilt.
"Trust me, Red. I have nothing to do with this..., except for making a final touch on the costume. Sorry," Aggie shrugged in guilt.
In his mind, Red imagined of his friends leaving him with Harvey. Back in reality, he declined the idea. "Yeah, well, it's not gonna work."
"We think it's our best chance of getting past the guards and into the super weapon," Silver said.
Chuck and Bomb agreed with her, which only made Red feel more like they are all against him.
"Look, everyone on Bird Island is counting on me to-"
Silver interrupted him. "Us. Everyone is counting on us, Red."
"Yeah, I mean, not that I agree, but what happened to your sense of representing the Element of 'Teamwork'?" Aggie showed him her I Team ID, reminding Red about his element that represented his group in the Imaginary Team.
"Fine. Whatever. So, your plan is to get into the superweapon with that?" he scoffed.
"Harvey, don't take offense. He does not mean it," Bomb told the costume
Red groaned frustratingly as he struggled to make it up a steep, snowy embarkment. "Fine, fine! You know what? I'll just be up here saving the world. Just like I should've been doing this whole time."
Before Red left, Aggie noticed something what he didn't notice for himself. The element shard of Red's ID started to lose its color as the redness of the element quarterly faded to gray. It's either something wrong with his element shard or his sense of Element of Teamwork suddenly starting to vanish.
With that, Red fell back down the embankment again. Trying not to look embarrassed, he quickly pulled himself back up then fell again. It was starting to look really pathetic to his friends, but Red just kept on going.
"Wow, what happened to him being the 'element of teamwork'?" Bomb remembered the element that the group used to represent.
"I think he's forgetting his own element," Chuck sighed.
"Uh, guys, I 100 percent believe in you and this Harvey idea... but... I think this one's gonna need me," Silver told them as she gestured over her shoulder in the direction Red had gone.
This made Aggie glitch again as she yelled a little, "Wait a minute! Who said you're going to go after him?!"
"I just thought he needed some help," Silver defended.
"Listen, I know Red better. If someone gonna go after him, it's gonna be. So, step aside, sister." Aggie lightly shove Silver aside.
"Why don't you two gonna go after him?" suggested Chuck.
"What?!" Aggie exclaimed in disbelief and irritatingly. "But Chuck..."
"No. I think Chuck is right." Silver said. "We're a team here, so we should go together."
Aggie groaned in defeated, realizing this smart bird is right. As the representative of the lead element of Friendship, Imagination, Aggie should be with a friend. "Ugh, fine! But like I said, I know Red better than you, and I'm gonna find out what's wrong with him!" Secretly, she realized she was glitching again as she remembered that her dark side might take over. She'll try to stay calm next time.
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Red was already burrowed deep in the snow, staying undetected as he made his way toward the superweapon. Finally, he arrived at the base of the superweapon and popped out of the snow, unseen-or so he thought.
"They didn't see us."
Red jumped, startled to see Aggie and Silver standing next to him. . This isn't an 'us' thing, Silver, Aggie. I've got it covered! Go back with the team!"
"You were never been like this, Red." Aggie said worriedly. "What the heck is wrong?"
"Is this a good time to talk about your feelings?" Silver asked as they began climbing the side of the volcano.
"No! Not a good time!"
Red continued climbing up the volcano as Silver and Aggie followed. Aggie couldn't up since it's starting to snow, and it'll add extra weight for her additional wings, so she'll have to climb up like the rest did.
As they went on climbing, Red almost slipped. Silver offered him her hand to help him up, but he swatted her hand, "No. I don't need your help. I meant to slip."
Suddenly, while climbing, Aggie glitched again, not by jealousy this time, however, it might be Dark Aggie who was ready to take over her body to hurt her friends. Aggie tried to hold her emotions in to avoid letting Dark Aggie out before they could stop Zeta and save the world. But while she kept holding her feelings in, her body kept on glitching like crazy as she tried to stop it.
Silver looked back down, and noticed Aggie squirming herself, but missed the glitching part. "Aggie, are you okay down there?"
"I'm fine! Don't worry about me. Worry about yourselves!" Aggie snapped.
Just then, there was a light snow storm coming that blew Red's hat away.
"Your hat blew off!" Silver pointed.
"I got it!" Ignoring the snow fall, Aggie popped her wings out, and flew off after the hat.
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She avoided getting detected by the guards, and did a little flying tricks. Aggie chased after the hat, and was about to reach for it, but the snow weighted her wings, making it hard for Aggie to fly, and ice formed all over her body as part of one of her weaknesses. If she can't reach Red's hat soon from the cold, she'll turned into a bird popsicle.
"Just... a little... further..."
Aggie finally grabbed the hat, and quickly flew around to get away from the snow.
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Aggie flew back to Red and Silver, who were still clinging onto the side of the volcano. "Here you go, Red." She placed the hat back on Red's head, and clinged onto the side, and submerged her wings back within.
"Gee, what happened to you?" Silver saw the ice around Aggie's body.
"None of your business what happened!" Aggie snapped as she kept climbing. That was a hard sacrifice, but she hoped it was worth it.
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They made it to Eagle Island! Aggie's words to Mighty Eagle were censored, similar to how Zoe spoke when she, Sam-Sam, and Vivi arrived at Piggy Island instead of Bird Island. As for Red's element shard on his I team ID, the color of his element faded because of his loss of sense as the representative of Element of Teamwork, and he doesn't seem to represent that way. Like I said over and over and over again, please COMMENT! I am tired of this!
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