《Green Ham and Eggs [Angry Birds fanfic]》Chapter 10. We Have To Save Red!
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"How are we going to save him, Chuck?"
Bomb asked as Chuck ran around an empty room with equipment.
"I don't know... but i will find a way!"
Chuck ventured on, determined, grabbing different pieces of broken wood.
"Bomb! Grab that large plank!"
"Ei ei!"
Bomb saluted, quickly grabbing the plank and following Chuck outside. Chuck and Bomb each grabbed a bunch of different planks and dumped them onto the rugged sand.
"What are you planning to use these planks for?"
"We're going to build a boat."
Chuck added, feeling proud of himself and he stood over the planks.
"What ARE you two DOING?"
A voice shouted from behind them. Chuck and Bomb both turned around to see a frustrated judge trotting over to them.
"We are searching tirelessly for our precious eggs and you two are wasting your time collecting wood?!"
The judge argued, glaring at the broken woods now covered in sand.
"You are the one wasting time! The eggs were stolen!"
Chuck protested, feeling enraged at the judges blindness.
"Chuck enough!"
The judge shouted back, cutting Chuck off. Chuck glared at the sand feeling powerless as Bomb glanced over at him with sympathy.
"Do you want to be the next person to be exiled along with Red?"
The judge ask infuriating Chuck even more. Chuck clenched his fists as tears slowly filled his eyes. Judge Peckinpah awaited for his response but Chuck just couldn't. He ran off as fast as he could away from them both, running into the forest.
"Chuck wait!"
Bomb screamed after him, slowly chasing after him, as he wasn't as fast as Chuck. But Chuck couldn't listen anymore he just kept running. He felt so helpless, he couldn't even help his friend so what worth did he even have. Chuck ran and ran, up mountains and down hills with Bomb slowly chasing after him.
Chuck eventually climbed the mountain that shaped an eagle and fell to the grassy ground by a small lake. Believing he left everyone behind he softly wept, cuddling his knees for comfort as he cried his heart out, soon burying his face in his knees.
Red zipped his jumper back up looking over at the relaxed Leonard who was looking at Red, moving his eyes up and down.
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"You sound so beautiful, you know."
Leonard complimented, resting on his left arm.
"You mean my voice all the time or just when you bite my neck?"
Red humored, adjusting his hoodie to cover the marks.
"Your voice all the time of course, everything about you is beautiful."
Red blushed at his comment. Red had never been complimented that way before or really complimented ever. Red faced away from Leonard, his face turning red as well.
"Shut up..."
"I'm just saying the truth."
Leonard carefully leaned closer towards Red who was avoiding to face him.
"And I'm sure you're even more beautiful in parts i haven't seen."
Leonard hinted towards, sitting up and kissing the back of Reds neck, wishing he could see Reds adorable face that's probably super red by now. Red just giggled softly.
"You are an impatient man aren't you?"
"What can i say, when i like what i see, i like what i see."
Leonard rested his head on Reds shoulders, wrapping his arms around Red who was still so easily flustered.
"You haven't anything..."
Red knocked down, moving his head away from Leonards and pulled Leonards arms off. Red stood off the bed and faced away from him, ignoring what he just said.
"Hey, you okay?"
Leonard asked, concerned that he might of hurt him emotionally.
"...It's fine... i just, need to take a bath- I'm starting to stink from hanging around you."
Red humored, turning back around to show he was fine.
"That's good... *processing*- hey, i don't stink that badly."
Leonard defended, sniffing under his armpit.
"Actually nevermind i stink- hey! Let's bath together."
Leonard thought jumping off the bed. His worried expression quickly changing to energetic.
"Ooh no! No no not happening."
Leonard wrapped an arm around Reds arm, squizzing him close as he walked with him to the bathroom.
"Oh come on! We're both guys, there's nothing new i haven't seen."
Leonard assured with Red crossing his arms.
"There's a good place we could go to that has the best baths on the ship!"
Leonard suggested, walking a different direction from the bathroom.
"A bathing sauna?"
Red questioned as Leonard just nodded his head in excitement.
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"Fine whatever, but don't act weird okay!"
"I won't."
Leonard promised. Eventually they arrived and Leonard was quick to remove all of his clothes and hop into the cool water that was almost as big as a pool. Red watched him swim around and disappear under the water, soon resurfacing with now all of his hair soaked and that mesmerising look on his face that Red couldn't help but watch. All while he was still in his big red jacket.
"Come on! You need to take off your clothes to get clean ya know."
"I know that! I'm not stupid!"
"Then what are you waiting for?"
Leonard questioned, facing Red, all his hair turning a dark brown as the water dripped from his face. Red hesitated, this would be the first time anyone would have seen him this vulnerable.
"Okay... but turn around first!"
Leonard obliged and turned around so he couldn't see Red undress. Red quickly took his clothes off, suspicious that Leonard might take a peak or something. Red rushed into the warm waters and submerged himself completely, relaxing quickly as Leonard sat beside him.
"The water is soo nice right?"
Leonard raised his arm onto the edge on the pool, leaning closer to Red.
"I guess so... but i don't see how this could be helpful, where's all the like sponges and soap?"
Red asked, looking around still embarrased to be in such an open pool.
"Relaax we have a separate shower to use afterwards."
Leonard gesture over to another room where it obviously said "shower" on it.
"What!? So i didn't actually have to get into this pool to begin with?!"
Red peaked over to the room in such disbelief.
"Are you going to get out?"
Red sat back down, going deeper into the water.
"No..."
He admitted, too embarrased to just waltz out butt naked. Leonard just laughed, placing his hand in front of his mouth.
"Don't worry, you'll enjoy it, i promise. I thought you might like something relaxing."
Leonard wrapped his arm around Red, feeling his soft skin against his fingers.
"You always say that, and it's just sitting in a pool..."
Red brushed off still sitting next to Leonard.
"It's more than that, you got to relax and feel the water wash away all the stress and anxieties. I end up falling asleep a lot here, because it is so relaxing."
Leonard relaxed even more than before and Red tried to do the same, he closed his eyes and thought about the water moving against his body and the slight breeze blowing through. Red let out a small sigh of relief and leaned against Leonards bare chest.
"You relaxed now?"
Leonard asked, leaning down at the peaceful guy and placing his hand on Reds arm.
"Mmmm."
Red closed his eyes and seemed to have fallen asleep. Leonard smiled with joy as he sat there, comforting the sleeping Red, enjoying the nice warm waters. A few minutes went by and Leonard had noticed that both their fingers were starting to prune. He looked at the still asleep Red and decided it's probably time the got out.
"Red? Red you awake?"
Leonard softly whispered, carefully shaking him a bit. Red finally opened his eyes and stretched his arms.
"Oh did i fall asleep?"
Red asked still grogerly blinking his eyes.
"Yeah, you were out like a cute baby bird, but it's time we get out before we become 10 years older."
Leonard placed a towl over Reds head as he hopped out of the pool. Red moved the towel out of his and accidentally glanced over at Leonard as he got up and immediately started blushing, using the towel to hide his flustered face.
"You alright there Red?"
Red finally removed his towel from his face and looked back to see Leonard now using the towel to cover himself.
"Oh yeah, yeah."
Red said strategically hopping out with the towel in front of him to cover any exposure, then wrapping the towel around his waist.
"Now we can go have a shower."
Leonard walked over the door with the title "shower" and opened it for Red.
"Oh yeah i forgot about that."
Red joked as he walked inside with Leonard following behind.
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