《(Angry Birds Movie) Red/Leonard X Human! Reader》Chapter 9
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It was getting dark now, "Cmon guys!", screamed Chuck running down the hill. They all came to a stop and gasped when they saw the pigs stealing some eggs from a house, "Look out below!", the pigs said, then they saw them and gasped too and started running away. "Their taking the eggs!", screamed Chuck starting to chase them into the village. He then stopped and Red and Bomb stopped beside him, it looked like chaos. There were explosions everywhere, pigs running all over the place, trucks driving all over the place too. "Right on time, egg-celent", Leonard said laughing evilly from above while jumping on an umbrella zip line and making his way to the ship. Red gasped, "Chuck! Go shut that party down now!". "But I only know how to get parties started!", Chuck screamed while putting on a sombrero. "Go!", screamed Red again, "On it", said Chuck running towards the party. "Bomb, we gotta stop em", Red said starting to run towards the ship, "Yeah!", Bomb screamed following. Red and Bomb could see in the distance that they were putting the eggs in a big rope, but they didn't see Y/n. "Cmon lets wrap it up", Leonard said holding Y/n over his shoulder. She kicked and screamed but calmed down once she saw Red and Bomb. "We gotta get the eggs and Y/n off the ship! Jump on the trampolines", Red said as he and Bomb jumped on the trampolines then grabbing the net in which the eggs were in. "What the heck are they doing?", Leonard screamed confused. "Untie the rope, drop the eggs in the water", Red said trying to break the rope. Y/n screamed and kicked harder to get Red's attention which worked. Red saw Y/n over Leonard's shoulder and growled, "Let her go! Oh you'll regret ever taking her away!". "It's too strong to break", Bomb said as he too saw Y/n, "Hey! Let me friend go!". "Bomb I need you to blow up that chain!", Red screamed while thinking of a plan to get Y/n. Bomb tried and tried, but he couldn't explode. Red started swinging the net to Leonard's direction, maybe if he got close enough he could get on board, grab Y/n from Leonard, free the eggs, untie her and jump into the water. Red kept swinging and swinging while Bomb tried to get mad. Red was successful and was able to jump and grab the side of the ship...all he had to do was climb up. The pigs noticed that Bomb was about to explode, so they stopped him by using fire extinguishers to make him fall of the net and into the water. "Tsk Tsk Tsk", said Leonard making his way to Red, Y/n still over his shoulder, "You never learn now do you, say goodbye to your little Y/n, cause she's mine". "She's not yours!", groaned Red trying to climb on top to where Leonard was, "Leave her alone!". Leonard then got on the ledge and stepped on Red's wing/hand, which sent him falling to the water below. Y/n struggled harder than before and tried talking but it all sounded muffled. "Oh I'm sorry Red, I couldn't do it", Bomb said looking down. "Don't give up!", Red said starting to swim towards the boat. "Thanks for your hospitality!", said Leonard laughing evilly again, "Set sail for piggy island!". That's when Bomb and Red saw a pig launch a fire-arrow to the mighty eagle statue...which was piled with TNT. It then exploded, sending the statue to the water, nearly killing Red and Bomb...
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The sun was coming up, Chuck and the rest of the birds looked at all the rubble that once used to be their happy little village. The birds looked under nests, but none of them found a single egg. "They're all gone", a bird said sadly. "Mr.Red", the Judge said making his way to the beach. Red sighed and waited for him to tell him something mean. "What do we do now?", the Judge asked taking his hat off. "What? Why are you guys looking up to me now?", Red asked confused as all the birds made their way to the beach. "You tried to tell us, but we wouldn't listen", the Judge said looking down. "Look, pigs stole our eggs, I mean that sucks, I mean all you guys look like idiots, but we must start replacing those kids. So ladies get BUSY. We're gonna be laying some eggs tonight!", Chuck said smirking and making his way to the crowd, but Red stopped him. "Chuck, maybe if you haven't noticed, they took Y/n with them. We can't replace a best friend, or the eggs", Red whispered to Chuck. Chuck's mouth dropped, "They...stole...Y/N?! We gotta save her! We can't leave her there!". Every bird gasped, they too didn't notice that Y/n was missing. Stella looked down, "She tried to apologize to me...and now she's gone...", she whispered to herself. "We're not gonna replace those kids, or our friend, we're gonna get them back", Red said. "How are we gonna do that?", Matilda asked confused. "What do you mean how? The pigs already showed us how...That is where they went! And so that's where were going!", Red said as he pointed to the ocean where a huge trail of rubble floated. "How do we get from here to there? I am not aquatic in the least", the Judge asked confused. "Well uh you know uh...we're gonna build our own boat", Red said smiling, everyone gasped and murmured. "They stole your kids and a friend, no, they stole our kids and our friend, I mean who does that?", he continued, "and you know what? I'm a little bit angry, correction, I'm REALLY angry, and I don't think I'm the only one. Cmon were birds! We're descendant from dinosaurs! We're not supposed to be nice right?", Red asked confidentially looking at the crowd. A little adorable pink bird roared loudly and madly like a lion, "Uh yeah, point, point made", Red said smiling, "Who else here is angry?!", he continued as the crowd agreed with him. "We're getting our kids and our friend back! And I don't need any calm, detached, happy birds, not gonna help us, don't need em. I need some angry flocking birds! You hear me?! Now whose angry!", Red screamed out the crowed cheered. "We'll lets go!", Red said as the birds started bringing items to build the boat.
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