《Overdone Book Titles》Mate To Anyone
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Give me a moment...
*turns around and screams for a minute straight before turning around, composing themselves and forcing a smile
Oh, child.
Please, please please.
Stop this.
You...
AAAAAAAAAAAA
So, we all know the story line by simply glancing the title.
We all know it.
Doesn't take much imagination.
So, beautiful girl, omega
or what ever the bottom of the wolf pack caste system thing is
i DoNt kNoW i DoNt ReAd tWiLiGhT oR wHaTeVeR hAs ThE wOLf PaCkS iN
She's beaten up by the other members of the pack, including parents if they're still alive
or if they are dead it's all
Tragic death of the only people who ever cared about her yada yada yada blah blah blah sob sob cry cry
Like hun.
No.
Stop.
And suddenly once the mating ritual time things comes around
Once again I don't know shit about how they find whoever their mate is.
Turns out they don't have a fek fiking mate or something!?!?!?
BOI?!?!?!
THIS PLOT
IS AS OVERUSED
AS 'THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK' EXCUSE
Mate to anyone....
Oh honey there are many people with dirty minds out there including me who can make dirty jokes out of this title for days.
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