《Irondad and Spiderson One Shots》YouTube
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The camera turns on and is shaking a little. Peter's face comes on screen with a huge smile on his face, chuckling softly. "Hey gu-" the video cuts off as a black screen pops up with the words 'An intern was looking at me funny'. Peter appears back on screen, hiding in a closet. "Ok i know what you're all thinking. Omg what is Peter doing in a closet", he looks behind the camera, sighing with relief after a couple of seconds. He whispers "Me and Clint have a prank war, and i may or may not have painted his arrows pink with glitter. He is very angry." As he starts laughing you can hear "PETER WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU". Peter's mouth shuts quickly and looks behind the camera worriedly. He looks into the camera signalling he has to be quite. He then stands and turns the light of, you can no longer see him as he is plunged into darkness.
Not even 5 seconds later light floods the room, the camera turns and you see Hawkeye stood there, pink and glittery bow and arrows held in his hands. "Peter i swear to God. You will pay for this." Anger is lacing his words. Clint turns away like he is about to leave but then turns and look directly into the camera, murderous look showing through. "Are you filming me?" he asks deathly calm. "Ugh no." Peter replies putting the camera down, still filming. "YOU'RE DEAD" Clint shouts. The camera is left on the floor and you hear scrambling from behind the camera, Clint seems to lunge toward Peter but he runs around Clint, you can here Peter's screams and Clint chasing him.
The video cuts again, the camera is still on the floor but it gets picked up. The camera turns and Tony Stark is stood there in all his glory. "Hello Peter's viewers, i thought i should let you know, Clint got to him. I think we should see what has happened to my kid" he says and he walks the way Clint and Peter went running out off.
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A few seconds later and you can see Peter laying on the floor covered in pink glitter paint. He looks up to the camera and gives a sheepish grin. Clint walks out eating an apple, he smiles to the camera then turns to Peter saying "don't mess with the master". The video cuts again to a black screen with the writing in bold words
Comments:
Avengers4ever- This was actually the best video. WHO IS THIS KID???!!!!!
Tonnystaank- OMG TONY SAID HE WAS HIS KID
PercyJack- I never thought i would see this side of the Avengers. I never thought they would act like this, and with a kid. Amazing.
Jakesnake- So following him
onionsoup- Awwww i want to be in a prank war with hawkeye
Lighthouse- Peter is hot as fuck oml
kilograham- I can't wait for him to upload again
Dustinbin- Do the avengers have a kid now???
Morrisporrige- This is a masterpiece. I'm dying of laughter. Help.
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