《Irondad and Spiderson One Shots》Vines
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*in the car*
Peter: roadwork ahead
*shuri suddenly calls*
Shuri: ugh I sure hope it does
Tony: *whispering* What the actual fuck
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*at the compound*
*Peter is walking along with some food*
Shuri: BOO
Peter: Stoppp I could if dropped my croissant
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*Peter WALMINF up to Tony*
Peter: it's Wednesday my dudes
Tony: yes Pete I know
Peter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tony: *slowly backs away*
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Shuri: Chris is that a weed
T'challa: no this is a crayon
Shuri: I'm calling the police
*walks to microwave a presses 911*
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
T'challa: *looks confused*
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Tony: *throws some paper near Peter*
Peter: whoever threw that paper. Your mum's a hoe.
Tony: that's rude
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*Shuri breaks something*
Peter: way to go Karl
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*Tony gets an equation wrong*
Peter: hmmm that is not correct, because according to the encyclopaedia of dudbeofhjfosbdk
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Peter:*walks to Tony holding some homework up* look at this graph.
Tony: *looks around confused* good... job kid
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Shuri: *walking along side Peter* I smell like beef.
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Tony: *moves something Peter was working on*
Peter: Adam
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Peter: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME
Shuri: THAT'S MY OPINION
Peter:*stares off into the distance*
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*Someone breaking into the compound*
Peter and Shuri: wait a minute. Who areee you
Tony and T'challa: *face palm*
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