《Trumpets: Forever Lost》Chapter 6
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Trumpet and band jokes:
Q: why did the trumpet player cross the road?
A: to show the chicken they could do it better!
Q: what did one trumpet player say to the other trumpet player?
A: hey, I'm better than you!
Q: how many band directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: only one, but then again who is watching?
Those are the only jokes I use, but my dad has a lot more. My band director hates when I tell her the band director joke. Its kind of funny if you ask me. Try using some jokes and let me know how they turn out. Or give me some you use yourself.
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