《Girls Pooping And Farting》The Exam
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Mia twiddled her pen between her fingers. She was in an exam and all was quiet, when she had suddenly realised that she needed to poop. Thankfully, she didn't need to pee, as she had gone before the exam, but she hadn't pooped in 3 days now! She bit her lip, thinking of what to do. She was already turtle heading and there was still some time left. She decided to fart a bit to alleviate herself. She began to let out some small silent farts, but suddenly a long, loud fart escaped, along with some diarrhoea! She quickly clenched and luckily nothing much escaped. Everybody looked at her and she blushed like mad. She was worried of losing control and completely soiling her pants, when finally the teacher called, "Pens down. The exam is over. You may now leave." She quickly packed up and tried to rush out, but with every step she took she farted uncontrollably, diarrhoea escaping and pants expanding with every wet poot. The sloppy stuff began dripping onto the floor and she started to sprint to the nearest bathroom, finding it was packed wall to wall. She would have to wait for a toilet. She moaned, and with her final shred of dignity gone, she began to fart again, letting out all the poop she had left. The diarrhoea flooded out, accompanied with stinky butt gas. People began to move away as the tidal wave of foul liquid seeped onto the floor. She gasped, holding her stomach as even more came out, exhausted from the fluids gushing out of her. When she had finished, she calmly walked out, looking for another bathroom to clean up in. She knew there was a giant stain on her skirt and probably a bulge too, but she didn't care anymore. As I said, her dignity was gone.
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