《Lazy Ash》12.Talk,Elements, and Space
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I know its still slow on the releases but I've been working far to much lately.Add on the fact that everyone always wants to go out and I have very little time to right.Also this one will be without color due to me doing this on my phone at work.Let me know if you prefer it this way if not ill change it when I get home.Sorry for any mistakes as my phone is small.
This week im taking a break from everything but work so during the week I should get my normal 2 but this weekend im planning on getting the 2 up to 4-5 for the week so for all of you who are patient thx and enjoy.
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"Talk?"
"You want to talk!?Ok how about we talk about how you knew we were trapped and decided to ignore us and instead screw two dangerous villains!"
"In my defense there is not a straight man alive who would have done any different.Plus thats not really the point right now I-"
"Oh I am so gonna-"
"ENOUGH!Inari you need to start talking I need to know about my elements now!I'm tired of being in the dark!Do you know what could've happened if I let Darkness out against someone in broad daylight!?He would've slaughter the enemy sure but at the same time the world, heroes, and my family would have seen me as a monster!Now tell me what I need to know and no more holding back this isn't fucking funny I massacred all those people goddammit!"
Seeing her flinch at my outburst I decided to stop and give her a chance to finally explain.Alita seemed upset at my words probably more the last few but kept quiet as it seems she wants the info as well.
"Fine."her tone a bit defeated."Normally when it comes to elements a Kitsune will always have 3 one prime and 2 subs.However you have no subs all three of you elements are primes.I mean how fucking rare of a being can you be.Not only are you a male, are a swapper, and have access to you elements with 1 tail.You are also a super and an Angel.
"How is me being a male a part of this?"
"Shut up and listen, don't interrupt me if you want answers got it?"I narrowed my eyes at her tone but nodded my head for her to continue.
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"Good.Now you being a male isn't all that important it's just there is like 1 male in every 1000 kitsune or so."
"Holy shit!"She narrowed her eyes and glared at me."Right shutting up."
"Anyway as I was saying you have three prime elements the reason why this is important is that prime elements awaken.Once they awaken no matter the person the element will start to affect the individual.As to why this is, it's because the elements are you or in better terms possible future yous.The elements are categorized into subs and primes by scale of power.The higher the power the more likely you will become the person the element is.So far you have only used lighting and darkness but darkness fears the third.Which means all three can awaken."
"Then I will become him?"I reply with a bit of dread as he isn't all bad he did leave me an amazing present albeit a dangerous one but still.
"Yes and no.Prime elements are just possible chances of what one will become.A part of him will always be with you but that doesn't mean that you will be him in full.That's why I told you to control your emotions the elements control you that way.However you hold three primes which has never happened as far as I know.There has been cases of two like with me but all three is unheard of.What it comes down to is simple all three are future you's but you will never fully become one due to all of them trying to influence you."
"Well at least that's something.I didn't want to have to explain to my parents why I am a fucking psychopath."
"For now it's best if you avoid letting them take over if you can help it.They are powerful but the damage they can do is not worth the risk."
I just nod but I honestly can't promise them anything.If my family is in danger and I can't help them I'll gladly become a monster.
"Alita is there anything I should be worried about on the angel front?"
"You have to progress slower than normal otherwise the power will vaporize you from the inside out but other than that no."
Inari and I looked at her in shock.That should've been the first thing you told me!I wanted to scream but at this point I'm just gonna let it go it's only Saturday morning and it's already been a hell of a weekend.Instead I shake my head and get ready for guh argh ugg work.God can't even think that without wanting to vomit.
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After I walk out of the bathroom and brush my teeth again I head to moms resturant.
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Ghost Nappa!
Hearing my alarm I snap awake.
"Shit!"
I look at my tv and notice I lost that last match.Mom decided so long as I keep up what I'm doing I could have my games back so I've been playing nonstop since Saturday night up until 4 hour ago and now I've got school.
"Dammit how did I fall asleep!"
"Ash you should be dead. Darkness was controlling your body but you still got pierced through your stomach and had your spine severed.Even with healing your body needs rest."
Well fuck that's annoying.I get up wipe the doritos crumbs off me and head to the bathroom.After I go to breakfast promise mom I'll show up on time later, see the brats off to the bus, then head to school.
I arrive at the unholy bitch Mrs.Demis class and wait for my day to go by yet again.The day goes by smoothly although it was a little weird I figured Mrs.Demi would be her usual bitch self but was weirdly tolerable.I also thought Cindy would annoy me the hero thing again but no.Well I didn't really care as it makes my life easier.
I head towards moms work oddly tired but as Alita said I should technically be dead so a little tiredness is a better trade off.Inari and Alita apparently share said tiredness as they both are napping on my head.They decided
to halt my training for a few weeks so I could recuperate as my stamina is about a normal persons.
As I round the last corner to Specialty (moms restaurant) I blink and see that somehow im flying through the air.
"What the fuck!" All three of us yell.I look up and notice that im being held by a hand and said hand is connected by someone in a red spandex suit with a yellow cape.Then I notice he hasn't stopped ascending.
"Hey asshole you're starting to leave the atmosphere and I cant breath in fucking space!"
"Can I?"I ask the girls.
"Not yet."Alita replies.
Huh neat.but still have a problem.I decided to shroud myself in fire and make the fucker drop me ill figure something out on the fall.
However he notices my fire and rockets forward even faster next thing I know im in space and I cant breath.Of course my fire goes out then a thin veil goes over my head.
"What the fuck asshole who do you fucking think you are!"I say while gasping for air.
Still no answer although I probably wouldn't hear him anyway what with us being in space.I then notice our destination and my heart goes cold.We were headed for the fucking moon.
On the moon is a station and a prison.Originally it was a place for superheroes to hide away and relax and plan out raids.But then it was converted to hold the worst of the worst.They hollowed out the inside and turned it into the most secure prison to ever exist.
The ass holding me lands in an open hatch and drops me on the floor.I hear alot of clicks and look up.Im surronded by a dozen armed guards with auto rifles.
"Get up."
I hear the voice and I turn to see my kidnapper, Mega.I do as he says because last time he kicked my ass and at the moment I don't have a chance in hell of beating him.Just using my fire earlier drained me.Damn gotta really start working on a fix for almost dying.
"Follow."He left no room for arguement plus I heard a few more clicks from the guns.So I decided to listen.I followed him through a hall and came to a hatch.He places his hand on a scanner and it opens.All thats in there is a panel with a bunch of numbers I figured it was an elevator.I was wrong.After Mega put in a sequence a light flashed and we were in a different room.
I looked around and saw the entire Mega Force at a long table. Mega took the empty seat and then Tech spoke up.
"We will now begin the trial of Rogue aka Ash Falls for the crime of murder."
"FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!"
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