《Lazy Ash》32.Night,Kitsune, and A favor
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Ok I just want to point out I am not forcing anyone to read this.I am not holding your family at an undisclosed location, 5 miles underground, tied to a chair thats rigged to a pressure plate, that will blow if they so much as sneeze.If you dont like my story give it a shit review I dont really care I do not write for the individual.
The Only reason I even look through comments and pms is for valid points or critisicm not your goddamn whining! I shouldn't have to get on and sift through 23 pms and comments that are pure whining.Just to get to the people who have valid points or concerns.No joke it was 23 different sets of bitching and whining!
This is my first attempt at writing something so I will always be on the lookout for ideas and peoples worries.I have even added some peoples ideas and fixed others worries.So for the love of god no more alright?
Now I would like to thank my proof reader again and here is the next one.
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I just tilted my head back to see who it was. I mean my "oh shit" sense didn't go off (patent pending) and Inari only stiffened when they got this close so they aren’t a threat but at the same time they could be annoying.
What came into sight are two attractive Asian girls. Turns out it's the annoying option then. I sigh and turn back to watching the sky like I really don't care. As far as threats go they aren't even ranked in my top ten any more. Maybe if it was before the fight with War but now they are just meh. Inari and Alita are still looking back with mixed anger and annoyance. I get the annoyance but what's there to be angry about? I mean we knew something like this was going to happen eventually.
While still looking up at the sky I decide to start this off.
"What?"
I was met with silence. I sigh again and look back. They are just standing there looking at me coldly.
"Ok let's try this again. What the fuck you two kitsune want?"
I take a better look at them this time. They both look to be twins but you can clearly tell one's older than the other from their tails. The three tailed one is the taller of the two and has gray fur with a tinge of black in it. She has a cute face but not much of a rack so I stopped my investigations there. I mean I have one legal loli already and I am not exactly in need of another. The other was a copy but a bit shorter with four tails. While normally I would try hitting on them due to my mild Asian fetish but I wasn't really in the mood. After all what happened in these past months I am about fed up with women in general.
The four tail had an angry look across her face." How dare you speak to us this way kit! As a male you should know your place and come with us. You are now part of the Kuro Clan." She ordered.
I laughed at her. My laugh kept growing to the point I was rolling on the ground with tears down my face. I then stood up and wiped my face.
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"I'm going to have to thank you girl. I have been wondering about something for a while now and your words just helped me come to a conclusion. "I tell them
"Oh and what would that be young kit. "The three tail asks
"What's with the young kit shit? I mean come on I am not a kid (maybe mentally but)."I ask aloud
"You smell like a kit Ash it's not something you can hide. In fact you will probably smell like one for a while I mean your fox form is probably still a kit even with two tails." Inari answers me.
"Wait I have a fox form!?"
"Later."
"Humph you can try acting grown up all you want little kit but that doesn't change who you are". The three tail explains.
"Right well back to what I was saying before. For the remainder of the time the two of you are standing I will address you as (I point toward the three tailed) War and you (I point toward the four tailed) as Mom. Okay good now let the therapy session begin!"
The two kitsune had confused expressions on their faces which turned into shock as I disappeared from their sight.
"Okay Mom you're first!" I appear behind "Mom" all my anger finally reaching its limit and now when presented with an opportunity I don't hold back. So I slam a kick in her back and watch her blast off with a scream into a building across the street.
"Oh no don't think it will be that quick". My voice gets dangerous. Feelings that have been repressed for years came out like a torrent. Out of the corner of my eye I see Alita and Inari share a worried look but honestly I don't care because if there would have been more women here their names would've been added.
I look at "War" and smile. "Next!"
Before she has time to scream I slam my fist into her stomach. I lift her on my fist into the air as I reach around, grab one of her tails, swing her in an arc, and fling her in the direction of "Mom". I knew I could end this quickly but what kind of therapy session ends in less than a minute?
With a cruel smile and a dark look in my eyes I activate lighting and launch myself at the building across the way. "Mom" was helping "War" to her feet when I arrived. Both of them saw me and got angry looks. "Mom" disappeared and reappeared right in front of me with her hand coming down in a powerful slap. Did they think I got some lucky shots in? I smile and catch her wrist.
"Bitch did you just try to slap me?"
I don't give her time to answer as I back hand her in a downward arc and she slams through a few floors and stays still.
I look at "War" with a cruel smile still on my face.
"Well War it seems "Mom" wasn't able to take much. I hope you can provide me with a little more therapy? After all the purpose of therapy is to help the patient."
"What is wrong with you!? Do you know what you have done!? We are the granddaughters of the Queen of the Kuro Clan! Have you already gone insane due to the dark element!? I demand you stop your actions now, come back with us, and pay for your crimes!" She yells fear plastered across her face.
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My smile turns into a frown. "I don't give a damn who the fuck you are! Do you have any idea what my life has been since all this shit started!? One word - HELL! For some reason my life is absolutely ruled by women and those women in turn somehow make my life even worse than I originally thought possible! I have had enough of this. I have started thinking of ways to escape my stupid ass life but until now I was scared it would make matters worse! Now thanks to you two I see now. I don't have to take their shit any longer! However that doesn't mean therapy is over yet". I regain my smile.
I start to take one step forward but then. "HALT!"
In came two more serious pains in my ass. "What the fuck do you two want!?"Man tonight better not be filled with repeats. The two who showed up were Mega and Mysticism.
"Rogue what the hell is going why are you smashing through a building while beating down two princesses of your own kind!?"Mysticism says
"Ah that's simple therapy". I answer
Mega looks around then peeks through the hole in the floor. His face drops into a grimace. He looks up at "War" and speaks. "You highness it would be best if you grab you sister and leave". He says gently.
"Hey what the fuck! I wasn't done with them yet! "I get ready to continue but get blocked by a barrier. I whip around and glare at Mysticism.
"And just what do you think you are doing?" I say while darkly black lightning crackling is across my body.
"Impossible! You have fused lighting and darkness!" I hear the kitsune behind me yells.
I pause for a second. I see surprise etched across Inari's face while Alita still looks worried. I take a look inside myself and smile.10 15 18. I see so darkness went up 5%, that would explain a few things.
"Aw I was hoping you would sync more with me before you found out."
I see the world stop much like it did with Lighting before. And standing before me was Darkness with his casual smirk on his face.
"Yo Darkness I guess I have you to thank for the black lighting huh?"
"Not entirely little kit. It's only because your sync rates with Lighting and I are so close. If you were to raise Lighting by another 2% you would lose the balance necessary to create black lighting. How you use it though well I will let you figure it out. However the reason your sync with me went up is because of your anger. Each of us had something that ruled our lives in the end and that's the secret to syncing with us. Mine is anger, Lightings is fun and Ice's is-AHHHHHHHH! Fine I won't tell him! Be careful of that one little kit she is strong."
"So even in an alternate life women control me". I sigh
Darkness face turn even darker and fills with shadows. His black fur seems to blend in with all the shadows.
"DO NOT TAKE ME AS SOME PUPPET LIKE YOU!I BROKE FREE OF THE NONSENSE FAR EARLIER THAN YOU!AND I SWEAR IF YOU GO BACK TO BEING 100% LIKE THAT AGAIN I DONT CARE WHAT ICE SAYS YOUR BODY WILL BE MINE! "Darkness roars.
His voice shakes the surroundings with power that drops me to my knees. "Damn man I get it! I have messed up badly and I will try to change it I can promise you that! But first can you tell me your fighting style since I already picked up Lighting's Lance/Spear techniques.
He goes back to normal and gives me a devilish smile. "Spoilers Little Kit."
"Hey don't quote one of my favorite shows!"
"One of our favorite shows. Oh and you don't have all of Lightings Lance skills, later Little Kit."
Like that time speeds back up. I glare at Mega and Mysticism and then at the kitsune shouldering her sister and sigh.
"You know what I am done for tonight don't bother me again". Like that I start to leave.
"Wait!"
Mega appears in front of me. Huh he seems much slower now.
"Look they came for me. Not the other way so they should be glad to be alive at this point. Don't turn this into a fight" .I tell him
He shakes his head. "That's not what I was going to do. I have talked with my daughter and she filled me in on a few things. I wanted to say I am sorry for all the things that we have done to you. Of course we can't remember exactly what we did but I just wanted you to know we are all sorry. As for this situation we stepped in only because Mysticism is assigned as their bodyguard during their stay so we can't allow you to kill them. I hope this doesn't make matters with us worse."
"Didn't see much body guarding going on". I raise an eye at Mysticism
She snorts and looks at the sisters. "I do not involve myself in kitsune politics. When I saw that their target was you I hurried to grab Mega in the hopes he could stop you from killing them but I see it wasn't necessary."
"Well next time I won't go so easy so keep them on a short leash". I reply and give the sisters a dark look.
Then I jump out of the building and have Inari change to weapon form so I can navigate the rooftops better.
"Ash are we going to talk about what just happened?" Alita asks
"No."
"Now listen here ass-
"NO! I won't listen as I'm done taking orders and blindly following women's orders in fact I need a break for a time."
Both the girls are startled at my outburst but keep quiet. I then take out my phone and dial a number.
"Hey dad I need a favor."
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Now to answer a few things.I never planned on leaving Ash 100% submissive. I needed certain things to happen that would push him over his limit. Then I needed someone to take the anger out on and help him come to a conclusion. So if you have any questions on why something happened in the story or if I intend to do something nows the time to ask.As I have one serious migraine due to what I wrote about above. There may not be another chapter this week.Now it is currently 1230 pm and I am on my way to get day drunk so Ill answer stuff with my phone.
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