《Lazy Ash》72. Chains, Waking, and Bad news.
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Ciar
I was having a wonder dream about Master kicking out all the annoying women from the apartment and us playing video games making little kids and grown men alike cry like girls. The whole time he scratched between my ears and fed me his cooking. When a loud sound of something hitting the floor woke me.
"Booo! Master was just about to feed me steak!" I grumpily get up. I feel a tug from my bond with master and a flash of feelings followed by an image of Racheal.
"Too bad was starting to like her."
I walk into the living room to find a bunch of females in heat. I wrinkle my nose at the smell and walk towards Racheal who has her head between the Chickens legs.
Using my powers over shadows I instantly wrap her in shadow chains and tie her to the ceiling. She lets out a short scream before I cover her mouth with shadows.
"Sorry Racheal but you upset master when you touched his family and I could not let anyone who made master upset get away with it. Before you try to break those chains though I would like to inform you that those chain links are filled with absolute destruction flames." I smile at her widening eyes.
Satisfied that she won't be a problem anymore I glance over the others besides the "Old Bitch" as master calls her everyone seems relatively okay. I check the time and notice that it's only 9pm.
"*Sigh* Still two more hours till double lux might as well heat up some leftovers and play some Gears. Master should really let me kill all these bitches in heat I really don't understand why he puts up with them but for now I will make due with showing Diamond Ranks they aren't much."
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Alita
I wake up on the floor of Ash's apartment and let out a gasp. I expected more pleasure but gratefully I was free. I notice I was last to awake even Ash's grandmother was awake despite the fact she looked like crap.
Her skin had icy blue tendrils across it like she was infected by some horrible disease. She had cuts bleeding with black blood and was missing an eye in its place was an ice shard.
Ash's ice element may have gone a bit overboard there. For some reason everyone was alternating between Ciar playing some game where she was chainsawing people in half and a naked chained up Racheal on the ceiling.
.........
Wait Racheal!?
I whip my head back up to her. "What are you doing here!?" I ask her.
She can't reply so she just shoots a glare towards Ciar.
"Don't bother Alita. I have been trying to get the damn pup to tell me what's going on." Inari says.
"Well that is my Niece and I would appreciate it if you could let her down Ciar."
"Can't she upset Master."
Inari just shakes her head. "That's all she says."
"Well have you tried unplugging the game?" Katherine says
Inari shoots her an "are you stupid look?" that is usually reserved for Ash. "Look you don't know this but this talking pup is a little scary and absolutely devoted to your son and vice versa. If you pull any shit with his "daughter" you will finally see your son truly pissed at you. Plus the damn puppy has the ability to do that to all of us in our current states." She finishes by pointing up to Racheal.
"Wait Daughter!?" Ash's family all exclaim.
Seeing how they are definitely jumping to conclusions I share Inari's your stupid look. "He found her and formed a bond with her a blood bond."
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Ash's family's faces all change into surprised shock. "Is my grandson a retard now!? He formed a blood bond with a mythical creature!? Does he know what he has done!?" She screeched and wheezed at us.
"Well she's less mythical more god........" Inari sorta let that hang for a second.
Everyones faces warped this time and a collective "WHAT!!!!!????" rang out from everyone's mouths.
"How is that even possible!" This time it was Clare yelling. Which is odd considering Sam is the yeller. "No god would allow their child to form a blood bond with some random person which means Ash's life is in actual danger!"
Everyone traded uneasy looks except Cindy who seemed confused.
"So quick question whats a blood bond?" she asks.
We all ignore her. She just looks at us in annoyance.
"Great so on top of having elements able to take control of him my son has a blood bond with the daughter of a god. Just great! By the way where is he?" Katherine says.
"Master was in the prison dimension but now I can't see where he is through our bond all I can tell you is that he is for some reason in extreme amounts of pain and then completely fine. Also he seems to be getting angry quite a bit. It's really odd the emotions and pain are all coming in rapidly much faster than should be possible." She says a little worried.
"It might be the time differences between here and the prison dimension." I say.
"I just said he is not in that place anymore Mrs. Chicken. He is somewhere else somewhere much faster? I can't really explain it better."
I hold my tongue at the Chicken comment. Inari and I trade looks.
"Do you think she sent him on another mission?" Inari says
"I don-Before I can finish a blast of power ripples through the apartment. All the humans fall to the ground.
"There you are little sister! I have been looking for you for hours!"
I turn and see my brother. "Micheal? What are you doing here?"
"Some bad news has reached the top and we are needed." He spots Inari. "Are you Inari Light? he asks.
She nods her head.
"Good you can come with your mother has been looking for you anyway and will be at where we are going." He turns to leave when he spots Ciar. His eyes widen.
"Alita can you tell me why Cerberus's missing puppy of 30 years is sitting here playing Gears of War with a blood bond?"
"Thats......"
"Never mind bring I will bring her along as well." With a wave of his hand we were gone.
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