《Lazy Ash》73. KFF, Family, and a male chicken
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Inari
After the light finally vanished we all appeared in an area in the higher planes. I took a look around and noticed we were in Jehova's dominion. I also noticed something else we weren't alone.
All around us were being's of immense power. I spotted a good portion of the Norse and Greek pantheons, the Egyptian Gods were number at 3, a few Chinese were present, however my gaze froze once I reached the Slavic's. Standing on a stage talking to Rhea, Jehova, Allah, Nuwa, and Oinari were Perun and Cherenobog behind which stood a good portion of their lower deities.
I started to figure out why we were here and was really starting to wonder if there was a way out.
........
I may have spent too much time with Ash.
"Well there you are dear daughter." I hear a melodious voice call out behind me.
"Oh Oinari no." I groaned inwardly and turned around and see my family.
My mother Matriarch of the Light prime Kitsune Akomachi stood with my sisters Sharmarali and April all of them exuding power their ten tails waving behind them.
"Kaasan, Shar neesan, April neesan nice to see you again." I say and give a bow of greeting.
"Tell me Inari why is my little sister dressed sooo how to put it "nicely".?" Shar asks me.
I panic for a second because last I knew I was naked but when I looked down I saw I was in a white dress that covered everything and I mean everything this thing could kill a mans hard on for a woman in seconds. I immediately started tearing at it. Making just the right amount of cleaving show and a lot of leg. Once I wasn't in something hideous I turned back to my family. All of whom were wearing amused expressions.
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"When Micheal came for me I was kind naked so I guess he must've-
"HEY! MALE CHICKEN! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY GAME OF SLAUGHTERING NOOBS!" I hear a very familiar voice shout.
"Oh Oinari no."
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Alita
After the light vanished I knew I was home in heaven. All around were various gods, demi-gods, and immortals. Gratefully during the transfer Micheal explained to me what was going on so I knew all these people were here as our army.
I was about to follow Micheal when I was stopped by a hand on my shoulder. I turn to see the smiling face of my brother.
"Lucy! It's been too long." I say happily and give him a hug.
Lucifer grins and returns the hug. "Wish we could meet under better circumstances but." He just shrugs and sighs.
I let out a sigh of my own. "Sorry I would visit more but I have been busy."
"Yea I heard from your boy. Great kid I expect some interesting things from him."
"Yea about that he told me that you took him to hell."
"Well technically I was in my rights. He was after all baptised as a child. Plus I couldn't let my sisters love die."
"Riiiiiigggghhhtttt you definitely didn't have any other motives right? And about that love comment I would appreciate it if you kept quiet I am not entirely sure how I feel right now.
"Very well. But can you tell me why my daughter is chained to the floor in a surprisingly nice dress?"
I turned and saw Racheal still chained up but no longer nude. I looked down at myself and noticed I was wearing the same thing. The dress was quite nice Micheal was always great like that.
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"Not too sure entirely we'd have to ask-
"HEY! MALE CHICKEN! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY GAME OF SLAUGHTERING NOOBS!" I hear a very familiar voice shout.
"Her we'd have to ask her."
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Ciar
Once the light fades I notice I am somewhere else surrounded by lots of people. My headset is still on my head but the controller it was connected too was gone. Part of the cord was missing as well.
I was angry. Master bought those for me. They were 600 dollar turtle beaches. Master had them custom made. A gift from Master was gone like that but even worse was I failed Master. He taught me to make my online opponents cry and whine. To make sure I crush their spirit entirely and when I was on the verge of making so many diamond ranks cry I was thwarted.
I looked around angrily for the new stupid chicken. Finally I spotted him walking toward the stage were more chickens were at.
"HEY! MALE CHICKEN! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY GAME OF SLAUGHTERING NOOBS!" I yell.
"
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