《Lazy Ash》74. Bosbeass, Teams, and you can just call me......
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Ciar
The Chicken turned to me in surprise. He then looked at the Female Chicken called Alita and mouthed the word chicken at her. She just shook her head and slowly moved toward me. I narrowed my eyes at her and made sure the stupid fox knew I was aware of her movements as well by tripping her with my shadows.
"You two will not stop me!" I shouted at them and turned back to the Male Chicken. I pulled on my bond with Master and was surprised. It was like pulling from several Masters at once the power was literally flooding me and before I knew it my death ball (as Master calls it) was about the size of a tank and growing rapidly. All of the eyes in the room focused on me in that instant. At first I was fine with it more power means more damage but I couldn't stop my pulling from the bond the strength kept coming despite me only pulling once! I really started to panic when when the death ball reached the size of a small building.
"It's alright little one I will take care of it." I heard a voice say.
I watched as my ball was surrounded in an odd purple energy. Once the energy completely engulfed my death ball it started shrinking it down until it was the size of a marble and then it stopped, landing in the palm of a man. Then with a wave of a hand my connection to Master was cut.
The man turned to me grinning. "Well little pup that was quite the show! But you should be carfull pulling power from your Master you almost killed yourself there. All that power was a bit more than your body could take."
He was right. My body was sore and exhausted. The man kept grinning at me though so I took a second to study him. He was young with short brown hair, white skin, teal eyes, and a reddish brown beard. He stood at about 6^2 and was wearing a plain gray hoody, blue jeans, white sneakers, and thick black glasses.
"Yo daughter of Cerberus ya gonna stare or ya gonna introduce yerself?" He asked.
"I am Ciar."
"That's it? Ciar? No other name?"
I thought for a moment then raised my head to speak. "Ciar....Ciar Fall's."
He smiled down at me then tossed me the marble death ball. I caught it carefully with a shadow hand. Then I gazed at the strange man and gave him a confused look.
"All of that energy is still there only now its sealed. You can however toss that at someone and make one hella big bang." The man told me.
"Bosbeass did you just hand my daughter a bomb filled with enough power to kill an immortal and damage a god!?" I hear a yelled off to the side.
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I turn knowing who I'd see and up come walking Mama, Papa, and Grandpa Loki. Momma was in human form currently. Her form is that of a young woman in hermid-twenties with long black hair, slightly tanned skin, and tri-colored eyes. The colors represented her three minds Dark Blue for calm and rational mama, Red for angry and strict mama, and Yellow for unhinged momma.
It's always hard to tell who is in control in her human form. The trick to it is to see which color was facing up. Currently Dark Blue was facing up.
Papa was in his wolf form. He was massive with glowing silver, long thick canines, and deep black eyes. Grandpa Loki was sitting on his back with an amused grin. Currently he was in the form of a young man with dark red eyes, pale skin, and dark hair. Usually he is in the form of a child but seems to be slightly older.
Once momma reached me I was swept up into a crushing hug and papa licked my face.
"Relax Cerb she can handle it she just pulled a little too much power from her bond no need to smother the kid." Bosbeass says.
Momma stiffened and I watched her eyes switch from dark blue at the top to red. They ticked over like a clock.
"Bond!? Who dared bind my daughter!?" She roared.
Bosbeass slowly backed up.
Papa and Grandpa both had ugly looks matching momma. "Momma its fine! I am the one who gave the bond freely to Master!"
Momma was startled and looked at me deeply. "Why?"
"At first it was to make things easier and he did save me from certain death. But I completed the bond when I knew he was the Master for me. I will not ever serve another! I love my Master very much and have no plans on ending things with him."
My family looked at with a mixture of stunned and amused expressions. Momma was so shocked that her eyes kept alternating between the three colors.
"I see little one. But why is it you are still so young? You were abducted over 30 years ago. You should be older than you appear. In fact if my nose doesn't mistake me its only been a few weeks since your capture maybe a little over a month." Papa asked.
"Oh he traveled back in time, saved me, and brought me back to this time."
Every person there immediately zeroed in on our conversation all trading looks around. I heard mumblings of taboo's and broken times. I looked toward Rhea but she seemed to have a curious fixation with her nails.
"This Master of yours what's his name little one?" Grandpa asked.
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I looked at him with a frown. "Granpa I have a name you know! Call me Ciar! Besides I am much bigger than most my age I can't be called Little anymore! Also I can't tell you yet not until I am sure momma won't kill him."
He laughed and replied. "Well that would be true if it weren't for the fact you aren't even a year old yet Ciar. Your name is Gaelic in origin yes? Am I to assume this master of yours named you?"
"Yes!"
"You have quite the interesting Master little Ciar. For now we will put this on hold but we need to speak more of this later." Once he finished we all turned toward the stage where all the powerful smelling people were gathering. Moma refused to put me down and held me in her arms. It was comforting but I ended up missing the feeling of Master holding me. He scratches my ears perfectly.
"Some of you are great and famous warriors the best in your fields. Some of you the best Mages and Alchemists. Others hold special but much needed skills. Most of you know why we are gathered here. To those of you who don't let me just-
"Oh Us Jehova you are one long winded bastard! Look people Abyss is responsible for Chernobyl and is currently sealed there, you are all here to fight his horde so we can kill him. Done, see how hard was that man?" Bosbeass cut off Jehova and said.
Jehova glared at him.
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH scary dude take a chill pill and pull that stick outta yer ass."
Jehova's face started turning beat red. It got worse when he starting hearing all the muffled snickering.
"Yes *Cough* well *snicker* with that said we will be dividing you all into teams." Rhea then started pointing out people and names making up a bunch of mixed pantheon groups. The groups had one lower god as a shield and the rest was made up of immortals and demi-gods. The other gods will be left to deal with Abyss. Halfway through Masters family showed up with Laverna minus his cousin and were put into teams as well. His Bitchma wasn't looking to well still. I wondered how she would function. But as it turns out one touch from Jehova was able to restore her I was a little saddened. Mama asked me why my ears were dropping but I kept quiet.
"Lastly we will have Ciar, Alita, Inari, April, Racheal, Pet, and Bosbeass."
"What!? You're putting my daughter on a team as well!? If so why not mine!? And who the Hades is Pet!?"Momma yells at Rhea.
"Your daughter is included because of her flames. I am sure you are aware of their properties. As to why she is not on your team I believe she would be better suited to the team I have chosen. Lastly Pet is well my little pet but if you must know who she is here take a look." Rhea moved to the side and a woman appeared. She had a spiked choker connected to a leash. I liked the look of it and made a mental note to ask Master for one.
"Pet!? Thats not fucking Pet thats the asswipes bitch daughter War! How in Hades could you allow her to participate in a battle with us!?
"I assure you Pet has been well trained and wont be a problem. If for some reason she is send me a prayer and I'll set her straight."
I looked around and for some reason a lot of people held gazes of pity for this "Pet" but I couldn't figure out why. She has a Master that Master likes she seems to be well treated as Master would say she is smokin and she has a really nice collar. I decided to ask the Chicken and Stupid Fox later.
"Fine but if anything happens to my girls we will have words." Momma's eyes turned yellow and started glowing.
Rhea just raised an eyebrow in amusement. "Good now everyone get in you teams and get ready to head out. And remember your lower gods will not help you in your fights they are there to take the burden of the power drop so you can retain yours. Which means they will be are weaker than you and will be easy prey for any of Abyss's creatures."
Momma gave me a quick kiss on the cheek and let me go to my team. Once we all got together I could feel some tension. Alita and Inari were trading glares with Pet and Racheal was giving me a wary look. April was looking on with an intrested look and Bosbeass was just amused.
"Well ladies as the only man here I must ask how many of you do I have a shot with?" Bosbeass said
A bunch of glares went his way except for Racheal who had a pondering look. I made a mental note to make sure Master never mates with this bitch in heat.
"Hmm so I'll take that as 4 no's and 1 maybe? Anyway lets introduce ourselves. I am Bosbeass a god of gravity, nerds, games, pizzarolls and hotpockets. No really I can summon hotpockets and pizza rolls on command its awesome. But you girls can just call me Bob.
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