《Cleric or Necromancy?》volume 1 chapter 3: the Cribe
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AAHHHHH WHO IS SPEEZING MY HEAD!!!
@$%^#@^*&$^%#[email protected]$^&%&#^(q*7%
FUCK STOP IT THAT HURTS
@*^#&*$y$##(#&$^#^*&)(_q(*_
I SAID STOP GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
*#^$%$^*&(*#)*!_)(&%^$%#$
That's better now I can take a big deep breath. (breathes in deeply)
#&%^$&!^(*&#
*&^&^%^&
&^%^(&
*^%*&
“What the fuck are you saying?”
&%^*
Ding* your name is now @#@*$%&
“Its what? How can you call that a name! Its gibberish!”
@$%#
“What why can I se-%#^”
(Thoughts) What the hell is in my mouth its soft smooth and why can't I see? Or smell for that matter? That tastes good what is it? Hmm did you put something in it I’m sheepy now.... (sheepy is on PURPOSE)
Ugh what happened? Where am I? Its that warm stuff again mm-mm.....
Dammit fell asleep again. Did they discover who I am or something? Blindfolding me from birth then putting me back to sleep every time I wake up... That must be it, has to be it! I must escape! But how I’m a baby... and Julia is supposed to arrive soon... I can't leave her to fend for herself... Wait aren't babies blind for the first couple days? I should try opening my eyes...
I feel like an idiot right now for not realizing that they were closed...
And their open... Man my vision sucks... Looks like my eyesight isn't great to start I am hoping its because they are developing... Oh? Who is this? Come closer I can't see you.... HEY why are you walking away??? Wait I can hear someone talking... if I learn to speak sooner I can leave sooner... well ill listen in then
!#@$#@%$^
#@!#$#%^#[email protected]!#%$^
@#%$ @#%$^ $%@^
@$%$ ^$^#% &%*$
$&%% &$*^% #%^%&
Well at least I can tell when they are speaking separate words. Its a good start I guess..
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Ding* the basics of learning any language is to tell when some one is speaking a single word apposed to one long one or many words. Intelligence +1
Well that is helpful... If I where to master multiple languages that would definitely boost my intelligence... Seems reasonable plus I will be able to speak with many groups of people... Awesome...
I listen for a couple more minutes then drift off to sleep... After a couple of days something awesome happened!
!##[email protected]#
#[email protected] #%@$
!#@ the @$%#[email protected]
I recognized that the word the was in their... I must be genius if I do say so myself!
Ding! You have discovered the your first word of the !#$#@# language. At the proper age of less then a month no less! Intelligence +2
Man I am tired must be all this mental exhaustion...
Ding* Stamina +1 because you worked yourself to exhaustion!
Today I have realized something. I am just an average kid and no one knows that I am reincarnated. Its obvious at this point. I mean who would lock up a reincarnated child in a crib??? It makes no sense what so ever so I have decided to accept the inevitable that I am just another random child in this world.
Ding! You faced reality and stopped daydreaming! A wise decision to stop being deluded! Wisdom +2
ow. that kind of hurts my pride. Wait pride.. pride.. pride...
Here, in this place, you swallow me. Yet, were I more, I could swallow you. What am I?
PRIDE!!!
Yay riddles I am surprised I remembered that...
Ding* You have answered a complex riddle with apparent ease... its also unknown to this world.. intelligence + 1
Wisdom + 2
Wow that was easy. Man I am tired I wish my stamina wasn't so shitty this blows....
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Ding* Stamina +2 you have stayed awake for a large amount of time for your age and size
okay...zzzzz
I woke up today.. I think today is day 4 or the 4th time I have woken up to feed...
Ding*Colostrum period is over and your mother will no longer supply you with the superior protein milk anymore
strength +5 Agility +5 vitality + 5 Stamina +5
Ding* due to your Mother already having Children and having a very healthy lifestyle you gain an extra 2 strength 5 vitality 5 agility and 5 stamina.
wow that is pretty awesome. A nice dropped gift from no where. I guess life is awesome when your little getting easy stats...
I spent the next month or two listening to the people around me. I discovered that their were around 5 people in the house. I got an extra intelligence point for discovering that. Quite nice if I do say so myself. At this point I am simply waiting for the opportunity to crawl around. My life here in the crib has become quite boring if I do say so myself.
NEW STATS
Status WindowName:???Class 1:???Level:1 (0)Class 2:??Race:HumanGender:MaleTitlesyou have noneHealth:610 / 610Health Regen:1.2 / secMana:650 / 650Mana Regen:6.5 / minStamina:19/ 19Stamina Regen:15.2 / hour-Strenght:8Agility:11Intelligence:15Wisdom:14Leadership:1Vitality:11-Elemental AffinityFire:0%Water:0%Wind:0%Earth:0%Electricity:0%Light:100%Darkness:100%-
AbilitiesFull RegenerationAllows for any body part torn off or broken to be full healed and repaired back to its original form.
SkillsNone
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