《I'm Gonna Be a Wizard When I Grow up Again!》Chapter 67
Advertisement
Being immobile was hard to handle. The first time he died, he’d been out of shape, sickly, and old. The second time, he’d been in shape, pretty healthy, and still old. He’d still been able to be up and about as he pleased, and honestly had still been in better shape than his prime in his first life. Thinking like that… he was surprised he’d lived so long the first time. Obviously, the medical technology had helped immensely.
Since he couldn’t move, and thus was unable to optimally learn things, and most importantly explore, he put all of his efforts towards his goal. That is… exercise. There’s not a lot you can do as a baby, it turns out. Waggling your arms and legs seems to be it. Well, he had nothing else to do except practice learning this new language, so he would wiggle his arms and legs until he got tired.
The language in this world seemed slightly familiar, even though it was entirely new. Maybe it just helped that he was already fluent in two languages, and had slightly dabbled in a few more. It was a good thing he’d kept his secret notes in English. It had helped him stay fluent and was a fun secret language. Now, he could maybe have two secret languages. That would be fun. Maybe it was time to find something to keep secret!
It was much harder to write, though. The other languages had alphabets, whereas this one was logographic. That is, the symbols represented whole words. This required much more learning than just an alphabet. However, William was still able to learn it relatively easily. This was because he had someone actually dedicated to teaching him.
His older sister. This time, he had an older sister. In fact, this time he technically had quite a bit more family than any time before. Technically, because they didn’t really act like family. William’s new father had ten wives, and many children with each them. Thus, William had 43 half-siblings, and one full sister, who was older by 6 years. The reason they weren’t really family wasn’t because they had less blood relation to him, but because they didn’t act like family. William had seen his father approximately 3 times in his almost two years of new life. Certainly, he was a very busy man, but their not meeting was unrelated. He only met with members of the family that were perceived to have value, and William and his older sister were from a less favored wife. The rest of the siblings pretty much ignored them, which probably would have been very bad for William’s development… if he were normal. Instead, it just allowed him to monopolize his older sister’s time and have her teach him whatever he wanted.
Advertisement
-----
At one year old, he was surprisingly steady on his feet. He didn’t think he’d been this (relatively) steady the last time he was one year old. The time before that… well, he didn’t remember. The one even before that may not have existed at all. After all, he could only remember two previous lives… which seemed to be quite a lot, actually. Either way, he could waddle to wherever he wanted to go, as long as there was a wall nearby. Freedom!
Except then he was picked up. “Hello, Big Sister.”
The woman who was also his Big Sister, or possibly half-sister, gave him a stern look. “Running off again, are we Hui’Lam?”
William nodded. “Yes. I want to see the yard.”
His Big Sister sighed. “You know you aren’t allowed in there.”
“I wanna see, pwease~.” He gave his best adorable look and pleading voice. Honestly he wasn’t good at that. It didn’t hurt to try, though, right?
Big sister rolled her eyes. “Don’t give me that. I know you can do better.”
William attempted to clear his throat. “I request that you bring me to a window, so that I may view the training yard, kind lady.” It wasn’t quite right, since sadly his vocal chords were still maturing, but he knew the right words. He’d learned this language much faster, helped significantly that by the fact Big Sister didn’t seem to have any other tasks than taking care of him, and thus teaching him to speak. Plus, being bilingual already seemed to help.
“See? Why didn’t you just ask me like that from the beginning?” She shakes her head. “Also, why won’t you talk like that to anybody else? They all think I’m crazy and dote on you too much.”
Advertisement
“Hmph. They all talk down to me. Why should I not respond in kind? At least I use polite language. Plus, this way I don’t look like a threat.”
Why would he worry about looking like a threat to his family? Quite simply, he had been born into a large martial arts clan. While he hadn’t seen as cutthroat of an atmosphere he as he’d read about in books, he still felt the rivalry for honor. He wanted to stay out of it. It was a hard thing to adapt to after two lives. Finally, they arrived at the yards he was being carried towards. It was still faster.
In the yard he saw dozens of students training, practicing martial arts. William honestly had no idea what styles it was related to, because the last time he’d seen any real martial arts had been more than a lifetime ago… in movies. At least, any that used bare hands. Technically, sword fighting and staff work counted to some degree, but those weren’t honed in the same way as they were here.
Big sister had set him on a table near the window, looking out. William copied the moves of those out in the yard. Big sister watched… and kept him from falling down, and especially from falling off the table. After a short time, William was too tired to continue, and he knew too much exercise would be bad for his developing body. As far as he knew, anyway. It could be different in this world... Still, he enjoyed moving through the stances, even if he didn’t really understand them yet. After sitting on the table watching for about half an hour, the students in the yard went and retrieved staves. William’s eyes lit up. “Big sister, where’s my staff?”
She smiled, and handed him his “staff”. It was about two feet tall, almost the same size as WIlliam. Really, it was just a polished stick. His legs were tired, but William spun the staff around for a while. Nostalgia filled him as he thought of Chris. Meanwhile, his Big Sister looked at him and wondered how a one year old child could give off the look of an old man nostalgically watching his grandchildren in the yard.
Advertisement
- In Serial49 Chapters
A Collection of Tales
This is or rather will become a collection of short stories set in the worlds of The Misplaced Dungeon and Unexpected Consequences as I am finding it difficult to avoid including some amusing ideas that would sidetrack those stories. And now also include stories from the world of And Dungeon Makes Three. Unless otherwise stated these stories happen in the background and are here because they seem to want to get out. Updating will be irregular.
8 88 - In Serial38 Chapters
Settlement of Safehaven - A Hearthtree Series
"Welcome to the ECS Asgard, your ride through the stars to your new home-" Or so goes the sales spiel of this one of four and first-produced colonization ship, a spiel meant to placate the portions of humanity who would be selected for such a journey through the stars. It was meant to be a simple thing; people would sleep in hibernation or stasis, to experience their lives within the virtual reality world which kept their minds occupied. The virtual world was meant to simulate a fantasy world of Viking or Roman lore. But not all with this virtual world was fine; nor were the humans who were selected for its maiden and only voyage. One colonist lost everything dear to him, but through his pain and torment, he gained the attention of the colony ship's AI.
8 418 - In Serial105 Chapters
God's Trials
Daichi lived in a wonderful world. Happiness was common, people knew their neighbors, his life like any other could be described in one word: peaceful. Then one day that changed, his life as well as the lives of everybody in his town suddenly ended. In one day the lives of nearly everybody he knew were suddenly snuffed out seemingly for no reason. The aftermath leaving a changed world with new rules, and only four survivors from once thriving town. The world now different, leaves only one choice and one path for those surviving to follow; The path to power or death. Note: Please note, this story was never categorized as a LitRPG, it merely contains those elements as a plot point for the development of the plot later on. Official Website: 9tribulations.net (Chapters through 200+)
8 90 - In Serial87 Chapters
Cutting to Life: an NPC LitRPG (Battle Royale)
Nikola is an NPC in The World of Wills, a video game where players can feel sensations as if they were truly there. She leads a life of bloodshed and murder - that is, until one day she wakes up sapient. Just as she begins thinking real, non-scripted thoughts and making connections, she and the players in the game are told that if they die in the game, they die in real life - and it's time to get killing. But what of Nikola, the emerging AI consciousness? How does she win in a game that can only end in her being wiped from existence at the end of it all? - Updates Mondays and Fridays. Cutting to Life is a slow-burn LitRPG with a villainous (later anti-hero, or maybe still villainous, haha) female lead.It's told from the perspective of Nikola, an NPC within the World of Wills who's become sapient and is now mysteriously able to play the game as a PC. It's quite light for a LitRPG, but the system and stats become more of a focus later when Nikola herself can access them.The story gradually builds into a Battle Royale where the players' lives are on the line (if you die in the game, you die in real life), and only one party of savvy adventurers can win. They'll have to spend their time and stats wisely as dungeons promising rare gear float down from the sky - but is a legendary sword worth killing someone for, knowing they'll stay dead forever? - This story is told in third person, past tense.- This is a slow-burn LitRPG that spends a lot of time establishing its setting and characters, because I believe this will make for a better payoff in the end. As such, the Battle Royale doesn't start until chapter 30 or so.- Chapters are anywhere between 800 words and 3000 words long.- Book cover by Vixeona.Cutting to Life is also being posted on SPB and Scribble Hub.Thank you sincerely for reading.
8 196 - In Serial101 Chapters
Ballet
Just a little bit about ballet. This story follows my life and my meager ballet career. It's a bit random and some info about ballet from my perspective. If you would like for me to write a part about something in particular, just comment and I will. Enjoy! Thanks to @girl_who_reads for designing my cover, it's so awesome!! ~Mia
8 206 - In Serial56 Chapters
Falling for Autumn | Jacob Black
Bella Swan isn't the only new girl in town when the news of the police chief's daughter coming home spread through Forks and La Push. Three houses down, in the cute yellow house on the corner, lives recently-moved-in Autumn Watson and her newly divorced mother, both looking for a fresh start.While Forks High School is focused on Bella and Edward Cullen, Autumn finds herself drawn to the mysterious but sweet Jacob Black, who struggled with his misguided feelings for the other brunette. That is until he met Autumn.{BOOK ONE IN THE ❝LEAF & PEACHES❞ ➵ THE BLACK PACK SERIES}{JACOB BLACK X OC}{TWILIGHT/NEW MOON/ECLIPSE/BREAKING DAWN}[started: April 16, 2018][completed: October 5, 2021][second draft edits started: October 12, 2021][second draft edits completed: February 2, 2022][DISCLAIMERS]▪Chapter(s) marked with an * contain a trigger warning; please read the author's note at the beginning of the chapter with care.▪I do not own the Twilight characters and stories. Credit to Stephanie Meyer. I only own Autumn Watson and her storylines.▪If you are reading this story on another platform other than Wattpad, you are likely to be at risk of a malware (virus) attack. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please read only on Wattpad. Thank you!
8 121

