Dorian:'Well i might as well check everything about my status while im at it. Lets do titles first.'

Titles:

Lost soul- your soul is in your body but you dont belong in this place. When you die your soul will forever be trapped in limbo till you can find where you are pantheon wise.

The Displaced Hero- you were summoned to another world but the jackass who summoned you fucked it up and now you have no idea who youre supposed to save and from what. Youre also lost in the world.

Smartass-self explanetory

The Antagonizer- you use your smartassery to antagonize others. They just make it so easy to. Adds plus 20 to 0-100 roll on antagonization attempts.

The Otherworlder- your from another world. Do to your world travels you gain plus 40 space affinity

Well lost soul doesnt look good at all. What the fuck happens to my soul if multiple pantheons are on the same planet? Or if this is a planet of athiests. Well... on to skills i guess.

Skills:

Social skills:

Antagonize lvl 13 apprentice | Misdirection lvl 10 50% adept | Lying lvl 75 85% adept |

Intimidation lvl 99 95% apprentice | Reversal lvl 1 adept | Seduce lvl 8 10% novice

Barter lvl 1 novice | |Smartassery lvl 99 adept

Combat:

Bare knuckle brawling lvl 50 apprentice | Tae kwon do lvl 1 80% novice |

Wrestling lvl 2 apprentice | Self taught Martial arts lvl 10 apprentice

Staff combat lvl 4 novice | Knife/Dagger combat lvl 70 novice |

Club combat lvl 30 novice | Small firearms combat lvl 82 20% novice |

Rifle combat lvl 1 2% novice | Countering lvl 52 90% apprentice | Archery lvl 10 novice |

Throwing knives lvl 1 apprentice

Combat masteries:

Unarmed 18%

Blunt weapons 6%

Knife 2%

Small firearms 4%

Medium firearms .3%

Polearms 2%

Crafting:

Small blade maintenance lvl 5 novice

Small firearms maintenance lvl 25 novice

Cloth armor maintenance lvl 10 novice

Improvised weapon creation lvl 80 adept

Improvised armor creation lvl 2 apprentice

Passive:

Strong mind lvl 50 apprentice

Quick thinking lvl 53 apprentice

Rememberance lvl 2 adept

Patience lvl 2 apprentice

Not-so-common sense lvl1 expert

Focused mind lvl 50 apprentice

Natural Stealth lvl 80 novice

Focused stealth lvl 58 apprentice

Sociopathy lvl 1 novice

Shadenfreude lvl 8 novice

Fearless lvl 99 novice

Slight kleptomania lvl 11 novice

Immaginative skill creation lvl 0 novice

Ok not-so-common sense i get cause when someone does something stupid that youd think itd be common sense not to do, you find out that common sense aint exactly as common as youd want it to be. I mean there are some really stupid people out there. As i always say,"Your can cure ignorance, but you cant cure stupidity."

Also whats the difference between natural stealth and focused stealth?

Natural is how stealthy you are when your not even thinking of sneaking up on someone. Like when you walk up behind someone and say hi but they jump in fright.

Focused stealth is when you try to sneak up or past someone either to kill, steal, or just get out of a situation.

Well thanks random voice explaining the skills. How come you never explained to me i was in a different world?

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And i get no answers.

Also sociopathy, really? Well for those who dont know the difference between sociopathy and psychopathy is psychos take enjoyment or have no feelings when it comes to doing something wrong, like murder or rape. They are also born that way. Sociopaths still have feelings of remorse or hatred towards those things while also figuring out if it would be beneficial to do said actions. They are created and formed from the life theyve lived. Like how im thinking if it would be beneficial to kill Dag and Aronithia when im free. If i ever get free. Though i guess that could be argued to be pragmatism.

Well done. You relearned the Pragmatism skill due to your in-depth analysis of your sociopathy. Sociopathy leveled up and Pragmatism is now at lvl 60 novice.

Pragmatism is both a social and passive skill.

Your intelligence and wisdom both gained +2 points.

Now to shadenfreude. Im not sure if i remember correctly but isnt that when you take pleasure in others misfortune?

Shadefreude is a passive that lets you take enjoyment from others missfortune. Like if someone got nutshotted.

Well i do find nutshots funny.

Now what the fuck is imaginative skill creation? Sounds awsome.

Imaginative skill creation is a skill that when you have specific and in-depth knowledge on a skill, real or imaginary, you can gain that skill and level it up the more insight you gain to it.

Welp.

I found my cheat. I now want to thank whoever gave it to me. I already have in mind what skills i want to get, even if they are slightly obscure. I mean right now i really want a blood manipulation skill due to being upside down and i really have a headache.

Maybe if I can focus on the chemical properties and what blood does for the body, i can figure out how to manipulate it.

*a few minutes later of essentially making constipated faces*

CONGRADULATIONS!! You just created a new skill. Blood manipulation at level 0 novice. Though you created it you need to gain more insight to its uses to level it up since you learned and created it yourself. You gain +5 blood affinity.

CONGRADULATIONS!! Due to you learning a new skill that involves using your inner energy to manipulate your body, you gained the ki stat.+10 ki

Due to your current knowledge that youve gained from reading wuxia novels, you now have the ability to cultivate your ki to increase, purify, and make it stronger. +40 ki and +2 ki regeneration a second.

Due to gaining the ability to cultivate you gained the skill Ki Cultivation. Right now you dont have any specific cultivation styles so youll stay at your current ki amount until you do. You also now have to form your ki core to increase your cultivation base.

You gained the title: Mortal realm novice

HOLY SHIT!!

Thats fucking awsome! That means my knowlegedge from different books acts retroactively once i get the skill. That also means that out of all the cultivation styles i know from wuxia novels, ill have to test them to see if they work. Ill have to be careful too cause i dont wanna end up killing myself.

Ahh~ that feels better now that my blood isnt all going to my head. And the great thing is just doing this only costs 1 ki a second. Ill start cultivating after i finish going through the details of my status screen.

Now its onto relationships.

Relationships:

Aronithia- antagonized aquaintance

Dagothur- antagonized aquaintance

Makes sense. Also very simple.

Now onto status effects.

Status effects:

Nearly half blind- your father was half blind by the time you were born. Due to this inherent disability your right eye has been losing sight even with glasses. Find a permanent solution to get rid of this effect.

Hangry- your hungry and when you get hungry, you get angry.

Thirsty- you need to consume liquids to avoid dehydration

"Thirsty"- your a teen, a guy, and you havent lost your v-card. Get some to get rid of this effect.

Drousy- you just woke up and your upside down. You need some rest. You solved the blood problem at least

Guess im finally to resistances.

Ressistances:

Light 0% dark 0% fire 0% water 0% wind 0% earth 0% space 0% time 0%

Oh hey there seems to be an affinties tab.

Affinities:

Light 1

Dark 25

Fire 10

Water 5

Wind 25

Earth 10

Space 40

Time 0

Blood 5

I should probably start clutivation. Or i can learn different skills. Ill learn some skills.