《The Man Kicked By the God》Twenty Third Kick - Worst Mistake
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Happy new year everyone! I hope you’ll have fun on 2016! As usual please point out mistakes. I’m looking for editor/proofreader. Thanks for all who vote and share their thoughts with me. \o/
Edit: From now on the Magic-Martial tree will be addressed as the Double tree. I think It’ll better to change as that.
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Have you ever felt that just laying in bed is bliss? This is what I’ve feeling right now. Just a few hours ago I was threatened by 50 meters long Wyvern. Oh, seriously this is good. Actually, my room has got quite a good furniture. A good desk, table, 2 closets and 4 chairs and 2 beds. One of them is big enough for to be qualified as Grand king sized bed. Of course, I seized it. My sleeping habits are quite bad. Mom even said that I sometimes sit and mutter something in my sleep. Oh well.
I take out my stuff and put to the closet. Sigh, I want to get Telekinesis. I really, really don’t like this kind of work. Where is Jenny when I need? Grandma, please send her to Notaraf School! Since there is nothing I can do more, I just slept.
After having a good sleep on a big bed, I feel refreshed. Although I’ve messed up the bed, a bit. It looks like a small scale war happened here. Since this school don’t have a dress code I wear whatever suits up for such occasion. I wear a pale blue shirt, dark crimson pants and sleeveless jacket. While I was combing my hair my door knocks. I open the door and meet with a pleasant surprise. Grandma really bring Jenny here! Thank God, replying my wish. While I was thinking such Grandma asks.
“Won’t you bring us in? You know we won’t be able to enter unless you let us so.” – Merian
Oh, I forgot about it.
“Come in, please.” – Micha
“Thanks, your highness.” – Jenny
“Hey, this is your room too, and didn’t I said you should call me as Micha, not your highness?” – Micha
“Okaay Michaa-“ – Jenny
Wow, what an attitude change! She starts to unpack her luggage from spatial beg. She definitely used to that. Well, if I remember correctly she educated about how to be a maid. Of course, she is used to it. After seeing my bed, Jenny gave a long sigh. In this life, I’ve yet to tidy up my bed. Maan, such a pain. I hope she doesn't insist about that, though. In case she insists, I’ll most definitely force her to tidy up my bed, though.
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“Hey Micha, don’t forget to wear your school badge, too. This is your first semester’s opening ceremony after all. You should show your power. Old fox should be here too. I heard Andy will join Notaraf School.” – Merian
Oh, this is an interesting new. I didn’t know Andy will be here too. At least now I got a company besides Jenny. While we’re talking Jenny finishes her stuff. Door knocks again. Already?
This time, Jenny opens the door and meet with my grandpa. She isn’t that surprised, though. Oh, Andy is with grandpa.
“Get in please, grandpa, Andy.” – Micha
“Aww come on, when the hell Merian came here? Hello, lil’ princey.” – Karus
“How you doin’, Micha?” – Andy
“Nothing just chilling, spending time with grandma. They came here just a few minutes ago grandpa.” – Micha
“Well, whatever. We got a few things to with Merian. See you later, kids!” – Karus
“We need to visit royalty of Notzha since we’re in their territory. We’ll come to see you again, though.” – Merian
Well, this wraps things up. I turn to Andy and said.
“Hey Andy, why don’t you sit and talk with us too?” – Micha
“Although you’re supposed to be Genius sometimes I think you’re nothing but an airhead. Did you forget about the ceremony? We don’t have that much time. Get up hurry already!” – Andy
Oh, I guess being an airhead sometimes in my blood? I can’t help it, Andy, my dad is like that too!
“Jenny if you’re ready, let’s go to the ceremony. I need to find my old teach, though.” – Micha
“I’m ready to go but your old teach? Who is he?” – Jenny
“Ah, Ex-Dean Matthew. He is my personal teacher. I’m Full Elemental and he has the best knowledge about Elemental combinations. He was my parents’ teacher too. I will take normal lessons, though.” – Micha
“I don’t even know what is what anymore. Where is he by the way?” – Jenny
“He is, probably, at Sorting Exam Room. After that, we’ll go to the ceremony.” – Micha
She smiled and nodded. I turn around and put my hand to Andy’s shoulder.
“It’s been a while, Andy. We need to catch up as cousins!” – Micha
“Your family is the only one who isn’t staying at the capital, Collezi. You need to know you’ve 6 cousins besides me.” – Andy
“Seriously? Why my family always keep me in the dark?” – Micha
“Because… reasons buddy!” – Metatron
You deceiving angel! Your name should be Voice of Satan, not God!
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“Fuhaha, maybe!” – Metatron
While we’re talking as we arrived at Sorting Exam Room. I knock the door and entered before waiting for a reply. I found my good old teacher sleeping on his canopy. Why this guy always sleeps?
“Hnng… Strawberries… Oh, you have come, Micha. What do you need?” – Matthew
“I’m about to go ceremony so I thought my personal teacher should stay beside me, no?” – Micha
“Sigh, you’re no different your grandparents in some aspects you know? You just want to show off, right?” – Matthew
“Maybe, a little bit.” – Micha
“Your friends. Who’re they by the way?” – Matthew
“Andy Gladio, from Hulim Kingdom Royal Family and Jenny... What was your surname, Jenny? She is from the Rofah Kingdom and my servant by the way.” – Micha
“Jenna Vladina Tepes, it’s a great honor to meet you, Matthew Murdoc.” – Jenny
“Hooh, one of them is your cousin, another one is daughter Duke Tepes’ family. You got a great party going on there. Could you give me your school badges?” – Matthew
“Okay.” “ Here.”
They both hand out their badges. While their design looks same Andy’s one have black, Jenny’s one have a white pentagram. Does this mean anything?
“Well according to badges Andy should be a Martial Tree fighter while Jenny is Magic Tree. Black pentagram is defines Martial Tree, the white pentagram is Magic Tree while gray pentagram means Double Tree. Even your friends are talented young Destruction. Well, I’ll lead you to the arena where the ceremony will hold. Come with me little ones.” – Matthew
I really don’t like the way he talk to me but can’t do anything about that. We slowly follow Matthew ‘till we reach arena building. It’s connected to school with a passage and incredibly big. There is also a big stage set up. I guess this is where royalty stands. While we’re observing Matthew mutters.
“You wait here. This is where students will be there. I need to do a few things since Daniella is pretty much holed up in her room. Sigh all is your fault Micha, you know that?” – Matthew
“Not mine, my mom’s fault. Please don’t put all responsibility on me.” – Micha
He laughs and walks away with style. He gives a gentleman’s aura while he isn’t whining about petty things. All old bastards should act like him. After he gone we just chatted with each other. Today I’ve learned 2 big things. First I’ve 6 more cousins. Second my servant Jenny is the daughter of Duke Tepes. I swear my grandma knows my redhead fetish. Crimson can count as a red, right? While looking around, I see two familiar faces. Aren’t they Melinda and Melissa?
“Andy, Jenny I need to say hello my friends would you come with me?” – Micha
“Okay” - Andy
”I’ll your high- Micha.” – Jenny
I walk right towards them. Sneak attack should work, right? I catch Melinda from back and close her eyes.
“Hey!” – Micha
“Aww! What are you doing? Who are you?” – Melinda
“Oh, come on how did you forget me?” – Micha
She stutters a bit. I’ve let loose my hands and she immediately turns around.
“Micha? Why are you here?” – Melinda
Melissa gives a puerile giggle.
“He is obviously here to study Melinda. How are you Micha? It’s been a while.” – Melissa
“Fine how come you’re here too?” I point out Andy and Jenny. “By the way, you should meet with my cousin Andy and my se…” I shouldn’t say she is my servant, right?
“I’m his servant Jenna Tepes, nice to meet you.” – Jenny
After hearing Jenny’s self-introducing, they were taken aback.
“Anders Gladio. Nice to meet you.” – Andy
Well, things will find their way anyhow. While we chatted in our small group arrogant looking blondie with blue and green eyes jump up to stage. I bet he is some minor from nobility.
“I am Notzha Kingdom’s third Prince’s second son Augusta. I am here to announce I am the strongest first year here. As a Double tree fellow, I am open for any challenges!” – Augusta
Oh, minor royalty. Nothing changes, though. Well, it’s obvious he is just an arrogant childish brat. I’ll just ignore him. After I use Identify on him I just laugh. Although my Identify isn’t that high level to show his stats it shows Threat level. It’s just a very low-level threat. Pftt. I can’t help but giggle.
Status WindowName:Augusta Terranao OrloffAlignment:GoodLevel:1Class:NoneRace:HumanGender:MaleThreat Level:Very Low
“Hmpf, you laughing gray-haired commoner! Come here and duel with me! I’ll show you what’s is funny!” – Agusta
I just can’t hold my laugh. He has eyes but can’t see Mt.Tai. He is about to do his life’s worst mistake!
“Pffft. Fuahahahahahah! Okay, let’s fight!” – Micha
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Spoiler :
Status WindowName:Micha GladioAlignment:NeutralLevel:1Class:??Race:Evolving HumanGender:MaleTitlesthe Neutral, the Full Elemental, the Genius, Heir of Hulim, Heir of Rofah, Student of Notaraf SchoolFame:0Infamy:0-Life:11500 /11500Life Regen:1150.0 / MinMana:1200 /12000Mana Regen:1200.0 / MinStamina:1300 / 1300Stamina Regen:130.0 / Sec-Strenght:1150Health:1150Dexterity:1150Agility:1150[/tr]Stamina:1300Endurance:1300Intelligence:1200Wisdom:1200Charisma:1010Luck:1010-Attack:1120Defense:1120Physical ResistancesDodge:%0Parry/Block:%0Physical :%42Crowd Control:%33Elemental ResistancesFire:%53Water:%53Wind:%53Earth:%53
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