《The Man Kicked By the God》Twenty Fifth Kick - No Fucking Way
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Should I add "Mature" tag since there is quite a bit swearing in my work, pals? As usual please point out mistakes. I’m looking for editor/proofreader. Thanks for all who vote and share their thoughts with me. \o/
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Who the hell is this old man? Well, he isn’t that old looking but definitely past his prime. He has same blue and green eyes and blonde hair like Augusta but his hair has a few gray strands. Identify! Oh shit, we have a big problem over here. According to Identify, I need to run with my tail between my legs.
Status WindowName:Morgoth Merthas OrloffAlignment:GoodLevel:???Class:Mad MonkRace:HumanGender:MaleThreat Level:Very High
“I advise you to be careful, partner. No matter what dodge his attacks like no tomorrow because if you don’t, you have no tomorrow.” – Metatron
That strong? What to do, then? I doubt I can dodge his attacks, though.
“As your AI I guess I can give you a little tip. You’ve Detect Danger skill, you’ll able to dodge the first attack. Second is totally out of the question since he will attack for real. Just dodging one is enough, though. You’ll understand why.” – Metatron
That’s so? I narrowed my eyes and focused on that old man, Morgoth. Sigh, why the hell did you show up here? I focused my eyesight on his neck since this time is my life on the line. He raised his right fist and leaped towards me. I sent my fire mana to my legs while strengthening myself with earth mana. I sent a few Water Balls and Wind Balls to obstruct him even a bit. But he simply pushed them away. Immediately, I leaned myself to my right but even then I wasn’t fast enough. His fist contacts my shoulder after missing my face.
Ding!
-1000
His attack just grazed me. Shit even his graze hurt much! I increased my burst speed with Fire but he still managed to catch me up. I also increased my defenses with Earth but he simply directly punched me hard. Ugh, my left shoulder nearly dislocated from the impact. Even with Pain Resistance, it’s nearly unbearable. I cannot help but lie down. After my dodge attempt, he looked me with amazed but eyes of full hatred.
“Hmpf, you’ve got some skill since you managed to nearly dodge my attack. But I’ll beat you to pulp, kid. Of course, I want to kill you since you’ve humiliated my grandson but since you’re a Full Elemental I’ll spare you. I don’t want to spare you for charity but if I kill you consequences will be way too hard to bear. If Mustang somehow hears I killed a Full Elemental kid at best he will destroy me. At worst he will destroy whole Notzha Kingdom’s royalty. But this won’t prevent you from getting transformed into a meat pie.” – Morgoth
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Ugh, he is like a dark lord. After that, he jumped towards me. This is it? It’s gonna hurt.
You have entered a combat zone. Be careful.
Huh, what?
You have entered Blood Domain.
How, who?! Since I’ve entered a Domain there should be a fight going on, right? I guess I won’t be harmed soon. I slowly opened my eyes and found the old man glaring to another side of the stage.
“What’s the meaning of this, Merian?!” – Morgoth
Merian? Oh, grandma came here to rescue my ass, I guess.
“Excuse me but do you know whose cute grandchildren he is?” – Merian
“Whose?! Isn’t he just a commoner?” – Morgoth
“Ah, even though I don’t like you, I should thank you Blood Witch. Since you have saved me from trouble, by stopping him. Or else, I need to behead this utter fool since he is attacking my heir.” – Karus
Woah, grandpa is here too. After hearing, his words crowd starting to chatter loudly.
“Oh my gosh! He was an heir!”
“Heir of Gladio!”
“One of the Two Thrones!”
“One of two strongest powers of Weiwuer Alliance!”
“Marry me, please!”
“Cut it out, he is 7 just like us!”
“That means that idiot of prince insulted Heir of Gladio?!”
“Silence! And what are you saying Karus?! This kid is your heir? Are you speaking truth?!” – Morgoth
“OUR heir, Karus. OUR heir. How could you forget he is my heir, too.” – Merian
Grandma really emphasized on the “our” word. Sigh, my full identity is out. This time, however, crowd starting to speak like screaming.
“WHAAAAT!”
“He is heir of both Two Thrones?!”
“What kind of a joke is this?”
“No way!”
“No fucking way indeed.”
“Oh my god, I’m about to faint!”
“He is the sole heir of both thrones?”
“What the heck is going on here?! Are you kidding me Karus, Merian? Do you think I’ll fall for such an obvious joke?” – Morgoth
“Pff, his necklaces should define his identity, right. Just show him your Marks, Micha.” – Karus
After hearing my grandpa, I nodded him and took out my both necklaces. My Blood Mark of Gjak and Sword Mark of Gladio. I didn’t even think they will do anything but they saved my life in a way. After seeing my necklaces, in an instant, Morgoth’s facial expression became extra ugly and all the blood left his face.
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“Oh, fuck me. You really weren’t kidding. How come such a monster born?! He is the heir of both Two Thrones as well as a Full Elemental.” – Morgoth
“Hey, Micha, why did you get attacked by this oldy?” – Karus
Oh, I’ll just spit out everything since there is no need to hide.
“I was just having a spar with his grandson since his grandson invited me duel and insulted me.” – Micha
“Hoo, he dared to insult you? What did that idiot say to you?” – Karus
“He said that I’m a commoner and he will strip me naked after beating me up. He said I won’t be able to hit him since I’m a commoner and he is royalty. He also said that he is the strongest first year here.” – Micha
“And you just beat him. No matter what his shape is too good. He said all those things after all.” – Karus
“All I did just a kick to his ass. I didn’t even consider him as my opponent. He was a low-level threat in my eyes.” – Micha
“Damn right, lil’ heir. He is just a thrash. You’ve even acted with mercy.” – Karus
“What should we do, my cute grandson? You just kicked his ass once. He needs to be punished, right, Morgoth? Or else are you prepared for war with Two Thrones? I mean, since your grandson even dared to insult OUR heir.” – Merian
Grandma emphasized the “our” word, again. I guess she is trying to terrify the old man.
“Of course, I don’t want a war within members of Weiwuer Alliance. And even the idea of fighting Two Thrones itself is quite terrifying but couldn’t you let my grandson without punishment? He wasn’t even able to hit your grandson.” –Morgoth
Oh this old bastard trying to get my grandparents mercy? No, no, no. You’ve hurt me and I, most definitely, won’t let this go. I’m not a saint after all.
“You hit me hard, though. My shoulder almost dislocated.” – Micha
My grandparents facial expression changed from a smile to blood freezing anger.
“Since you hit OUR cute grandson you need to be punished too, Morgoth.” – Merian
“Either punishment or else war will begin. It’s not like I’m itching to kick your ass, though.” – Karus
After hearing the word of “war”, Morgoth slowly let the idea of getting easy. My grandparents and mine identities are terrifying itself.
“What is our punishment? I can’t bear responsibilities of fighting you.” – Morgoth
“Since your grandson, want to strip naked OUR cute grandson we should strip you naked too.” – Merian
The crowd already get it, grandma. I’m YOUR grandson and heir too.
“Are you kidding me? I’m the king of Notzha!” – Morgoth
Oh, the old man angered. This is turning out very good.
“Yeah since you’re king of Notzha and we are the judges you can bribe your way out. But your grandson must be strip naked.” – Karus
“I can’t let this happen no matter what! We’re royalty! We can’t be dishonored!” – Morgoth
“Your grandson tried to do this our grandson, thought. It’s war then. That’s so gonna be fun!” – Karus
After hearing my grandpa’s words, Morgoth’s face became more ashen. And slowly he gave up.
“Anything but that. I want to reach an agreement with you.” - Morgoth
Oh, why the hell my grandma started to smile wickedly? Hey, hey what are you planning, grandma?
“You’ll let our grandson take an artifact from your Kingdom’s Treasury and your idiot grandson will be a slave for our grandson till he leaves Notaraf School. This way you both will learn humility. And we’re not dishonoring you. Gifting and serving to the heir of BOTH Two Thrones is an honor itself. You can't say we're dishonoring you and your grandson with this. We're even giving you a bit of prestige by letting you gave a 'gift' to our grandson, an artifact he wants, as well as your grandson will be 'helping' him. I doubt there is a better chance you can take, Morgoth.” – Merian
Man, this grandma of mine has her way with words. I don’t even know how to respond anymore.
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Status WindowName:Micha GladioAlignment:NeutralLevel:1Class:??Race:Evolving HumanGender:MaleTitlesthe Neutral, the Full Elemental, the Genius, Heir of Hulim, Heir of Rofah, Student of Notaraf SchoolFame:0Infamy:0-Life:11500 /11500Life Regen:1150.0 / MinMana:1200 /12000Mana Regen:1200.0 / MinStamina:1300 / 1300Stamina Regen:130.0 / Sec-Strenght:1150Health:1150Dexterity:1150Agility:1150[/tr]Stamina:1300Endurance:1300Intelligence:1200Wisdom:1200Charisma:1010Luck:1010-Attack:1120Defense:1120Physical ResistancesDodge:%1Parry/Block:%0Physical :%42Crowd Control:%33Elemental ResistancesFire:%53Water:%53Wind:%53Earth:%53
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