《Vast Martial World》Interlude 1: Thanks, Wikipedia (Reprise)
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CrummyJump3r: Hey. Sorry it took so long, got distracted.
InnerSectDed13: Hahaha, I knew you would like the game. Get addicted?
CrummyJump3r: Fuck you, I just got distracted. My sect keeps attacking itself
InnerSectDed13: Ha, wut. Btw, what did you get?
CrummyJump3r: Idk, one of the little turtles killed another little turtle over an insult. They are all Red-eyed Turtles.
InnerSectDed13: That’s… pretty quick. Usually you have time at the beginning to build up a bit before any tensions run high. I’m Wind Swallows btw. What is your personality?
CrummyJump3r: Uhhh…. Stubborn, Arrogant, Unrelenting, and Volatile.
InnerSectDed13: Lol, you have such shit luck. Your turtles sound like terrible people.
CrummyJump3r: Fuck you., again. What’s yours?
InnerSectDed13: Calm, Analytic, Lazy, Flighty
CrummyJump3r: No, your sect. Don’t describe yourself.
InnerSectDed13: Very funny. This fucker’s a comedian.
CrummyJump3r: But seriously? Those first two sound pretty decent, even if the second two don’t.
InnerSectDed13: They are listed in order of importance too, so s’all good. Like your turtles are Stubborn first, and then arrogant. Lol. You are gonna get so annihilated.
CrummyJump3r: Alright, I’m gonna go back and play. I think I get resources soon.
InnerSectDed13: No wait, before you go, what were your nomological truths? Something like, “Turtles are strong”, or, “Their shells are as hard as titanium”. Haha, I heard about someone who put one as “My Grasshoppers can breath fire”, and for the longest time they would cough out embers randomly… it really powers your sect up, if you don’t over reach.
CrummyJump3r: …..
InnerSectDed13: What?
CrummyJump3r: I didn’t know what nomological meant, so I looked it up. Wikipedia said it mean not based on logic...
InnerSectDed13: Lol. What’s your first truth man
CrummyJump3r: ….the sky is a sea?
InnerSectDed13: Lmao. What does that even mean? What did it do?
CrummyJump3r: Nothing…. Fuck this, I’m just gonna quit and start over.
InnerSectDed13: No, no no, don’t do that. You earn shit tons of negative karma for that
CrummyJump3r: Negative Karma…?
InnerSectDed13: Yea, it makes your next playthrough harder
CrummyJump3r: …..
InnerSectDed13: What about the rest of your truths?
CrummyJump3r: I don’t want to talk about it
InnerSectDed13: Hahahahahahaha
CrummyJump3r: I’m going to go have my turtles commit suicide. Sayonara.
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