《Hero? I'm assassin, but that's the same right?》Chapter 31. Fishy situation...
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The other me is being a dick, he won’t tell me what he knows. Bastard, I am sharing my mindscape with him, and that’s how he repays me!
Bianca!
What? Can't you see I'm busy?
I can’t see you, well I can but only… that doesn’t matter! Other me is meanie!
So what? Wait... oh that's because he doesn't tell you anything about Golm?
YES! What’s up with Golm? Golm is a girl!
New Rival...
What rival? Bianca what the hell is happening?
Your perverted side is emerging...
Oh... OK... I thought that I start thinking of myself as a girl, I'm glad that's not the case.
Even if you would become a girl, you would still be my creator.
Bianca, you changed-
Get the hell out of my quarters harlot!
Ok... bianca... care to explain?
You decided to name my physical body Golm. Oh and by the way, I'm your new accountant.
Like Hell you are!
Come on sis! You complained about this job anyway!
OK ladies, figure it out by yourselves. I'm going on the... oh well, I guess somewhere. Bye!
Catfight. I like them, not inside my head though.
Pyro: “Golm, when you are finished getting to know Bianca, talk with your senpais. I've gone fishing, I need to try level it up the regular way.” besides I really want to get some relaxation. Ken talked about something called felli- or fella- something, and said that Mia is doing it quite good... I guess it's some type of message. Whatever it is I'd better go kill something, much better for my twisted mind. Yes, it's twisted, at least I think so.
…
Pyro's Mindscape.
Come on Sis! We should share! I am you and you are me!
Like Hell I am! I still need to tolerate that asshole! I don't need another one!
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Who's the asshole? It's you who always talks about some stupid shit, and never tries to talk with original!
Yes sis, he's right. You should have told him your feelings long ago.
*Blush* W-W-What?! F-f-feeelings? I don't have any! You are imagining things!
Isn't it obvious? You like him.
He probably noticed it too, but he just doesn't want to tell you, not until you tell him.
R-Really?
Dunno.
Just try it. You can take control of my body for it.
I should never have taken those points for myself *sigh*.
…
Pyro POV
I'm fishing! Not in the internet, but in the lake. Underground lake. And already caught... something. It's slimy, red, and smells like sweaty underwear. I guess it's-
???: “KYA!!!” Oh... I guess I fished something. “GIVE IT BACK!!!”
Pyro: “I fished it, caught, found, whatever. It's my fish!”
???: It's not fish you moron! It's my... my...” wait a minute...
Pyro: “Is it... underwear?””
???: “YES!!! Give it BACK!!!”
Pyro: “Why is it slimy?”
???: “How do you think it should be?” judging by voice it should be female, but I can't see it.
Pyro: “Show yourself.”
???: “PERVERT!!! I'm naked!” oh right.
Pyro: “So what? I'm a girl too you know?” well I can become one, probably.
???: “... girl? But...”
Pyro: “Ha-ha-ha! Nope, I'm not. Not human anyway. So you don't have to worry about being raped, as I'm not one of those horny monkeys. Besides, I already have a girlfriend. Well I guess two of them, but it means you don't have to worry.” now thinking about it. “Here, catch.” I threw in the lake that underwear I caught. “When you get dressed come ashore.”
???: “PERVERT!!!” what a noisy fish. Now thinking about it, when did they start wearing underwear?
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Pyro: “Probably.” probably it's some mermaid, ceph or other merefolk. Whatever. “Will you come out or not?”
???: “FINE!!!” and it's... a girl... I guess? “Satisfied?”
So she's almost naked, with strange red bra and panties... and they are slimy by their looks. Also she is rather pale, and have gills. Mermaid?
Pyro: “Mermaid? In the lake?”
???: “I am the Nymph! What's wrong with you? First you stole my panties, and now you ogling me with-”
Pyro: “Oh, cool. Not a fish... Why can't I fish something edible? First it's some boot, then some weed and now panties. What's wrong with my rod?”
???: “It's you who stole my heels?! You bastard!”
Pyro: “Come on! Where's all the fish? I came here to fish, not meet some nympho.”
???: “I'm NYMPH!!! NYMPH! Not nympho!”
Pyro: “Isn't it the same?”
Nymph: “No it's not!”
Pyro: “Fine! You are Nymph. You aren't considered fish, so off you go. Shoo.”
Nymph: “YOU DARE?! I challenge you!”
Pyro: “To what?”
Nymph: “Duel!”
Pyro: “Fine. When do we start?” I really want to fish-
Nymph: “RIGHT NOW!!!” -right now... wait a minute.
Pyro: “Now? Don't wanna.”
Nymph: “Too late!” she started waiving her hands around, or more like flailing, and... the lake started growing... or is it only some water from it? Let's throw a lightning there.
After the lightning contacted the water, it evaporated and steam filled the cavern. Afterwards I used a bit of water manipulation and made few water dolls. After that I noticed something strange. Rest of the lake formed a water dragon, with that nymph standing nearby. I threw a bit more lightnings at it, and rest of the water was evaporated.
Nymph: “What?”
Pyro: “I won. Now shoo. I need to fish.” now thinking about it. “Where's the lake?” oh right, I evaporated it. Then... “Hey nymph. Was there any fish in this lake?”
Nymph: “... I lost... my home... *sniff*” oh crap.
Pyro: “What about fish?” and she started crying. Come on!
Pyro: [Ariel? I need the help of Nora.]
Ariel: [Who?]
Pyro: [Arachnee Matriarch, queen, whatever. Send her to me. Preferably right now.]
Ariel: [I hear and obey, master.]
Pyro: [Can it be called hearing? Anyway you should come too.]
Why do I have a strange feeling about it?
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