Nya POV.

Mmmm... smell of the sea. I love it! Even more so when I actually can sense traces of fish, and you know the old saying 'Cat in the ocean, fish is in trouble.' That was my grand-grand-grand... eh... grand-father? Don't remember how much grand there was, so we call him gramps. Oh right where was I? Oh Fish!

“Come to catty fishy!” I said, as I throw the bait in the ocean. By the way, I love fish! Especially those megalodons! They are big and tasty!

Just as the bait fallen into the water that big, ugly and very tasty fish, which some of the sailors call Megalodon, stupid name if you ask me, I would rather call it BUVT, or Big Ugly Very Tasty. Oh right, so this fishy jumps u-up in the air from this water and gets a harpoon, or more like a dozen harpoons, as well as lightning bolts, to it's face, fins and gills. Struggling against it's fate to become my dish, along with the dishes of other sailors, it tries to get rid of all those harpoons, only to understand that it's futile. Then this big moron tries to ram our ship, only to pass above it by skillful use of water magic from our side. And then those idiots used fire spells!

“Hey morons! Don't you dare to destroy it's fins! They make the best soup in all the five seas!” still don't get why we call it five seas, we got like around sixteen seas, and those five we talk about are actually oceans.

““Aye-aye 'captain!”” I was met with the synchronised answer from all my relatives. We cat-kin are rather fast breeders, as well as notorious fishlovers. Oh right, so this fishy tries to flee now, only for the ropes from harpoons hold it back, and hauling my ship behind it. After around half an hour of the game 'get off my tail kitten!' it finally runs out of breath and I struck the winning pose after using my favorite trident.

“Boys! We are going to feast!” *loud cheering* “After you butcher this thing into fine pieces.” And so getting my trusty broadsword, which I took from some annoying human captain, who screamed something about human supermacy, I started cutting the fish into finer pieces, along with my crew.

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When we almost finished cutting the meat, I noticed something strange in the distance.

“Quick, get Ranger, something's incoming!” and not a minute later, I could see clearly... “Ranger, are you seeing, what I'm seeing?”

Ranger, my cousin, looked at the scene before us in bewilderment. “Two persons chase whales... they're coming right on us!”

“Quick! Change course-” I couldn't even finish the sentence when something big, black and scary jumped aboard MY ship!

“You fuckers, stand down, nobody fucking move!” said somewhat small girl, sitting on the shoulders of this big thing. One of my sailors tried to move away, but was hit by some sort of black orb, and got covered in black tendrils, like those krakens have, only a fair bit smaller. “NEXT FUCKER WHO TRIES TO MOVE GET'S GUTTED!!!” we all immediately after those words fell on our knees. Such killing intent is not normal for a kid! “GARRUS! Shield Bash!”

“I can hear you just fine, without you shouting in my FRIGGING EAR!!!” said this big black guy, rising his shield and slamming it into water.

“You don't have them!” said this 'kid' boarding the wave. So she's a water magician?

“Ups... tehe... forgot about it.” and then this big guy turned his... it's face to me. “Oh, cute. I wonder if-”

“What're you waiting for Garrus?!”

“Yes, yes, I'm coming! I just found this cute pet for me.” P-pet?!

“Master said you aren't allowed one! Remember the fish you were supposed to rise?”

“But I made it undead! Though bastard sank.”

“EXACTLY! Now help me hunt those things.” With those words that 'kid' and Garrus(?) stormed off in the direction of whales, or what I presume as whales.

Now it was four figures running on and floating above water. Following was a massacre. Poor fishies, they would never know the bliss of being boiled in oil, seasoned and- *Splash* *Splash* *Splash* *Splash* *Splash* *Splash* *Splash* *Splash* *Splash* *Splash* *Splash* *Splash*. HEY! That's a no way polite to interrupt my thoughts about delicious... “Fish?” I gulped. The amount of whales they hunted was probably few dozens, if not more. HOW COULD THEY- *Splat*.

“Um, yeh... it was rude of me, so here's the corpse of a prey. There are no bones' in case you're wondering, just meat. Um... let's go sis.”

“Aw, Silvy! What about me?! ... And Bones?”

“He's already flying home. And you are big boy, considering you moron THREW ME IN THE OCEAN!!! I CAN'T SWIM YOU IDIOT!!! NOT IN THIS ARMOR!!!” and she threw the same black ball, she threw at our cock, which was blocked by shield of this big fellow.

“I said I'm SORRY! Come on! It was an accident!”

“WAIT!!! MY SHIP!!!” NO! They will sink it!

“Oh don't worry. They are harmless to inanimate objects. Anyway, Garrus! Don't fall, or you will pay for it!”

“DON'T DROP ME!!!” and they flew off...

“Captain.” Ranger addressed me. “What the in the five seas was it?”

“I dunno, but I will never say no to fish!”

““Nya-ha-ha! And a barrel of fish!”” I love this song!