And the Lord said 'LET THERE BE OTHER CATGIRLS', and it was so. And on the seventh day, she had kinky fun.

- A passage from the Nya Bible

I read the holy bible, and knew that I was blessed. Out of all the creatures in creation, catgirls are the best.

- Nyanya Nya, 2019. From the book: How to Deal with Religious Fanatics for Catgirls 101

And Nyary gave birth to Nyaster. The three great kitties saw the star, and urged their horses faster. They had to bring their gifts in time, or there would be no dinner. The three great kitties were quite fat, but they didn't want to get thinner.

- A passage from the Nya Bible

If someone calls you ugly, ignore them to their face. If they don't like catgirls, they don't belong in this place.

- Nyanya Nya, 2019. From the book: How to Deal with Religious Fanatics for Catgirls 101

Those furry twitching ears, that graceful swaying tail. They could be beside you in your classroom, or maybe delivering mail. Those discriminators have nothing, not even a speck. If they dare to harm catgirls, they're all damned to Heck.

- Nyanya Nya, 2019. From the book: How to Deal with Religious Fanatics for Catgirls 101

May the lord save us from sinners. The Evil Traitor said. The catgirls smelled his fear, and proceeded to cut his head.

- A Passage from the Nya Bible

And Meowses split the sea with one swipe of his paw! The waves rose beside them, as they walked into the ocean's gaping maw. And so the people were free. They've traveled across the sea.

- A Passage from the Nya Bible

The Fool created us all on this world, by the great Cat-Lord's request. And whenever he comes to visit, he'll be an honored guest.

- A Passage from the Nya Bible

Some people don't get it, the knowledge they'll get. All that they want is some slave/household pet.

- Unenlightened Researcher

'Where do we go when we die?' The cockroach asked the fly. 'Sometime's it's Heaven, sometimes it's Heck.' The fly said, as he bit the human's neck.

- 'Educational' storybook for children.

Witches are fine, if a little bit haughty. They punish bad children who keep being naughty. As long as they don't interfere in our business it's fine. But if you ever see any, make sure to hide all your wine.

- Nyanya Nya, 2019. From the book: How to Deal with Religious Fanatics for Catgirls 101

Witches are religiously alcoholic. It's just that they don't know how to make their own wine.