《My Hermit Life》Chapter 3 ( re-edit )
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" So who should we show him off to first Shie? "
" Hmmmmmm how about Cery and Beast, after all Cery was always rooting for us. "
" Alright sounds great I know Beast is going to be super jealous! "
" Hey mom who are Cery and Beast? "
" Well Cery is the Legendary Beast formally called Ceryneian Hind she was once the friend of a Goddess but she was captured by the grandson of a God and so she was lost from her Goddess. Beast is usually reffered to as The Beast or False Prophet by weaker beings, the reason he is called False Prophet is because he once promoted his brother into a religion, after his brother was killed though he ran away to get revenge which didnt happen until many years later. "
" Oh alright after you answered my DNA Memories scrounged up a bit more knowledge. "
" Ok thats good son. "
According to Solomons DNA Memories it seems that Beasts brother was killed by the son of a God from a rivaling religion. After that Beast trained 600,000 years before he killed his brothers murderer with the help of The Ceryneian Hind. It was also with The Ceryneian Hinds help that Beast was able to escape from the father of the demi-god he killed. The Ceryneian Hind was truly the friend of a powerful Goddess before the grandson of a God captured her as a test.
' I wonder how Mrs.Cery and Mr.Beast met after all they are very close so it couldnt have been a simple meeting. Guess Ill just ask them later. '
After that Solomon enjoyed the sights in the forest during the hour long trip to Cery and Beasts house. He saw gnarly trees, flowers so pretty they sent him into a trance, and even a mountain with millions of harpies on it. He was told by his parents that that mountain is land of the Queen Harpy and her race. Most harpies are half bird half human female creatures that often hunt in flocks. The Queen Harpy however is a giant being with the body of a vulture but the face a country destroying beauty. All Queen Harpies round up there race to make them hunt as an army instead of a small flock, such armies have destroyed powerful countries residing outside of the forest.
When the family of three reached their destination Solomon was enchanted by the innocent beauty that seemed almost fairytale like.
The house of The Ceryneian Hind and Beast the False Prophet is a small cave with the entrance covered by shining golden honey-suckles. It would remind of childhood memories or exploring a forest in search of treasure. Inside of the cave is a massive deer with crystal antlers, golden hooves, and fur paler than a ghost. The deer could enchant any hunter who peeked upon it for even half a second, such a deer would the perfect trophy. Cuddling with the deer is a black dog. The dog has fur that looked like billions of souls trying to escape hell, its face is the face of a human male. The face has no eyes in their place was instead a dark abyss that could rip souls from their bodies. The dog also had the claws of a vulture instead of paws. Least to say, thats one scary dog. The deer was the first to talk.
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" Well to what do we owe the pleasure of you two visiting? "
" Yo Cery, Beast, Shie and I were just visiting to showoff our genius son. He can already speak, he was blesses by Angra Spentas, and his stats can rival a LVL. 1 Lesser Dragon that just hit puberty. "
The dog opened its human mouth before Han even finished his sentence. Though he couldnt get a word past Hans excitement.
" No fucking way. "
Han odviously couldnt stand being called a liar so he just offered a smug look before giving Solomon a command.
" Solomon speak. "
Han closed his eyes and turned his head up in the most arrogant way he could preparing to school Beast for doubting him. So one could imagine his surprise when his genius son didnt say a single word. When Han looked at Solomon, Solomon was looking around like an infant who didnt understand what was happening.
Beast couldnt help but start laughing. He laughed so hard the cave shook. Han in disbelief started trying to goad Solomon into talking but Solomon just laughed and babbled like a baby. Looking at this not only Beast but Cery and Shie also started cracking up with laughter.
Eventually though Shie told Solomon to stop messing with his dad, to which he complied.
" Hehe sorry dad, I couldnt help but mess with you a little though. "
" Little brat, just you watch Ill get you back later. "
At that point Beast cut in because he was genuinely surprised that Solomon could talk.
" Holy shit he can actually speak, I thought you were just messing with us. "
" Of course he can speak, he is after all my and Shies son. This is the least he could do with his genes. "
" So was the thing about the stats true to? "
" Of course, yall can go ahead and appraise him if you want. "
"" Alright appraise/ I gotta see this, appraise. ""
Name: Solomon Ars Regis
Age: 1 Day
Race: Tribulation Monkey
Parents: Han ( God Monkey ) Shie ( Ancient Dragon )
Class: XXX
Titles: Reincarnated One, Legendary Birth, Son Of The Divine, Divine Son, One Of A Kind, Legendary Beast
Stats:
STR: 737
DEX: 257
AGI: 651
INT: 711
CON: 720
WIS: 135
CHA: 420
LUCK: 550
Skills:
Tribulation Lightning - Intermediate
Lightning Control - Intermediate
Dragon Magic - Intermediate
Foot Dexterity - Max
Divine Strength - None
Dragons Might - None
DNA Memories - Novice
Crawling - Novice
Mental Calculation - Novice
System Knowledge Assisstance - Novice
" Damn thats insane. He even has both races strength skills, this kids is going to destroy mountains with a blink in the future. And hes a race skill for a race that has never even existed before, you two got insanely lucky. "
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" I agree with him you two, little Solo is going to be amazing in the future. By the way congrats you two, I cant believe we forgot about that. "
" Thank you Cery and no need to worry about congratulations the biggest reason we came over here is because Han wanted to make Beast jealous anyway. "
" Ummm mom werent you the one who suggested we come over here. "
" What no way it was totally your dads idea! "
" HA there is no way to hide it now Shie Little Solo all ready told on you, Hahaha thats karma for always blaming me for your pranks. "
" But it waasss dads idea to show me off in the first place, so not all the blame can be put on mom. "
" Oomph, come on Solo couldnt you have just let me have this on your mother?
" Hold up hold up, I know you said he could talk already and I can believe that from his stats but how does he already know our language fluently. "
" What, oh that yeah he was blessed by Angra Spentas A.K.A The Goddess Of Creation she is the only reason he is actually alive. "
" Really what the hell did you do to get so lucky, the reason Im asking is totally not because I want to copy you or anything. "
" Honestly we have no idea we just did what everybody does and just kept trying and eventually Shie got pregnant, of course we used every natural resource possible to make sure he lived while he was in her womb, of course nobody knows how Angra Spentas thinks ssooo good luck. "
" Man its to bad we dont have a daughter or I would say that we should set up an arranged marriage. "
" Keep trying, even if they cant be wed they can still be best friends. "
" Yeah, what do you say Little Solo would you like to be friends with our child if we have one? "
Solomon nods his head yes, like an obedient little child " Yes I would like that. "
" Ummm MRS. Cery can I ask how you and MR. Beast met? "
" First just call us aunt and uncle and second I would love to tell you how we met. Alright I assume you know I was kidnapped by the grandson of a God right? "
Solo nods.
" Alright well when the God in training was taking me back to prove he caught me I alerted a certain Uncle Beast who happened to be training nearby, when he came over to see what was going on he instantly had a crush on me, so he decided to rescue me from the God in training and help me escape. After that we lived and trained together for a few hundred years before he left without telling me where he went. It wasnt until half a year later I heard of a Beast who got revenge on the God, I instantly went to find him and when I did find him he was injured horribly I was so worried and scared I just took him to our house. Years later he and I got married we chased then killed the father of the person Beast got revenge on, we have been living together ever since.
" Thats such a wonderful story and I have got to say Uncle Beast it was very silly to leave Aunt Cery without saying anything, imagine how worried she was. "
" HA see nephew understands Aunty dont you Solo? "
" Yeah I understand you Aunt. "
" Btw does uncle have a name or is it just Beast? "
" My name is Elms Beast nephew, but I prefer to be called Beast. "
" Why do you prefer being called Beast? "
" When my brother was alive he and I were called the Two Beasts and I just like to be called Beast as a reminder. "
" Oh I am sorry Uncle. "
" Its alright nephew it happened so long ago so I dont mind. "
" ...... Well would you two like to go and surprise the others with us? "
" I would love to what about you Beast. "
" Sure lets go I want to see the others freak out from Solos stats, plus we havent got out much anyway recently. "
" Yall trying to make Little Solo a friend eh hehehe. "
" Oh shush Han your embarrising Cery, anyway lets go, you ready Solo? "
" Yep cant wait. "
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