《My Hermit Life》Chapter 15 ( Re-edit )
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2 Months Later
Name: Solomon Ars Regis
Race: Tribulation Monkey
Titles:
Reincarnated One, Legendary Birth, Son Of The Divine, Divine Son, One Of A Kind, Legendary Beast
Class:XXX
Stats:
STR: 739
DEX: 260
AGI: 657
INT: 723
CON: 730
WIS: 139
CHA: 420
LUCK: 552
Skills:
Tribulation Lightning - Advanced
Lightning Control - Advanced
Dragon Magic - Intermediate
Foot Dexterity - Max
Divine Strength - None
Dragons Might - None
DNA Memories - Intermediate
Mental Calculations - Advanced
System Knowledge Assisstance - Intermediate
Barrier Magic - Superior
Hiking - Intermediate
Digging - Advanced
" Well done son I am so very proud of you. I am very surprised with the increase in Luck though, how did you manage to increase it by two? "
" Honestly dad, I am not sure but I think its happened when Loretta tripped while hiking and somehow she landed and gave me a short lap dance. "
" That must be it otherwise someone as skilled as Loretta wouldnt trip from simply hiking. Ssooo whats a lapdance? "
" Really? Damn I feel bad for men of this world not knowing what lap dances are. Basically lap dances are erotic dances/ strip teases done on or near mens laps. "
" Oh. OH! I have to get one from your mom. Alright bye son I am heading out, have fun train hard be safe. "
" Yeah dad love you, dont tell mom you got the idea from me. "
' Alright welp that was fun. Now what should I do? I am burned out on training for now, I havent taken a break except for food and dates with Loretta. Loretta is out meeting with Deam so I cant go annoy her. Master is meeting one of his God friends, dad just left, mom is out with Lorettas parents. '
" GGGGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD there is nothing to ddddddddddooooooooooo ' Sigh ' well there is one thing I guess. I guess I can do some woodworking, I havent tried it since my last life. "
' Lets see where is Masters armoury I need to find some chisels. If I remeber right the armoury is next to the technique room. Hmm I wonder what I should make? I will keep it simple so maybe a spoon, naw. Vase, maybe, it would also give me the excuse to get Loretta flowers. Nope she doesnt really like flowers. Lets make a bowl, simple, easy, and handy for hiking. What kind of wood should I use, ooooo this will be hard I dont know any of the woods in this world. Ah I remeber Master said there is a wood encyclopedia in the technique room. Ill find it after I find some chisels. '
30 Minutes Later
" Perfect, these are the best chisels I have ever seen. "
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' Size, weight, even the handle is more comfortable than holding a teddy bear. The set even comes with a matching hammer, axes, and and tools I have never seen before. Welp lets choose which wood to use. I just relized I dont know where Master keeps all the woods, welp no point stopping now I will just ask Master about it when he gets home. Now lets find that book, it should be in the library section. Lets see library, wood section, broad area, boom there it is. Oh theres a note from Master, it says that the wood room is at the top of the water fall in the shed to the furthest right. I guess he remembered me mentioning wood working and decided to leave this for me just in case. Welp lets decide on a wood. '
In order to decide what wood he wants to use Solomon pulled out a basic compendium of the different types of woods found in the forest. The book was fairly big, about the size of the bible, which Solomon was expecting so he wasnt to surprised. He was surprised however top find out the book is enchanted to hold millions of more words than it actually has. When he opened the book a screen pulled up that listed and described the hundreds of thousands of different types of wood in the forest. At that realization Solomon decided to use a more common type of wood and a non-magical type of wood. This still left countless types of woods. Seeing this Solomon just sighed, hunkered down, and then got to reading.
6 Hours Later
" I severely underestimated Masters wood storage, but I am finally done not only apprainsing the peices but also choosing which wood I am using. "
' Welp lets get to it I want this done before Loretta gets home, maybe she will like it as a gift. There is a vice at the front of the shed so I can start right away. Lets do this. '
Solomon spent another six hours trying to get used to the wood and his new tools. Thanks to such factors he actually had to replace squares of wood twice because he severly messed up on his first and second try. Luckily though he got the project done in a reasonable time. It was right when he was appreciating the finished project that Aopara and his friend walked up.
" Hohoho what do you have there Solo? "
" Oh sorry Master I didnt hear you and your friend snake I MEAN SNEAK up. "
' Oh My GOD Master brought home a snake bigger than tree. Im freaking out man its really freaking me out. How did a giant snake sneak up on me. '
' OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! '
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After freaking out for half a second Solomon jumped beside his master in record time. If olympic athletes from his past life saw his insane speed they would have commited suicide from shame.
" HEHEHE Solo I didnt know you were scared of snakes. "
Solomon still in the protection answered in a slightly shay voice all the while staring at the massive snake.
" Im not usually Master, only when they are big enough to swallow trees and crush mountains. "
" Well well little one this isnt my final form or else I could swallow planets. "
" EEEEEEE I am out of here. "
Solomon tried running away at his fastest speed but his master grabbed the color of his frock to prevent him from running.
" Oh settle down Solo he is just messing with you. Locus stop messing around with my poor student. "
" HEHEHE that crap never gets old. "
Said the now reasonably sized but still scary floating snake. Though when Solomon saw it on such a small scale he could truly appreciate the beauty of its scales.
" Anyway Solo tell me about your bowl. "
After settling down for a bit Solomon proceded to explain his project to the two Gods.
" Well I was burnt out on practice and didnt have anyone to talk to so I decided to try some wood working since I havent done any since coming to this world. I used 1000 year old ebony. Its a basic peice I plan to do some enchantments on when I get good enough. "
The snake somehow nodded its head and started to talk in a whimsical voice that would remind one of a traveling swordsman.
" Its nice, how about I make you a deal sonny, just for scaring you I wiII add a space enchantment for liquids on it. "
I look at master for conformation and he nods.
" Thank you elder I am sure my fiancee will love the gift now. "
" Oh is this a gift for Loretta? "
" Yes Master, I will be honest I didnt figure she would have liked it but now that elder is helping I feel assured. "
" Well my enchantment is nothing fancy but it will be a very handy one for when you go adventuring. "
" Well Solo how about we eat while Locus works his magic? "
" Sounds great Master. "
After thirty minutes the snake flew into the kitchen where Solomon and his master were still talking. Solomon had been the one to cook and since he wasnt had never actually learned to cook he just made basic eggs and toast.
" Alright sonny the enchantments are done. "
" Thank you elder. This is perfect timing because according to Master he sensed Loretta and said she will show up soon. "
" Well go greet her who care about us oldies. "
" Yes Master, thankyou once again elder. "
Solomon left the two old Gods in the kitchen while he went to greet his gorgeous fiancee. When Loretta walked up she noticed Solomon and curious she couldnt help but ask him a question.
" Oh hey Solomon why are you out here? "
" I was waiting on you Loretta. "
" Umm what for? "
" I have a gift for ya, here. "
Solomon pulled out the bowl that he had wrapped in some leaves, which were the closest he could get to wrapping paper. Loretta knew what it was when she was handed it but she still asked him what it was since she didnt want to ruin the surprise.
" What is it? "
" Open it. "
" Ok. Its a bowl. "
Even though she knew what it was she still ended up getting surprised not only by the craftsmanship of the bowl. But also by the archaic looking lines that covered the bowl.
" Yeah do you like it? "
" Its lovely. "
" Did you appraise it. "
" Nope. Appraise. "
Name: 1000 year old ebony bowl
Effects: Infinite liquid storage - Purifies all liquids including poisons - Imbues mortal liquids with Mana
Description: Made by a young man for his soon to be wife. Has the enchantments from an ancient snake god.
" SOLO! How did you make this? "
" The bowl was easy. The enchantment was hard though, I had to traverse through no-clan land, of course no fighting so that sucked. After that I had to traverse this giant mountain that peirced the skies. When I got to the top I had to ask a God who wouldnt let up on his pressure all in order to get that enchantment. "
" None of that was true was it. "
" Masters friend came over, but he is a super scary giant snake who snuck up on me. He offered to do the enchantment for scaring me. "
" ' Sigh ' Well I love the gift Im sorry I dont have something for you. "
" Its fine, this was spontaneous after all. Besides you know my new favorite form of payments, or my old favorite. "
" Jackass, you couldnt just let me have this moment. "
" Well lets go say high to Master and his friend. "
" Sure I should thank the elder that did this enchantment. "
" I did do the bowl you know. "
" Yeah yeah good job hun. "
Loretta just shook her head at his cute almost child like bragging.
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