《My Hermit Life》Chapter 22 ( Re-edit )
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Sitting at the dining table is every bodies favorite golden furred dragon monkey who just finished eating the amazing dinner his amazing wife created for him.
" That was a great dinner Loretta, it seems your cooking skill has increased even if its at max mastery. Speaking of, is it possible to have better than max mastery? "
" Technically you can have better skills in something than when you first reach max mastery, you just wont see it on your screen. Another way to increase mastery is through custom skills. Many Gods believe that as long as you can create custom skills you can advance forever in mastery. I think that you can advance forever, even without custom skills personally though. Anyway are you ready to plan the wedding? "
" Yep, so we need to plan location, time, guest list, attire, entertainment, honeymoon, bridesmaids as well as best man, music, decoration designer, rings, and bachelor and bachelorette parties, is there anything I am missing? "
" I doubt we will need a decoration designer since we are doing the wedding somewhere in the forest. I already have Deam as my bridsmaid and since you dont have any friends Pater will likely be your bestman. I was thinking that you could do some music from your world, nothing super exotic though, maybe one song per genre. I know that your parents will want us to do traditional wedding clothes from one of your family clans, probably your fathers. We will likely get God tier wedding rings that are forged and enchanted by a god. We probably wont bachelor or bachelorette parties in this world. Honeymoon can be put off until we start exporing the world. Entertainment will likely come from spars and or sword dances performed by various races, we can let mom and dad cover that. We can set side time to explore the forest with our parents to find a good location, we can decide the time afterwards. "
" Perfect that was ten times easier than I was expecting. I assume our clans will worry about guest list. If so I guess I will get back to training. Oh one last thing, are we going to have sex before or after the honeymoon? "
" Lets wait until I master Fertility Magic and you hit puberty before sex. "
" Alright sounds good, call me out when dinner is done. "
" Alright see ya hun. "
3 days later
" Alright kids, are you two ready to search for a wedding location? "
" Yes mom, and we already discussed that we want the wedding to be on a mountain, and if not a mountain then somewhere connected to luck. "
" That is a good idea wanting somewhere tied to luck. I actually have a few places in mind already that you two might like. Shall we get going. "
"" Yes mom/ Lets go. "
' Man I cant believe I am going to be getting married this year, it doesnt seem like that long ago that I was transported to this world. Although it has only been a little over five years. Still though, I was cognitive for all of my time spent here so five years is enough. Im surprised how easy the marriage planning was though, I figured there would be more arguing and yelling, just like my first wedding on earth. Though Loretta is hundreds of times better than my ex-wife Kayla, she is smarter, prettier, funnier, more mature, I could go on for hours. To be honest the only thing I actually have to be worried about with the wedding is the music, though I already have a great playlist thought up. '
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While thinking such things Solomon and his group arrived at a massive mountain oddly green mountain. If one had sensitive senses they could feel the dense luck energy permeating the air surrounding the mountain. Just from that Solomon and Loretta could tell that multiple lucky chances happened on the mountain.
" Alright kids we are at the first location. "
' Damn that is a big mountain, It is at least three times taller than Mt. Everest, and probably five times wider. The mountain has a ton of trees on it.
Solomon was amazed at how almost the entire surface area of the mountain is covered in green with only a few gaps here and there. There is also zero snow anywhere on the mountain, there wasnt even any clouds or fog around the mountain for miles.
" This is Mt. Ike, it is the mountain where a reincarnated human individual rose to God-Hood. He was considered one of the luckiest people alive, able to find treasures and inheritances wherever he went. Legend has is that he was so lucky that the actual God of Luck got jealous and tried getting him assassinated. Didnt work though, ended up letting him get the techinique of a former creation god, allowing him to kill the God of luck in revenge. Many people believe that just walking on this mountain can increase your luck. "
" Wow that is a wild story that sounds like thousands of stories from my last life. Well Loretta do you want to check it out or move on? "
" I say we check it out, but if there isnt a lake or pond then I wont want to marry. "
" Why? I didnt think you even liked lakes or ponds. "
" I dont, but they are very pretty and I want to make all the other girls my age jealous. "
When Loretta said this she had a very malicous look as though she could imagine the faces of all the jealous female younger generation from areound the forest. After all not everybody can marry a total package like Solomon who is talented, definitely going to be handsome, and has the backing of two of the most powerful Legendary Beast clans.
" Babe look at who your marrying, all the girls are already jealous. "
Loretta just exasperatedly rolled her eyes at Solomons response and couldnt help come back with a snappy comeback.
" Im jealous they dont have to put up with your crap. "
Solomon of course just couldnt leave it alone and had to try getting the last word in despit it never working out for him. And like any other time this one turned out similar.
" Maybe I could accept a few more wives and then you wont have to suffer alone. "
" Thats a good idea, if you want to be castrated. "
" Hehehe I was kidding babe, I wouldnt even think of getting another wife. "
" Uh-huh thats to bad I was discussing sharing you with Deam. "
Hearing that not only Solomon but even gossip mom who had been quite perked their ears a little. After all such information isnt passed around often.
" Really? I thought you hated the thought of me and Deam getting together. "
" We can talk later, we have left mom and master waiting. "
" Its cool, I love romance drama. Makes me feel youthful again. "
" Master I think you have enough of your own drama dont ya. I heard that you have a fanatic group of Goddesses hunting you down. Also heard they are going to make you into a sort of sex slave. "
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" I also heard that Elder just recently added a new addition to the group. You had a one night stand with the newest Goddess of Metal. "
Aopara hearing that felt himself swell with pride but he knew he should at the least try defending himself a little despite his known reputation.
" Listen, I was at a meeting with a bunch of other Gods, in disguise of course, when she walks up. She starts asking a few questions, and as a respected teacher I helped her out. One thing leads to another and I wake up with her next to me in her country of origin. Therefore she came onto me. "
He just finished his weak defense when a slurred voice came up out of nowhere. The voice despite being slurred still let one imagine who it belonged to, and everybody who heard it knew it would belong to a handsome man.
" Yeah sure Mr. Respected Teacher. I was at that meeting, and that girl only asked you how to get to Metal Gods section. You definetely used a technique to get into her pants. "
Aopara hearing this voice gained an excited expression. Its not every day you get to run into a Legendary Party God like the owner of the voice, so Aopara was hoping to get lucky and be invited to the party.
" What are you doing here Dionysus? Shouldnt you be out partying. "
" I was but decided to visit some old friends, and who did I run into if not my oldest friend Aopara. Heard you have a couple new students, is it these two? "
Asking that the rogueish ginger haired handsome fellow turned to the two sticklers who hadnt been to a real party since they were born. At least not one to Dionysuses standards.
" Yep, Solomon, Loretta, say hello to the God of Wine, Parties, and Pleasure, Dionysus. "
" Nice to meet you God of Wine. "
" Hello Elder Dionysus. "
" Haha they both have much better manners than their fathers. Though I kind of want to see if they act the same when drunk. You two ever drank before? "
" I havent had alchohol since my last life. Mom wont let me drink any till I hit puberty either. "
" I havent had any thing good since I left orc country. "
Hearing Lorettas response Dionysus showed an expression of reminiscence as though remebering a memory of a beautiful women. Though knowing him it could before orc, its impossible to know.
" Ahh the orcs, they make some of the best wine in the universe. Though when all you do is fight, meditate, or drink you get good at one of them. "
Saying that the handsome God of Party pulled out a goblet from who know where and tossed it to them.
" Anyway I heard you two are getting married here catch just count it as an early wedding gift. The wine is personally made by me. "
" Thank you Elder. "
" Thank you for you gift God. "
" Im gonna get going it was nice seeing you Aopara, Shie tell Han that he and Muk need to hit me up for some partying soon. "
" I will, see ya Dionysus. "
" Appraise. "
Infinte Goblet
Uses: Can hold infinte amounts of wine, never spills, absorbs mana form air then imbues it into the wine
Current wines: Divine Wine created by the hands of the God of Wine Dionysus
Lore: This wine can raise a level zero to level 5 with one sip. This wine was made by Dionysus after a constant year of party without stopping. Through the constant party he broke through to God-Hood using a very unconventional method. The Goblet was forged and enchanted my God of forging after Dionysus got him drunk and tricked him.
Solomon showed an amazed expression at the value of the gift. After all its not everyday you get wine brewed by the God of Wine.
" Damn this is a very personal gift, should we keep it? "
His master simply shook his head at Solomons question and gave him a simple answer and reason.
" Even if you gave it back to him Dionysus would just throw it in the trash before accepting it. "
" Anyway we got off track lets start searching some other locations. "
3 Days Later
" This is perfect, It is not only the prettiest mountain we have viewed, its also the luckiest. I mean honestly home many mountains have not 1 not 2 not even 3 but 4 gods of luck ascend to God-Hood. There cant not be something up with this location. What do you think Loretta? "
Loretta nodded her pretty little head at Solomon sentences, as she couldnt agree more. The mountain is definitely perfect for her and Solomons wedding.
" It is as you said this place is perfect. I guess that since we have location we should a decide time. "
" How long will it take to prepare everything? "
" It will take at most three months. "
" Then we should set the time for four months from now just so we have a safety net. I assume my clans will be taking care of most of everything, right mom. "
" Yep I have already discussed with my mom, your grandmother, and she said that she will take care of everything. By the way your grandmother and a few other younger generation will be coming by in a week or so. She reasoned that its to meet before your wedding since you havent actually met anybody from either clans yet. "
Hearing what his mother said Solomon was not only a little excited but he also became curious about his fathers clan and whether they would be visiting.
" Alright that sounds fun, do you know if anybody from dads clan is going to be coming by before the wedding? "
" Nope, the reason your dad isnt here is so that he can discuss with his clan who is coming and what not. "
" Alright, then shall we head home? "
""" Yep/ Sure hun/ lets go. """
' Im actually really pumped to meet some other dragons, though I wonder why I havent met anybody from either clans yet. Mom has talked about grandma very little, only saying how she took over the clan when my grandfather died. Mom also said that grandma is very wild and doesnt have very many personal boundries, though I doubt she can be that bad. I wonder if there was any fighting between my parents and their clans or if my situation is normal. Well it doesnt matter I am sure I will figure it out when they come here. '
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