I'm skipping down the street humming a little tune.

"Hello, there good sir!"

"Hi?"

"How are you, young lady!?"

"Huh? I'm fine"

I'm soo HAPPY! Instead of taking months to learn a language, I learn it in seconds!

Now that I think about it, I shouldn't learn books like that in the open. It's a Good thing that girl didn't see that light when I learned the book. But I feel bad it disappeared, I didn't even pay for it.

I'm also glad I used that 1 stat point for wisdom if I couldn't learn the book I woulda committed suicide. (just kidding...or am i)

Oh well. Now where is that guild?

"Excuse me, sir, do you know where the guild is?"

PLEASE don't say 'there isn't one'.

"Yes, which one?"

Which one? so there are different types. I didn't think of that. 

"How many are there?"

"2 guilds in total"

"Sorry for wasting your time, may I ask what they are called?"

"No problem kid, it's Merchant Guild and Adventures Guild.

"Is there a requirement to become an adventurer at the adventures guild?"

"Mmmm As far as I know you need to be at least 10 years or older to become one."

"Alright, thanks!"

"Oh, also you need to pay a fee of 2 silver coins" 

"..."

"Is something wrong boy?"

"N-no thank you, can you point me to the general direction of the guild please?" Fucking hell.

"It's that big building over there, you can't miss it.

"Thanks for your time, sir!"

"No problem, be careful being an adventurer isn't all fun and games."

"I'll keep that in mind, thanks again, bye"

"Cya, good luck"

2 silver coins... huh, well I'll work something out. Mmmm Let's see if that would hopefully work.

As I walk down the street to the guild I get weird glances. Nothing new.

"When I make enough coins ima buy me some new clothes, that's the first thing I'll do. Actually no, Let's buy a month to stay at a decent Inn. Then get good clothes."

As I walk in front the guild door, I hear loud screaming and singing.

"Is this a bar or a guild?"

As I open the door and walk in everybody looks at me then starts laughing.

"Pffft hahahaha look at this kid!"

"HAHAhaha boy this isn't the candy store!"

"Look at his clothes!"

"That isn't clothes, that's trash!"

"Hahahahaha"

As I walk up to the counter with my head down.

"Excuse me is this the adventures guild?"

The girl at the counter looks at me for a minute.

"I'm sorry but you have to be at least 10 to become an adventure"

"I'm 11!" The laughing from earlier just got louder. Fucking bitch.

"Really?"

"Yes, I am!"

"Please put your hand on this orb"

I put my right hand on the orb and a piece of paper comes out and the orb turns green. She looks at the paper then smiles."

"I'm sorry for being impolite earlier. It's just that you look like your 8-9 years old."

"Fucki- *cough* *cough* it's fine now can I become one?"

"Yes, that would be 2 silver coins."

"Yes, you see I don't have 2 silver coins. BUT I was wondering if you could put that on my tab? Like if I complete a mission that gives me 30 copper or something you keep it till it add's up to 2 silver coins."

"We can do that. It's not the first time that someone's done that.

Oh, yay!