《YOLO?》Chapter 29
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Day 1,333
"Who do you think will win the tournament dear?"-Demon Queen
"Let's make a bet shall we? The loser has to do whatever the winner wants to do in bed for a month."-Demon King
"Sounds interesting. I accept. I will make you cry dear. Hehe."-Demon Queen
"Hohoho. Confident are we? Now who will you bet on?"-Demon King
"I think I'll go with that Kitchen gladiator fellow. He has nice abs."-Demon Queen
"Hmph. Well then I guess I'll go with the dwarf."-Demon King
"Who do you think will win Demovas?"-Demon Queen
"My queen I believe that the young female child called Ran will win."-Demovas (Demon butler)
"Hmm... interesting... so you are interested in young girls..... you disgust me..."-Demon Queen
"...."-Demovas
Back to our Main Character....
Ran was up against a smoking hot babe with D cups. She had that nice hourglass figure. (I would tap dat.)
She had flowing black hair and was wearing a skin tight dress and was carrying a staff around.
When the battle started the woman began chanting her magic. But Ran just sent fireballs at her. The woman looked stunned and was barely able to dodge out of the way.
She looked surprised that Ran can use voiceless incantations.
She made a quick incantation and made fog around the arena.
'Hoh not bad...'
But it was futile Ran made a tornado and the sexy lady was blown away to the stands while she was in the air I saw something good. Her underwear was black. Pretty sexy.
Ran came back and sat next to muttering something about useless meat on her chest.
I decided to ignore her.
The next couple of matches were boring. Harken was in the 6th match with Hanson.
This was gonna be interesting.
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The crowd cheered for their favorites.
The battle began with Harken shooting arrows in 3's. I wanna learn how to shoot 3 arrows at once...
Hanson merely dodges out of the way and begins closing the distance between them.
Harken mutters something and earthen spikes begin coming out of the ground.
'Hmmm... I never thought of that.'
Hanson is forced to retreat backwards and it goes back to Harken shooting arrows at him once again.
After a while Harken runs out of arrows.
'Sigh.. seriously why the fuck would you use arrows?'
Harken discards his bow and takes out his two knives. Hanson takes this chance to rush toward Harken with great speed.
Hanson was the undisputed beast man champion in the arena. He never lost a fight in the Coliseum and gained many fans and he loved it.
They begin fighting at close range and you can see that Hanson has the clear advantage.
Harken has been getting a few cuts by barely dodging his claws. Hanson easily dodges Harkens knives and is able to grab him by the throat.
It looks like the winner has been decided but suddenly a hole forms underneath Hanson and he falls.
Harken is a sly bastard...
Harken quickly closes the hole and only Hansons' head is above ground. Hanson squirms in his earth prison but cannot escape. Hanson yields.
The crowd roars in approval and Harken is the winner.
The thing about mages is that they have to do incantations before they do a spell so if a fighter is fast enough they can kill them.
A couple more matches past and it is Ptolemy's turn.
I swear that kid is pretty scary when he fights. He turns fucking psycho.
Ptolemy won his fight without any difficulty and kills his opponent and the crowd cheers for him.
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Next up is my turn. I am up against some the dude with two swords.
When the fight begins I quickly summon 4 fireballs and shoot them at him and the scrub burns and dies.
I feel no pity. One of the things I learned at the Coliseum was to never feel bad for your opponent or else you could die.
After a few more matches it was the dwarf's turn. I looked like he won his match with some difficulty but the strong guys in the Coliseum saw that he was just playing around with his opponent and it seemed that his opponent knew that. His opponent quickly realized he would never win and pretended to fall down and surrendered.
There is something about that dwarf....
The 2 orcs that entered easily killed their opponents and moved on to the next round.
They day was over.
Day 1,334
I was up first today because apparently we were going they were going to randomly pick our opponents everyday. My opponent was one of the orcs. He was over 7 feet and had bulging muscles that would make a body builder jealous.
He carried a greatsword and swung it like it was nothing.
I quickly dispatched him with a rock cannon. It was amusing to see a huge orc flying out of the Coliseum.
The crowd loved me.
The day ended with Ran beating her opponent, Ptolemy and Harken moving on to the next round and the dwarf and the other orc surviving also.
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