STRIKE!!!

Shit! Two beautiful girls gathered in one place…this is blasphemy!

Wait Guest? Then that girl from before is the guest and this stunning elf beauty is his wife? So I just jump into the wrong conclusion? Uwaaaah! I want to hide, but still having as beautiful as her as your wife, how envious…..this lucky bastard!!!

Riajuu should just explode!!!

“Uum…I’m sorry that I jump into the wrong conclusion… uum… I’m really sorry” I said while I bowed.

Well, for now I need to apologize for my rudeness.

The instructor and his wife just smile wryly upon seeing my expression. I noticed that the girl was trying not to laugh while putting her hands in her mouth while trembling.

Uwaaaaah! Please, can someone kill me right now!!!!

But still, shit………. She’s too cute!!!

“(Clap, Clap, Clap) ok let’s stop with this awkward atmosphere. Good evening young adventurer, my name is Leviana Vilestone, an elf and wife of Draig Vilestone it’s a pleasure to meet you!”

Ooooooooh! Miss Leviana, for breaking this awkward atmosphere I, Hero, thank you so much…..

“Ahem, it’s a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Vilestone, My name is Hein, an adventurer. Although I called myself an adventurer, unfortunately I am still an inexperience beginner.

I heard many good things about you from Sir Draig. I was really looking forward in meeting the most beautiful lady under heavens as what Sir has said, and now I know that it isn’t just a baseless boasting. You really are very beautiful that I was afraid even my heart might be captured at this moment. I am really envious of Sir Draig for having a wife as beautiful and kind as you.”

I said without a blinking while putting my very best smile.

“Ara ara, fufufu thank you very much Hein”

Pleased by my introduction, Mrs. Leviana couldn’t contain her happiness as she was laughing cutely while covering her mouth with her right hand.

Elf is the Besssssssssssst!

“Now now, Hein let me introduce to you, Mifeulle Alberona my best friend’s daughter. She’s a very special person you must treat her very well, okay?”

The instructor said while introducing the girl. She stood up and bow graciously towards me. Once again, I was entranced. She was so beautiful that I’m afraid I might confess to her here right now.

I wonder if she has a boyfriend right now.

She was like a princess, eh wait….

'Appraise'

Ding!

Oh~ As expected, it also works towards human huh~ but wait...when I look at the words above her head I was very

surprised, more like I was petrified.

Mifuelle Alberona LVL 12 Second princess of the Berona Kingdom

P-Pr-Pri-Princess?????

No wait, the instructor’s best friend is the king!? What the hell is this old man?

I look at the instructor who was grinning all this time beside me. Then as if he was reading my expression, he winks at me while grinning.

That’s gross old man! If it was Mrs. Leviana then maybe it’s okay, hehe….

Poker face, poker face….

“Ahem, I-it’s a Pl-pleasure to mweet…”

Shit! I bit my tongue…

The beautiful princess was giggling in front of me.

Uwaaaaaaaah! It’s so embarrassing! Oh god, please someone just kill me right now!!!

Even the instructor and Mrs. Leviana were holding their stomach while turning around laughing at the side.

Th-this bastards!

New title have been Acquired!

Failed Playboy

Do you want to equip it? Yes or No

As if! Hey Lolita Goddess I know you’re the one who is doing this! Is it really fun bullying me huh? And what’s with the ? I’m not a playboy!?

“Fufufu enough with these introduction, shall we go inside?”

Regaining her composure, Mrs. Leviana said although she was still smiling mischievously at me.

“Y-yeah..... pfft...... let’s.... pfft... go”

Followed by the instructor.

This bastard old man, aren’t you the one at fault here! Stop laughing you shitty old man!

Still feeling embarrassed, I followed the three inside a big room. Really, the instructor’s house is kinda big for just two people isn’t it?

“You can sit anywhere while waiting for the food” Mrs. Leviana said.

“uum…”

“hm? What’s wrong?”

“Do you mind if I give you a hand Mrs. Leviana?”

“Oh? Are you good at cooking?”

“Not at all, still I just want to help you and I want to learn cooking from you”

“Okay, no problem”

“Thank you so much”

“fufufu, you are really a good kid fufufu”

Following her orders, I diligently sliced pork sirloin and dipped it in a starch. Piece by piece I carefully followed what she said. As I was working hard in the kitchen I noticed princess Mifeulle rolled up her sleeves and entered the

kitchen.

She came up to me, stood to one side and watched me chopping the meat. It seemed that she wanted to help but didn’t know what to do.

Feeling uncomfortable from the gaze, I tilted my head and look at her

“Uum…..Pri-princess? D-do you need something?”

She only looks at me and then point at the meat I’m chopping.

Did she want to do it herself? But she’s a princess you know, a real princess! I don’t think she know how to cook.

“D-do you know how to cook princess Mifeulle?”

She shakes her head.

As I expected…..fumu I just can’t let her use a knife. Never……

“Th-then can you wash this?”

Without much choice, I handed her the potato-like vegetables. I was expecting that she would turn me down, but to my surprise she took the potatoes and started washing it.

As I was chopping the meat while looking at the beautiful princess quietly washing potatoes Mrs. Leviana came to our side.

But still, a beautiful girl washing a potato is a rather a sight to behold.

“You are doing well”

“Mrs. Leviana, th-thank you”

“Jeez….. Calling me with Mrs., you’re making me sound old. Just call me Leviana, aren’t I still looking young?”

“Of course, but…….”

Sigh I’ve never been in this kind of situation before……. Jeez I don’t know her actual age but I bet in terms of human perspective, she’s actually very old, so I just can’t call her without honorifics and if I did she’ll get mad. What should I do?

“Arara, are you thinking by any chance something very rude?”

Wha!? Can she read my mind? Did she just read my mind?

Women’s intuition is very scary!!! It feels like they can read my mind.

She’s smiling yet her eyes are not. Scary! Very scary!!!

“N-no! of course not! Aha ahahaha……….Th-then what about big sister? Ahahaha”

I said immediately changing the topic.

“hmm…. I guess that’s fine. From now on you can call me big sister and I’ll call you little brother how about that? fufufu “

She said while nodding as if finding it interesting. Being called as little brother by a beautiful elf like her feels like…..Amazing? hehe

“But little brother……you really have gifted hands. Do you want to learn cooking skills?”

Here it comes!!!!

This proposal was exactly what I had been waiting for.

“Of course big sister! Thank you very much!!!”

You have learned Cooking skills!

Cooking Skills – They are simple skills that you can learn anywhere, by paying a membership fee to a chef’s guild or by serving as an apprentice in a restaurant although it’s only a simple skill it is very convenient and without no doubt it pays of very well.

In just a couple minutes, the table was fully set and the couple as well as the princess and I sat down across from each other. The foods looked incredibly delicious as it rested on the plate in front of us. The smell enticed me as the steam rose slowly from it.

A crispy tempura-like fried meat named was on a large tray and was fried yellow. A huge reddish lobster name and a bowl of vegetable salad. Various delicious foods were served in the table and its scent mingled with reality in the virtual world.

The foods was very enchanting!

I can’t wait to eat the delicious looking food in front of me that I subconsciously shouted while putting my hands together.

“Thank you for the meal!!!”

Seeing me, the three; the instructor, Big sister Leviana, and the princess were very surprised.

Hm? I cocked my head while wondering what happened to them…

“What’s wrong? Is there something on my face?”

With my question the three regain their composure

“….well it’s that…..Uum…are all adventurers do that before eating?”

The instructor asked.

“I don’t think so...but I think most adventurers know it, why?”

“Nothing it’s just that we were very surprised. Is that a ritual of some sort before eating?”

Big sister Leviana curiously asked. I notice that the princess was also looking at me intently as if waiting for my answer.

“More or less…. From where I came from, we always do this as thanks for the ingredients of the food and where it came from. We also wanted to thank the gods for it so I guess you can call it a ritual before eating. Although for me it became a habit.”

“I-I see…then”

“““Thank you for the meal!!!”””

Each of them responded. This time was my turn to be surprised. Not only the couple but also the princess who was always quiet also said it softly and innocently imitated what I did.

Completely awestruck!!!

Her voice is very soft and wonderful. That scene where she closed her eyes while putting her hands together as if praying was heavenly!

Oh god! A real angel has descended!

Ding!

As I was quietly admiring the beauty in front of me, a chiming sound like a bell resounded in my ear and in front of me a notification window in an envelope like image showed up. If I remember correctly this signified that someone in

your friend list send you a message, right?

But my friend list is empty you know! I tap the envelope in front of me and as expected a message showed up.

What are you looking at, pervert? Being entranced by that little girl. Hmpf I'm more beautiful than that! Are you a real pervert? An idiot pervert!!!

---Wandering beautiful girl

Wha!? Oi! From Wandering beautiful girl--? Do you think I won’t know? And just why the hell are you always reading my mind! Do you really have nothing to do?.........jeez and why the hell are you angry because of that?

“Ahem…shall we eat?”

“Y-yeah!”

Putting that weird message aside, I picked up a knife and a fork and use it to cut the meat tempura very easily. The was incredibly crispy. I cut an appropriate mouthful and ate it.

“Ohh…………….!?”

A very strange sensation runs through my head.

What the heck is this? I never eat something like this in my entire life. Isn’t this a normal tempura?

The meat in my mouth was very crispy in the surface yet the inside has a very tender meat that was very soft and juicy. Although the meat I eat had already disappeared from my mouth but its sweet yet strong flavor were still lingering and intensely stimulated my taste buds.

Th-this is…….this is not just the normal tempura I know! A new undiscovered and revolutionary tempura!!!!

I took another mouthful and then another.

I heard that this sent preprogrammed sensations of various food and could make the user feel as if they were actually eating something in real life was made possible by the many genius programmer and scientist. It was originally designed for people who were on diets or needed to restrict the amount of food they ate so it sent fake signals to the parts of the brain registering heat, taste and smell to trick it. It was a very advanced technology or so I

heard and used in the to make the virtual game as real as possible.

In other words, our real bodies weren’t actually eating anything right now and all that’s happening was that the program was wildly stimulating our brains.

But still I can’t stop! I can’t stop my body from moving.

It’s as if my body was moving by its own. It feels like my whole body was craving for it like a man in the center of a desert and hasn’t still drink water for a couple of weeks and finally found an oasis.

Without no doubt, right now I’m eating the best food I’ve tasted since logging on, though I just logged on for only a day. Each mouthful of this tender and juicy meat felt like my mouth was stuffed to the fullest yet at the same time it’s not full at all.

What the heck? This isn’t like a virtual world at all or maybe because this is a virtual world that I can taste a very delicious food like this? Although I feel sorry for myself that I have a really poor vocabulary if I may say so myself, because all I can say is delicious this and delicious that but I can’t help it this is really delicious after all.

The other two; the instructor and the princess, were devouring it like crazy too.

Finally, the dinner ended; more like it ended because all the food was gone in no time at all. All of us, especially me had an entranced expression. As I put down the spoon and fork I let out a big sigh of satisfaction.

“…….fufufu did you enjoy the food, little brother?”

I closed my eyes and immersed myself in that amazing and wonderful aftertaste. After a while, I opened my eyes and faced the godly cook in front of me.

“Truly, absolutely, and otherworldly amazing! I am really speechless, I already heard about you being a wonderful cooked from Sir Draig but this…this was beyond my expectation. I’ve never eaten as delicious as this before. Thank you very much for inviting me!”

While saying this I bowed my head to show my utmost gratitude. I can feel my eyes shining and sparkling.

“Ara, ara! Fufufu thank you so much”

“Big sister please adopt me!”