《Superficial Story》Chapter 13 - Yirsh’er
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What an unpleasant place.
Do people really come here to fuck this woman?
[Answer]: Yes.
Tell me about bad taste.
Smelly herbs all around, wet leather and furs hanging from the walls, food stored in a corner.
A two-rooms mud cabin filled with shit all around.
Tsc.
“Appear, Yirsh’er Ar-marh-abdulla. I know you are here.”
How am I not seeing her anyway?
[Answer]: Yirsh’er is using an invisibility spell.
And how do I become able to see all invisible things and people?
[Answer]: Here are the methods.
Came to know that, did that.
Now I can see her.
[Yirsh’er] - You are strong, ethereal one. What do you want from Yirsh’er?
How can I show her I’m a god easily….
[Answer]: The following methods are how to do it.
Oh.
Easy enough.
“Behold, mortal, and know!”
He.
She fainted.
How do I wake her up?
Methods following into my head….
Now.
Wake up. Wake up bitch.
I would wake you up with my dick, but goddamit, aren’t you an ugly motherfucker.
Wake up.
[Yirsh’er] - M-m-m-my Lord! Messiah!
“Yirsh’er of the desert peoples. I come to grant you power.”
[Yirsh’er] - Power my lord?
“Thou hath lived a difficult life. But thou hath also lived a fruitful life. Yirsh’er of the desert, I concede to thee, the power to kill with your voice. Be pious and sacrifice for me, and thou shall have it with you while you live.”
[Yirsh’er] - My lord!
Done.
I thought I would get to fuck some ass this time, but boy, isn’t she ugly as fuck.
Let’s see…
Oooooh!
Damios has already started to sacrifice for me.
And quite the amount.
What has he sacrificed so long?
[Answer]: All of his possessions.
Niiice.
Now, let’s see..
…
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHY HASN’T MY LEVEL RISEN YET!?!!
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[Answer]: Interference. Denied. Your level hasn’t risen because no worthy actions have been noticed by the Fantasy Pantheon.
WHAT THE HELL?!!
HAVEN’T I MADE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE BELIVE IN ME?!
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I DO?!
[Answer]: Yes. A table with all the possible actions to strengthen the pantheon and give EXP would be as follows.
…
“Increase the creativity of those in the world you control.”
“Produce a great amount of original fantasy works.”
“Increase the amount of Energy granted to the Fantasy Pantheon by means of artistic enjoyment”
…
What…
The…
Fuck…
They want for me to breed artists?!!
[Answer]: Interference. Denied. The fantasy pantheon grows when fantasy is spread amongst the living souls. The objective of the EXP system is to guarantee that the fantasy pantheon keeps growing steadily.
….
Shit man.
That’s fucked up.
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