“FUCK!”

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“SHITFUCK DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER STUPID SHITFUCK SHIIT!”

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[Sunnis] -…

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“FUUUUUCK!”

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“THE FUCK WAS THAT?!”

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[Answer] - God Sunnis has taken away Goddess’s Mia’s divinity and banished her from the realm of the gods.

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“THE HELL? AND WHERE IS THAT BITCH NOW?!”

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[Answer]: Goddess Mia has been expelled from the present universe and has been sent to the fantasy pantheon’s “god reincarnation” pavilion in order to be judged in terms of her actions and given options for the future.

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“Wait, what?”

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[Answer]: Goddess Mia has been expelled (…)

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I know this much, shit.

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I mean, what the hell you mean with be judged?

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[Answer]: Gods which have the possibility of dying are judged according to the Fantasy Pantheon’s code of morals and given a score resulting from such. The resulting score will be added to their Level as gods.

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And what happens then?

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[Answer]: Gods whose levels, after the measurement, are equal or greater than one will remain gods. Gods whose levels after the measurement are smaller than one will be demoted to the demi-god category and given a tutor god.

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And what happens when a god is immortal? Am I at danger here?

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[Answer]: When a god is immortal the judgement can be called by the corresponding Emperor God, or will be done routinely every billion years. You are not at danger of being judged since your contract with King of Evil Gods Marhlick predicts that you shall take his place temporally and not in a definitive manner. Henceforth, the worse possible outcome is the forced cancelation of your contract, in which case you will be returned to your previous form.

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You will make me become human again if I’m a bad god.

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And you call that “not being at danger”?

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What a joke.

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Anyhow.

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I have to thank this guy in front of me.

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He saved my ass after all.

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Not that Mia would have been able to do something too bad with me.

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But that was humiliating.

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And here I was, thinking I could unite forces with that bitch to make myself God Emperor of this place.

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What a joke.

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But then again.

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50 fucking billion Karma Points.

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What.

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The.

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Damn.

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That’s a fucking load of karma.

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Besides, did she ask me how to get me killed? Didn’t she know this much by looking at my memories or something?

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[Answer]: Yes. Goddess Mia has been stripped of [Omniscience] regarding other gods and goddesses’ weaknesses’.

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He.

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She must have been quite the bitch on her day.

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Anyhow.

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“Thanks.”

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[Sunnis] - You back to yourself?

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“Yes”

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[Notice] - Interference in effect. God Sunnis desires to know about which interferences are upon you at the present moment. 1 karma point used. Overwriting this interference costs 2 karma points.

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He.

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Fair enough.

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Allow.

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[Sunnis] - Good.

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“So, care to explain what the hell happened here?”

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He’s rising his eyebrow.

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“It’s a human thing. I want to know why have you helped me.”

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[Sunnis] - I did not.

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I see.

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For personal gain there.

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Right?

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[Answer]: Interference.

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Of course.

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Knowing his private reasons would be an offense.

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“You did it because of the souls?”

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[Sunni] - No.

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“Why then?”

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[Sunni] - Mia was a menace. I thought it was time to end it once for all.

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“Yeah, she was a bitch”.

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[Sunni] - …

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“So, you don’t want those souls, right? Can I take them with me?”

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Plenty of monster souls would give me some epic tale materials. I could use them in a lot of manners.

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[Sunni] - No. It’s the Emperor’s orders. The victor takes the spoils. Monsters and dragons are mine now. I will be their god.

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“And how do you intend to make them know you are their god?”

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[Sunni] - Emperor allows for a prophet to be born once a god takes the other’s dominion. My prophet will let them know, so Mia won’t be reborn as a god made of imagination of the followers.

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“I see.”

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Gods can be born out of imagination and belief that they exist, like Ziphur. So it would be bad if they kept believing in Mia as a living goddess.

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Tsc.

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[Sunni] - But I have use for you. If you want.

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“Use for me? Do I look like a fucking puppet to you?!”

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Motherfucker.

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[Sunni] - Mean no offense. You interested in business?

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Tsc.

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Desert rascal.

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“What is your deal?”

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[Sunni] - For my prophet to reach the monsters and educate them, it will take many years. But it will happen faster if evil god presses them. You send your prophet, I send mine. In the end, you let me win.

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The fuck.

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I don’t wanna lose!

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“Like hell I’m going to lose to you! How am I to talk to my peeps if I do it?”

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[Sunni] - Shame. I wanted to help us both. I will go now. You should go as well. Once I take the souls the place will crumble away.

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“Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute”.

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I have an idea.

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“What if we become allies? I will send my guy to destroy the ones who still pray to Mia, but the ones who pray to you will be ignored. Also, you won’t let your guys attack my guys.”

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[Sunni] - This is offensive. Please take it back.

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“Offensive? Why?”

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[Sunni] - Not letting my followers attack humans because they pray to you. Unacceptable.

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Uhm.

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I don’t get it.

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Why would it be offensive?

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[Answer]: God Sunni believes in the law of nature. In the law of strength and valor on survival. It is offensive to him if his followers are made incapable of attacking someone because of alliances with gods.

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AND HOW DID THIS FUCKER THOUGHT OF ME LETTING HIS GUYS WIN?!

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[Answer]: Interference. Impossible to answer.

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Tsssssc.

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Idiot.

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“Okay, here, I take it back. But I don’t want to send my guys to be slaughtered by your prophet or anything.”

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[Sunni] - It’s shame.

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“Hey. Let’s at least make a deal then. I keep the souls of the ones my guys kill, as long as they don't pray to you. You can keep all others. This way your prophet will have a reason to convert those guys.”

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[Sunni] - And this helps how?

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“There is a lot of ways. I promise to make at least one each three come back as a tormented undead with memories of a terrible hell I will send them to. Then the ones who reincarnate will come back in monster families that worship you, so they will know instinctively that I am a threat to them.”

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[Sunni] - One each three. Why?

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“Hey, I’m helping you, so help me too. I keep the ones my followers kill, and you keep all those who believe in you and we share the ones who don’t believe in either of us.”

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[Sunni] - No sharing the ones who doesn’t believe. They are mine.

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Tsc.

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“Okay. I will keep only the ones my followers kill and which doesn't worship you. The rest is yours to take.”

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[Sunni] - Very well. You negotiate hard, but your help is better than others. You can keep the souls of the monsters you or your believers kill.

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“Nice doing business with you. Just…”

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[Sunni] - Yes ?

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“No, nothing. Have a good day.”

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[Sunni] - I will be going now.

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I wonder…. Why hasn’t he asked someone else for help?

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[Answer]: The Emperor God so determinates that all opposing forces which are used to boost faith in a god must come from the King of Evil Gods or one of the Evil Gods beneath him.

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The hell?

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Does that mean the fucker gets an “in” into every single tale, legend, fantasy, song and everything else people do because of those wars and stuff??!

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[Answer]: Interference. Impossible to know.

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Tsc.

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Let’s use the good old pantheon rules.

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Do an Emperor God making such a rule gets levels when the other gods, following it, generate fantasy in the world?

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[Answer]: Interference. Denied. Yes.

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Obese capitalist pig motherfucker.

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No wonder he’s level 999, exploiting everyone like this.

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Tsc.

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You know what, just fuck that dude.

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I’m fucking tired now.

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Let’s get back home and then send a prophet or something to kill monsters and dragons back on the physical plane.

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The more they kill, the better for me. The monsters may have different morals compared to humans, but I bet they also produce karma, right?

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[Answer]: Monster karma table production is as it follows.

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Ha.

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“Producing artificial waste”.

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“Killing for any reason other than hunger or for fun.”

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“Mating outside of the mating season.”

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“Refusing to follow one’s instincts.”

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Monsters sin by doing human stuff?

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HAHAHAHAHAAH.

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That’s just fucking hilarious.

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Let’s go.

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I have some monsters to humanize after getting Miiia to suck my dick slowly and carefully.

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Choosing my first minion to be a female and then naming it after the one bitch goddess that declared war to me on the first day of meeting the other gods.

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Better. Decision. Ever.