《RE: Necromicy! The Mouse Necromancer!》Chapter 2. I can think clearly!
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... What happened?
...
I remember... Oh shite... Was that me... Was I such a... Useless piece of shit...
Hi... Are you all right?
No, I'm not. When I will be born?
Um... One more day, why?
Send me manual... And so... do I have anything specific for my class?
Yes... I will send you everything...
And so I was born... But there was nothing interesting, so I played the part of 'stupid mouse' without any troubles... Not for my sanity though...
Day 23
Finally... My stats are no longer restricted... Oh and I got my [summon] to Novice, so now... I will start my escape from this place... Oh and by the way... I was born at palace... Shitty place... It's so huge and tasteless... And I was supposed to be living in this place for 10 years? No it's not that bad considering that shithole where I originally lived, but... "at least I got friend"
[And not just one youngling]
... Right... Forgot about you big guy... Say do you have a summoning spell for me?
[Oh yes... Open me... Joking... This will help you]
... Summon skeleton? Will do... Just... Where would I get a body?
[Oh for fucks sake! Kill that stupid mouse!]
...
With what? I don't have any weapon, or arms for that matter!
[You are a mage dammit! Use [dark sphere]]
... [dark sphere]... Hoh... So... This is it... Mice are so weak... Are they of any use as skeletons?
[Maybe not... But in big quantities they could be...]
So... Get zombie mice army?
[Raise zombie... Yes I will get you this spell...]
Random servant POV
Finally! Those mice are gone!
"Hey have you heard? There will soon be a hero summoning."
"Truly? Oh will it be lik someone from the stories?"
"Goddess I hope not! I don't want to see some pervert inside the castle."
...
"What was that?"
...*shh*...
"Are those mice?"
*SHHAAA*
"Oh my goodness... Is that..." ahh my face!
MC POV
I will kill everyone inside this castle *sinister laugh*... No one will think that it was some mouse, but a work of some crazy necromancer...
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