《This Game We Call Life》chapter 54: mt. bacon
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chapter 54
I follow ghost and Johanna upstairs where everyone else is surrounding a massive pile of bacon, no,
wait, thats the table.
"that's a lot of bacon, are you sure you'll need that much?" jack
"I'm worried i might not have enough" Mary
i look at my adoptive mother curiously for a second before hearing a booming voice, satisfying my
curiosity.
"where in the abyss have you been jack? i got here hours ago." war
"why would i ever want to go to the abyss? it is the most boring thing i have ever experienced." jack
"imagine being there for hundreds of years, i was almost tempted to sign another contract with a
dungeon" Lucy
i sit down and grab a couple pieces of bacon.
"what's wrong jack? normally you would grab at least ten times that to eat." Mary
"i ate quite a bit earlier, so I'm not very hungry" jack
i walk around to the other side of the bacon mountain, which had already lost a bit of mass due to
the two carnivores known as ghost and war. to my surprise i see a certain goddess, with her face
full of meat.
"hello jackline." jack
she looks at me then swallows.
"you missed a spot of blood on your left cheek, let me help you with it." jackline
"ah, thanks." jack
she comes up to me and licks it up.
'divine blood huh. suddenly it all falls into place.' jackline
'what are you talking about?' jack
'you realize I'm a death incarnate right, the second most powerful in this world right now?' jackline
'yeah so.' jack
'i am rather sensitive to when souls depart, and i felt charms soul depart earlier this morning, ten
minute ago in fact, from underground here.' jackline
i sit down next to jackline and auntie, who has started to show more of a rounded stomach.
'i can smell the chaotic power inside your body, there's a decent amount there, almost enough for
an evolution. the problem is it hasn't settled down, it should finish settling down when you sleep.'
jackline
'cool, any idea about the effects?' jack
'you should become more attractive? if only a little bit, it was a goddess of charm you ate after all.
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other than that i have no idea.' jackline
'alright' jack
'my little mortal has become a god eater, this is so exciting. i wonder if i will be eaten later?' jackline
'maybe, if you behave.' jack
'JUST FUCK HER RIGHT NOW!' emotion
'whats up with you?' logic(I'm going to start referring to him as logic or emotion when they are
separate and/or talking to each other as they are technically the same person)
'I'M SO FULL OF ENERGY RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE IF I DON'T EXPLODE ALL
OVER SOMEONE!' emotion
'I'll deal with that latter' jack
"does anyone know what the most common fetish in the world is?" Joe
"isn't it necrophilia?" aria
"no it's a foot fetish, right?" Joe
"nope that's the second most common, the most common is definitely necrophilia." laura
"that's true, with how common undead are and the characteristics of most undead a lot of people
would turn to corpses to satisfy their carnal desires."Lucy
"what? can you elaborate on that?" Selena
"undead are culturally and economically important for every country in this world not under the
churches control, as they have an irrational fear of undead. they, we, are the slave class. we are
slaves because it is easy to enslave us due to most of use not having even a shred of self
awareness and due to the fact that the vast majority of us are damned,the number of natural
undead now days is very few. undead are used to supplement nations armies, when you sign up for
a military it is pretty much agreed that if you fall in battle your body will be donated to that country
and they will make an undead out of it, not with your soul though. if you die not in battle and your
family has some money you will be taken to a local necromancer to be turned into an undead,
higher rank undead typically reserved for the wealthy who can afforded to take their deceased to
higher quality necromancers. now, liches are a little bit unique, we have to bond with something,
we can survive for a short period of time without bonding, and that time grows as we grow in
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power. we have to stay close to the thing we bond to or we die, the distance and the duration that we can be away increases with our power. the plus side of this bond is that if i die while the item is intact i will resurrected within a short period of time, again depending on my power. the only problem is that it doesn't work both ways." Lucy
"what is this object that you are bonded to?" jack
"it's not really an object, after all it is you, jack" Lucy
a couple minute latter i decide to check my notifications.
you have 4 notifications
update! the nature of HP has changed!
you have obtained your true form! many changes occur because of this, for example a
physical bond has been weakened while a mental one has been strengthened
the period of accelerated growth is over, you'll keep all the power you have obtained
during this period
you have (almost) completely eaten a god, you have absorbed this gods power. their will
be effects from this. be careful who you let know this, some might not take kindly to it.
latter that afternoon i am standing with Lilith's grand father in a field just outside the village.
"congratulations! you have learned everything i can teach you, everything else will need to find a
different teacher or do experimentation on your own. maybe you'll even find some of the more rare
magic systems like time magic and soul magic, although i have heard reports of people going
insane and talking to their emotions or something like that after prolonged use of those types of
magic systems" asmodeus
"thank you" jack
i had discovered something interesting about magic a little bit ago logic could not use elemental
magics. while emotion could not use anything else.
"why did you ever pursue Marshal arts, you are a genius mage, a Solomon incarnate. well actually
Lucy is the incarnation of Solomon and you use Marshal arts so a Lucifer incarnate? anyway, it
doesn't matter. what does matter is the fact that you are a genius." asmodeus
after departing from asmodeus i wonder off in search of someone, i have an idea of how to learn
soul magic. i find aria a couple minutes latter.
"any idea where laura went to?" jack
"last i saw her Johanna was taking her for a walk with ghost, they went into the forest." aria
"alright, thanks." jack
i run off towards the forest where i stumble upon jacobe.
"what are you doing here?" jack
"oh, just meeting up with someone." jacobe
after realizing he was found jacobe gets a red flushed face, after checking his recent memory's i see
that he is coming to meet up with a certain forest nymph.
"ah, i know what your doing, i had some fun with her myself in the past. just a little warning, she is
slightly sadistic and will leave while your asleep, just to get off on your reaction, among other
things. I recommend giving her one if you want to have some fun with her again." jack
"thanks, I'll keep that in mind." jacobe
after searching for her for about 5 more minutes i find the tree we used during the full moon and
hear gasping and panting, my nymph is such a nympho. after jumping up i see a torture seen, ghost
and laura are embracing with very intimate kissing and groping with collars around their necks that are tied to leashes. ghosts is being held by Johanna and laura is being held by ms dryad. there is a gang of nymphs 'torturing' the two of them in any way they can imagine.
"excuse me" jack
"oh, jack, come join us." dryad
"actu-"
'FUCK THIS, I'M TAKING CONTROL.' emotion
i feel a twinge of pain in my head for a second before i feel myself being pushed to the back while
emotion takes control of the body.
"that sounds like a great idea" jack
after a 2 hours of ropes, sex and the occasional nymph falling off the tree only to be put back on by
the tree, logic get control again.
'hey, laura' jack
'yes master, how can this humble slave service you further today?' laura
'i want you to teach my soul magic' jack
she thinks about that for a couple seconds before arriving at a conclusion.
'i need a corpse, the fresher and the less damage the corpse has taken the better.' laura
'give me two hours' jack
end chapter 54
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