HOW A LAME LONER'S LIFE IS NOT LIKE NORMAL DUDES

Chapter-10:

An Unexpected Event

My high school days will end soon because I’m in third grade and I’m in the last months (not days) of my High school. Here my classmates are spouting random bullshits about which college they’ll attend.

Anyways Last period is about to start after 5 minutes. And meanwhile 3 students are spouting super random bullshits.

“Hey Furukawa-san how’s your baby?” Nozomi’s #1 best friend Tsunemori-san asked her.

“We’re not having a baby dammit!” Answered Furukawa. She looks like a pissed of gorilla though.

“Liar you look like you’re pregnant haha” Nozomi’s #2 best friend Saika-san just said that.

“No I’m not pregnant ugh”

Okay readers don’t get the wrong idea about this. Nozomi’s friends are teasing her. I mean who won’t tease a transfer student who’s dating a creepy loner who looks like a creepy stalker who’ll take a cute girl’s virginity if he could just date one. Ughm-. Anyways let’s just skip the part and let me get brainwashed!

*Slide* *The door opens*

Waah. Look the teacher arrived meaning the class will start. Hell yeah! And looks like the author will time skip and brainwash me at the same time.

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Fuck today’s class was boring as expected but shit which Nozomi said was really unexpected. And because of that I’m now roaming in Hiroshi Mall. (The old park turned got demolished and now is a mall).

*Rumble*

Wait….. This can’t be…… FUCK! I need to take a shit! Where the fuck is the toilet?

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Yeah reached it. Looks like 2 are occupied out of 5. Meaning I can enter any of those three empty toilets.

“Hey, can you please move from the door.” (A guy who looks like a YouTuber said that) Oh didn’t notice I was standing there and checking out those toilets.

“Sorry” after I apologized I headed to the one at the corner.

*Opens the door*

FUCK! This toilet is filled with shit! Why didn’t the guy who used it didn’t flush it? Damn I got to get out.

*Closes the door*

Okay I got to enter this one now. *rumble* Fuck! I need to take shit quick.

*Opens the door*

Waah this toilet looks clean. I mean it looks like none used this one today. I think I’m going to shit here first today.

*Sits*

Okay I better take shit now. And I also need to think about something to pass time.

“Akito-kun umm you know I can’t walk home with you today.” (Woah it’s totally unexpected) Nozomi asked me while fidgeting.

“Ugh Why?” I asked with a fake disappointed tone. (Well I like to tease her you know)

“Well I’m going to celebrate Miura-san’s birthday with my friends.” (Wait what?) She said looking at her friend. (By the way it’s Tsunemori-san)

“You mean you got invited to Miura-san’s birthday?” Why the fuck did I asked her that?

“Yes, like the whole class I got invited too. You know she’s giving the whole class a treat.” She said it in a bragging tone (why are you acting like this?) and took a gaze at Tsunemori-san. I can observe Tsunemori-san nodding and making weird eye movements to Nozomi. After that Nozomi looks at me and now she’s showing me a smile. A really fake smile to be precise.

What the fuck is going on? Is she planning to do something behind my bac-

“Why are you worrying Akito-kun?” She asked me with concern now.

“Well I’m not invited at the party” I answered her.

“You think I’m going to cheat on you……… You’re jealous right?” Wait this escalated quickly.

“Hell no!..... Anyways I’m going to the mall now bye” Why did I told her that I’ll visit the mall?

“Huh jealous!” She playfully said that. Fuck stop teasing.

“No I’m not.” After saying that I started running like a fag.

Why did I just think of that? And why did I run like a fag in front of my girlfriend? Why? Please someone tell me…..Wh-

*thud* *thud*

What the fuck!

“Mister I knocked your room. Ugh I’m out of toilet paper so ugh can you please lend me yours?” A guy who’s taking shit beside my toilet asked me that.

“Can you say that again?” I asked acting confused (even though I’m not) because it’s really rare for someone to ask for toilet papers from another guy who’s taking shit.

“Can you please give me your toilet paper? I mean this room where I’m in is out of toilet papers.” He asked again.

“Why should I give you my toilet paper? I need to wipe my ass you know.” I answered him this. (You know I can just roll few papers out and give it to him by sliding underneath wooden wall which is separating our rooms)

“Why can’t you just roll me toilet papers? I mean few will do.”

“No ask others. I mean I’m not the only guy using toilet beside you.”

“That guy won’t give me any. So please give me few.” Fuck what a pain in the ass.

“Okay just look down.” I rolled out few and proceed to give him under the wall. He moved his hand to take those papers I’m giving. He took it and rubbed shit in my hand………

WHAT THE FUCK! HE JUST RUBBED SHIT IN MY HAND! I’M GONNA KILL THIS RETARD!

“HEY FUCKFACE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST DID?” I shouted and demanded an answer from him. I can hear him laughing as I demanded an answer. He’s laughing after rubbing shit in my hand. GREAT!

“Mister I’m so sorry for this. I mean I just cou-” I cut him off by banging the wall. I need to calm now.

I can hear the bastard laughing. Fuck I’m gonna kill this bastard!

I take rolled out toilet papers and start wiping the hand where he just rubbed his shit. I threw the wiped of paper at his room. Fuck! He’s laughing again. I then wiped my ass, (I didn’t threw that though) wore my pants, stood up,and opened the toilets tank (you know where it stores water for flushing) and put my hand there to wash it.

Wait why am I washing this here? I can just go to the sink and wash it with toilet soap. Okay I touched something weird in the tank here. I touched it again and notice it’s a plastic and something is inside it. Is it a plastic bag? Yes it is. I grabbed the bag and put it out the tank.

FUCK IT’S A GUN WITH SILENCER ATTACTHED TO IT. ALSO FEW 3 CLIPS OF AMMO IS INSIDE TOO.

“Hey guy it’s a prank hahaha. I made this prank by using pff- Nutella not shit hahahaha. I’m so sorry for this and umm you know I’m a YouTuber.”

Yes I knew he was a YouTuber. I mean what the fuck will I do with this gun? And why is there a gun with silencer in the first place?

“Ugh hey say something.” What the fuck he’s ordering me to say something now.

“Thank you for informing that the shit was Nutella. Because of the information you provided I don’t have to use the sink. Happy with my answer?”

I bet I sounded totally coo- I mean fuck I need to hide the gun somewhere……*Brainwashing*…… Why don’t I hide it in my Schoolbag!

“Woah don’t act sarcastic and oh please come out so that I can record you haha.” I put the gun in the bag and damn I have to appear in a YouTube video.

*Opens the door and closes it*

“Hey I’m ChickaChicka and I’m a prankster YouTuber. I make prank videos for fun.” Okay this ChickaChicka guy is really weird. I wonder why Kyo, Nozomi and Yumiko watches his video. Wait why the fuck am I in a YouTube video? And why am I in his video?

“I’m Sunekawa Akito and I don’t make YouTube videos for living.” I purposely said that because this’ll tick off ChickaChicka.

“Dude it was not funny. And you know YouTubers might hate you for saying this.” This guy is acting all cool in front of the camera. Well he wants to punch my face in reality.

“Well I wasn’t trying to be funny. I was being serious.” I said like an asshole.

“Ugm um excuse me then.” After saying that he left the washroom.

*Opens the door*

“Hey man was that guy a YouTuber?” An ugly fat boy (highschooler to be precise) came out of the toiletasked me this.

“Yeah he is ChickChicka. You want to meet him? If so then head outside quickly.” I answered the fat boy.

“Who the fuck wants to meet that loser. I mean he makes retarded prank videos.”

“We have mutual interest in this guy. Anyways I’m Sunekawa Akito.”

“I’m SuperHawtGuy.” This guy thinks he’s hot? Well I better should act confused now.

“Super-hot guy? A YouTuber?” I asked acting confused (even though I’m not).

“Nope I’m Your Author. And I forgot to tell you that I possessed this fat ugly guy haha.” What? Is this guy retarded?

*Claps*

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“So Akito you got your memory back?” Look he’s asking this shit even though he knows I got them back.

“Yes Fucktard. Why the fuck are you back? I thought you won’t appear in this chapter. And hey why am I in a YouTube video?”

“Okay?....”

“Don’t act dumb. Anyways how’s my new ugly fat guy appearance?” Can we just talk about why we’re here? And didn’t you just say that you possessed him?

“Really ugly and creepy……. Are you happy now?”

“Well of course I am. Anyways I brought you here to tell you that you’ll fight the YouTuber. And you’ll take this gun to school tomorrow.”

“I understand why I’ll fight the YouTuber but why the fuck will I do with the gun in school? And why the fuck will I take the gun in school in the first place?”

“BECAUSE I’LL MAKE YOU RETARDED. I told you that in the last chapter that I’ll make you retarded. Well it’s for plot purpose though.”

“You mean at the bathroom before I kis- Wait a minute…… Why did you make me kiss my dad?”

“No reason.” *Claps*

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Huh what the fuck just happened. And why am I in the restroom? Why am I lying on a fat guy’s lap? And why the fuck is the fat guy spitting me?

“Sunekawa-san you woke up! Thank God!” Said the fat guy acting really cheered up.

“Huh? How do you know my name and what am I doing here?” I asked the fat guy.

“Oh, you suddenly fell on the ground while we were exchanging our names. You were unconscious too.” He said while massaging my head…..What why is he massaging my head?

“Okay before you tell your story stop massaging my head and let me get off of your lap. I mean I’m feeling really uncomfortable.” He stopped massaging and let me get off.

“Sorry about that.” He apologized.

“Don’t care and yeah I should get out of this restroom quick. And oh please give me my bag back.”

“Ugh okay?”He handed me my bag. And is looking a bit disappointed. (Who the fuck is he…. My friend or something?)

I then went out of the bathroom and am walking to get out of the mall.

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I’m now sitting on a bench outside the mall and am recalling what happened in the restroom while gazing at little kids playing with a pretty highschool girl (This girl’s such an eye candy!). I mean I know something happened there. And I know that I didn’t get butt fucked by a gangster gay rapist…… WHY THE FUCK DID I THINK OF THIS SHIT!!?

Anyways I better should start recalling.

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Yeah I’m in a YouTube video! And I was in a shit prank. I also remembered I pissed of the YouTuber. Haa I can’t stop smiling after remembering I insulted the YouTuber right on his face. And this hot babe though.

“Hey! You staring at my girl!” A tall blonde highschooler appeared out of nowhere and asked me that.

“No I wasn’t. I was staring at those kids…… I’m a pedophile you know.” Why the fuck did I just say that (Is that even an excuse)? Did someone possessed me or something?

“You mean you were staring at my sister. I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.” Shit this guy’s gonna kill me.

*Grabs*

FUCK HE GRABBED MY COLLAR.

“Wait I wasn’t staring at your sister! I was staring at your dick haaa- *BAM*”

“Hey look that delinquent is beating the creep!” Unimportant background character said that.

“You piece of shit! I’m gonna kill you.” *Bam* after punching me again he *Slam* slammed me on the ground. (MY FUCKING BACK HURTS)

“Hey look ChickaChicka is coming on their way. And look he has a camera with him.” another unimportant background character said that.

FUCK! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING? AND WHY IS THAT YOUTUBER COMING HERE? *Bam*

“Hey big guy stop!” ChickaChicka said that to the blonde guy.

“Look ChickaChicka’s there to rescue the creep. Ain’t he a cool guy!” Another unimportant background character said that. Cool guy my ass!

“Hey you’re ChickaChicka right!” The blonde guy said that and stood up from me. I can see that eye candy babe running to ChickChicka’s direction.

“Hey we should head to him too.” I can see background characters too.

“Well Yes I am and oh viewers you saw that I saved the creep from the toilet video right.” He answered the blonde and is speaking to his camera like a normal typical Youtuber.

“I can’t believe I’m beside ChickaChicka Kyaaa!” (Are YouTubers like celebrity or something…… Come on)

He called me a creep? I’m gonna fucking beat him in front of his camera. And oh if the blonde fan (the delinquent who was beating me) tries to save him (ChickaChicka) I’m gonna start running. Because I know I can’t beat him.

“Hey Takeo-kun look we’re in ChickaChicka’s Video. Kyaaa” The eye candy babe said that in front of the camera. “Yes honey we are.” The blonde guy is acting all lovely in front of the camera. “Hey mister could this be your girlfriend” ChickaChicka asked the blonde guy. And he answered “Yes”.

“CHIKACHIKA I LOVE YOU” (who the fuck just shouted?)

What the fuck? Is this a YouTuube Video…. Oh yes it is. I wonder how come they get viewers by making this shit vlogs. And wait I need to beat that ChickaChicka guy.

“ChickaChicka please let me be in your video! If you will I’m going to give you my virginity.” Look that geeky girl will turn slut for ChickaChicka. Fuck this guy.

“Hahaha yes I agree my daily Vlogs are cool” ChickaChicka is talking about his daily Vlogs with this two. And meanwhile I picked up my bag and got up. “Haha can I kiss my girlfriend in front of your video? I mean it’ll be cool in your Vlog.” Okay what the fuck is going on…. Wait I can punch him while he kisses his girlfriend.

“PLEASE LET ME KISS YOU CHICKACHICKA” Enough of this shit!

“Of course you can haha.” Okay the blonde guy started kissing his girlfriend. Yeah now I should punch him.

*RUNS*

*PUNCHES THE BLONDE GUY’S FACE*

HELL YEAH HE’S ON THE GROUND WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND……. Wait she fell too!

“Look the creep got jealous and punched that blonde guy. FUCK THAT CREEP” Somehow I’m being hated here

“Man that was such a mean way of taking a revenge.” Wait I have to punch you too.

“Hey I need to record it.”

*PUNCHES CHICKACHICKA IN HIS THROAT*

“KYAAA HE PUNCHED CHICKACHICKA”

“AAAAAAARGHHH” Wooh it feels so good to punch a popular YouTuber’s face…. Wait I punched his throat! I need to kick his face and

“HOW DARE HE PUNCHED MY FUTURE HUSBAND INFRONT OF ME”

“HUSBAND HUH! CHICKACHICKA IS GAY. HE’S INTERESTED IN MEN LIKE ME. Didn’t you watched his video where he was crying in front of the camera and revealed he’s a gay?”

“He said he’s bisexual! Meaning I have my chances.”

Okay I just witnessed a guy and a girl fighting over ChickaChicka. I need to kick his face and start running from his fans.

*Kicks ChickaChicka’s Face*

“ARRH YOU KICKED MY FACE”

“What…. He kicked his face!”

Wooh it feels good to kick this loser’s face. And what happened to the blonde delinquent and his girlfriend? Oh they’re unconscious (didn’t knew I was this strong. Anyways I got to run!

*Runs*

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Okay I got to take a bath now. I mean I’m too sweaty from all this running.

*Slides* *Opens the door* *And closes it*

*Sits on hot tub*

Fuck! Those punches he gave me still hurt. But I’m glad that this shit’s over. And I’m glad that I punched the YouTuber. I can’t wait to see Kyo,Yumiko and Nozomi’s reaction over this video.

Speaking of Nozomi where is she?.... Oh yeah she’s with her friends. I can’t believe that she’s prioritizing her friends before me.

Well friends influence changes you. Anyways I haven’t talked with Hideki for a long time. Maybe I should give him a call or something.

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I’m in my room now and am searching for my phone. Okay where did I put my phone?………There it is. I better should call Hideki now.

*beep*

*beep*

“Hello Hideki what’s up?”

“Oh Akito it’s been a long time since we talked on phone”

“Yup”

“Okay why aren’t you with us today. I mean why did you ditch Miura’s party?”

“Pal I wasn’t invited.”

“So sad *sniff*”

“Okay stop sniffing fakely.”

“Okay…… You know Miura confessed her love to me today.”

“Well I don’t care about it….. Wait did you rejected her?”

“Well I haven’t given my answer yet. And oh a guy hit on Nozomi.”

“What happened!!”

“Nothing. Anyways you know that Orimoto Nanae is my girlfriend. So why should I date Miura?”

“Okay I’m gonna cut your call off.”

*cuts call off*

Now I better should call Nozomi.

*Beep*

*Beep*

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*Beep*

“Sorry the number you’re calling is busy. Please try again later.”

Fuck. I should call her again.

*Beep*

*Beep*

“Hello Akito-kun?” waah she picked!

“Yeah…… where are you” I asked her.

“At my house.” She answered. She’s back already?

“Oh when did you arrive?” I sound like a Yandere boyfriend now right?

“Few minutes ago. I’m really tired now so will you please call later.”

“Don’t worry about calling. I’ll be in your house in like 2 hours.”

“Wahh it would’ve sound more romantic if you said you’ll come right away haha”

“Anyways get rest”

*Cuts of call*

It feels good to talk with someone like this. And wait I bet ChickaChicka will update his YouTube Video within 2 hours. It’ll be fun watching with her……. Anyways where’s mom and Kyo?

*Beeb*

Wait did someone sent me a mail?

Yes it’s from mom and it says.

[Akito we are having our dinner tonight at Tsugumi-san’s house so be ready and arrive here within 2 hours.]

Okay? So one way or the other I’m going to be in Nozomi’s place.

To be Continued