Inside a white room stood a man lying down in blue pyjamas. He was 1.71 meters tall, pale white skin, green eyes and black hair.

The man slowly opened his eyes and realized he did not know where he was.

“ Good morning Alexandru, said a tall man with short, black hair, did u sleep well? ”

“ I’m pretty sure I’m sleeping, cuz this sure looks like a dream to me. ”

“Your statement is neither false nor true, you are at the end of the tunnel people see when they die and this room is the light you humans think you see when you die. ”

“ So I’m not dead but I’m about to die, right? ”

“You are already dead but I’m here to talk to you about what comes next. ”

“Why do you look so sad, no sad is a light word for what I’m trying to find is... ”

“Sorrow”

“Yes that’s it, so why do you look like that? ”

“Tell me child, do you know what I am or who I am? ”

“A tall man with a strong build, wings, sandals, a spear and red armor, in other words an angel.

“Alexander, I am Alexander and this sorrow is the result of your life until now. ”

“Pitiful life, huh? I know I don’t have a good life because I don’t even try to live but what has this to do with your sorrow? ”

“I was your guardian angel all this time but you never paid any attention to anything else than your games and ignored my advice and so your body broke down and then... ”

“BULLSHIT, I spend most my time playing games and watching anime, but i still eat three meals everyday and I always sleep from 11 PM to 7 AM, so how did my body break down, my mother cooks my food so I know it’s good for me, said the man while trying to get up and punch the angel watching him with a sorrowful look on his face. ”

“You always said you wanted to die since you don’t want to go through life like the adult you are, why are you mad about, this is what YOU wanted. ”

“But not like this, actually I accept that I died, so now what you came to guide me to Hell because I think I am not going to Heaven. ”

“You are going to another world. ”

“Here is the part where I am supposed to start jumping of joy, but I want to know why, I don’t believe in God and Christianity is opposed to reincarnation saying that souls go to Heaven or Hell so why are you telling me about reincarnation? ”

“Not many people have pure souls so their passage in Heaven is denied, and instead of destroying your soul, I am sending you away with a few gifts from me in hope that you are not going to waste your life like you did in this world. ”

Well enough third-person for now, I was able to move my body so I got up.

“Good, now that you can move I am going to give you this paper. ”

A A4 blank paper appeared in his arm and he gave it to me. The moment I touched it the paper was torn into 4 pieces and they flew back in Alexander’s hand.

“What the hell happened?”

“Watch your language!” said the angel while giving me a bitch slap.

“I admit I deserved that.”

“These 4 pieces of paper will represent the powers you will get when you transcend to the other world. This is the first one.” He handed me a piece of paper.

I took the paper and what was writing on it was “meh”. Well Heaven hates me.

“So what kind of bullshit is this?”

He took the paper from my hand and told me : “Magically Engineered Human, a subspecies of humans who have 3 important characteristics 1.Their eyes can scan anybody and anything to obtain information about them, 2.They have superior regeneration ability so powerful that the only way of killing them in a fight is destroying their brain. 3.Inside their body there is a substance called Exidium that augments the body making it stronger, faster and tougher and more durable than that of a human in it’s peak condition and the substance keeps your body in constant state of physical evolution so you can get stronger. ”

“HALLELUJAH MA BROTHA” And I got bitch slapped again.

“Next please take a look at this piece of paper.”

“Dark, thanks a lot, what can I understand from the word “dark” ?”

“Dark magic has the power to give u access to an infinite space called “The Null” where you can store some objects, for example you can’t store an apartment building in it. And you can feel what is inside it when you want to take something out. There are other applications for dark magic but you will have to find them.”

“Why is this piece of paper black?”

“Because dark magic is the only magic you will be able to use. Keep in mind, dark magic is not black magic!”

“Give me the third card, huh “pain and wounds”, what is this?”

“Instead of healing wounds you transfer them to you and hope your body can heal them.”

“Exidium BABY!”

“It is fortunate that you have that power since it also removes curses! ”

“U WOT M8?”

“Here is the next piece of paper, this has something you lacked.”

“Polymath”

“The ability to learn and pick up skills at an amazing rate, and it also grants you “total recall”, the power to remember everything you see, hear, smell, touch, as well as the exact place, and if you have a good perception of time you can also grasp the time that happened. ”

“Well then I wish you luck, and I hope the next time we meet I will be able to congratulate you.”

“We shall see.”

And with that the room's color starts to turn black my conscience fades away.