《Isekai Harem Trope(WIP)》Chapter 13: Decisions(Audrey)
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I munched on the massive meat slice dreading the abysmally bitter concoction that Brianna made us drink because 'We needed to recover from the long-term side effects of consuming monster seed'. It was horrible but nowhere near as rancid as the satyr cum ma had us swallow directly from the source locked inside a box with a ring gag and a hole to stuff the cock in. Ma was a great lady who taught me all the things and made me big and strong, but getting stuck in a box while having my mouth and throat abused and living on nothing but the horseshit seed every day, that shit still haunted my nightmares.
I looked down at the bubbling green concoction wishing it were human seed. It took a long time after we got out that we even attempted to drink purified human seed but we were instantly hooked, apparently not only did it taste like the sweetest thing ever it was also very good for you. The only problem, that shit was more expensive than my sword collection and I had a huge sword collection. I did not why, I was no boring alchemist, I thought they just bottled the shit and sold it to us but Brianna said there was more to it than that.
That thought brought me back, we had someone who wanted us and was not some seedy thug Brianna said we should settle for, we were famed warriors dammit we deserved better than being some bastard's second-rate bitches. And I was right, just like ma said a super hot caring dude said we could be a part of his harem.
"What are you smirking at?" asked Brianna trying to keep down the baleful mixture.
"I was right. Ma was right." I answered with smug satisfaction roiling off me.
"We just got lucky. And don't count your eggs before they hatch, we are not part of his harem yet." retorted the smart ass.
"As if. We have this in the bag. He even swung a sword with us, that is a keeper right there." I argued back though it was weak. Among us two I knew I was a little slow but I knew in my guts that it would work.
"What about the last tie you said that or the one before that?" asked Brianna.
"Those don't count." I huffed back. Everyone misses a couple of times but this guy was genuine, he had to be. My shoulders slumped thinking maybe Brianna was right, she always got shit that went way above my head.
"Is this time also a bust?" I asked, trying to put on a brave face. It sucked every time, but being depressed about it would not help.
"I don't know..." she answered. Brianna was much better than me at dealing with emotional crap, she was the reason I even rebelled against ma and no longer had to deal with satyr dick down my throat or up my ass. The thought of it made me wince.
"You know what? Let's wear that fancy shit the mayor bought us, maybe that can help." I said thinking of the time I got a compliment from one of the guard wives when I wore that restrictive thing. That chick looked so happy with the bald fat store owner and she told me dressing well helped keep eyes on her.
"That's not a bad idea," replied Brianna. she went into our room and after a bit brought about the two pieces of clothing and I groaned realizing all the 'steps' that went into dressing up.
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It took a stupidly long time to get ready and it was tedious as fuck. There was a magical makeup set that went with the dress and even then it took an hour before Brianna thought we were presentable. I knew she hated this too but we needed to make sacrifices to make sure we succeeded this time.
I was right on the money too. when we finally met up and gave compliments, I was complimented by a man that I looked good and they were not forced to say it. My heart beat a thousand miles a minute, I forgot just how hot this boy was just having him look at me made me weak in the knees.
Brianna was faster to act and grabbed his right. Not to be shown up I immediately grabbed his left. Being near him was like being drunk and a stupid grin was plastered onto my face. I don't know why or how but he got what we were about. Nobody other than my sister and my ma seemed to take me seriously but this scrumptious treat of a man did.
When I said anything he took me at my word and tried to talk to me, me 'the mindless killing machine'. I was not religious, I thought gods were hogwash but right now it felt like my prayers were answered. He made me feel like I could take on Lilith herself and come out on the other side alright.
Also, I did not know people could fucking feel this way but I felt a very weird feeling of being better than everyone else. Most people were looking at me like they wanted to murder me and looked at our boy with some heavy longing. I was a gladiator for a long time you get very good at discerning hostile intent when you are one. The looks we got were a couple of steps above just hostile and I realized they were fucking jealous of me. Upstanding women who thought they were all better than me were jealous of Audrey HeavyBlade. I did not know it could feel so satisfying no wonder all rich fucks liked to show off so much.
Another thing I noticed was that the boy was tense like a man trapped with beastkin succubae tense. As we went along though he started to come down, his shoulders slumped in relaxation like a warrior confident in his victory and we were giving him this comfort. He thought of us as a team, like he felt protected. I was used to men fearing me even those Brianna wanted us to join, for the first time a man felt protected and calm because of me and not despite me. That made me wanna cry, we needed to seal the deal. Yesterday and today I felt like nothing I had ever felt before and damn I did not want this to end.
A nudge from Brianna brought me out of my daydream, she was giving a knowing grin before her face hardened and quietly gestured to an alley. I looked over and my face immediately hardened, our boy was busy taking in the sights to notice the shift in our demeanor and we were trained warriors so hiding out intent came very naturally to us.
What had gotten our attention was a group of goons who looked at our boy with the type of expression that made me very angry. I was allowed to do it but nobody else was allowed, I did not care what the law was. My anger kept building the more we traveled and they kept tailing us without any reprieve. It got to the point even he noticed and only added fuel to the fire. I gave the lame excuse of being hangry because I skipped breakfast and he believed me. He took us to a stall to have some meat sticks and that naïve belief in me staved the anger but not for long because the bitches were still tailing us.
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When we finally reached the evaluation center, the farewell was not heartfelt, he was plenty good and that was the only thing keeping my savagery at bay but even that was waning. He left us and promised us that we would meet up later but my focus was elsewhere. Specifically, the group of thugs that kept me on edge for the whole morning. This was supposed to be something romantic and that was fucking ruined.
The moment our boy left my sight I turned to see the thugs beginning to leave. A vicious smirk grew on my face as I put my right foot forward and leaped. The strength of the leap caused the stone beneath my foot to crack as I launched forward like a cannonball across an easy 50 feet distance. Her target was good enough to notice but not good enough to get out of the way in time. Oh, she tried but I simply extended my arm and grabbed her neck whilst still in motion. She got lifted off the ground and smashed into the wall behind her with so much force that the wall behind her smashed into pieces turning into rubble with a deafening 'boom!'. That sound, however, brought my anger back under control and my face paled at what I had just done.
"The mayor is gonna chew you for this one," said Brianna, catching up to me with practiced ease.
"You would have done the same..." I retorted though my voice was weak. I did not regret what I had done quite the contrary there was the sense of catharsis when you smash a woman into a wall after she ruins your day. No, the reason for this is the mayor was very specific about not harming any thug who wanted to get frisky with a man unless the man was severely harmed in the process. She said most thugs are just very sexually frustrated and allowing some sexual gratification was allowed as long as the man was compensated for his time. She said quite a few thugs were under her employ and they were doing good keeping the true thugs from eating the city from inside out. She said since we did not know which was which we should always act as though all of them were hers. My temper often got the better of me and somehow every time I went off on a thug it turned out to be one of hers on some super-secret undercover mission. It did not help that many of them died because they could not handle my strength. I was four for four with hitting undercover people and with my luck, this one would be too. That meant docked pay, overtime, and pain in the ass monster-hunting requests with no rewards. The only saving grace was this bitch was strong enough to not outright die from my initial assault though she was out cold.
"Come on, let's take her to the station and see what her deal is. Hopefully, she was in the lower rung of her order and the repercussions will be small this time," said Brianna sighing, even though she thought this would be another wrong capture but she did not berate me because I knew she was preparing to do the same I was just faster. I flung her over my shoulder gruffly and realized why the harem members got so angry when someone uses their man, I always thought the sky-high payout was worth it but the way it made me feel gave me a new perspective on their attitude.
The next couple of hours were very nerve-wracking. It turns out the chick was an even bigger deal than we first thought, she had proof that she was a direct hire of some noble even the mayor had to answer to, and the threats made me worry this time. I was not afraid of dying or losing my job or anything else but I just got something that made me happier than I had ever felt before and to lose it when I was this close to my goal kind of took to the wind out of me and Brianna would follow, the loyal bitch of a sister that she was. The fake sympathies from my fellow guards only made me sadder. Those bitches were always doing something stupid and I knew they were after my ass because we stopped their 'fun' with male prisoners among other things. The response was quick and by sundown, I got informed by one of the guards that I was being called by a group of very important-looking people. I loathed to give the bitches the satisfaction of seeing me weak but I was no coward and I would face this head-on and not run away from this problem.
Little did I know just how wrong and how right I was.
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Audrey Stats
Name: Audrey Class: Fearsome Lv5, Warrior Lv5, Berserker Lv5
Stats
Vitality:22(+43)
Strength:40(+114)
Dexterity:28(+52)
intelligence:10(-6)
Charisma:9(-5)
Wisdom:8(-5)
Luck:10(+1)
Skill
Civil
Mean eye(cause increase in anxiety and reduces heat of target)(Scales with Str)
Scary presence(cause increase in anxiety and reduces heat of all beings in 60 feet)(Scales with Str)
Terrifying heat(Increases the effect of any sexual buff but increases anxiety of partner)(Scales with Str)
Flex(Causes increase or decrease of anxiety based on mentality of target)(Scales with Str)
Maintain weapon(grants 'sharpened' buff on target weapon)(Scales with Dex and Int)
Battle lust(increases physical stats but decreases mental stats for 24 hours)(Scales with Str)
Need for combat(Double the effects of 'Battle lust' but massive increase in anxiety if you do not engage in combat in 12 hours)
Combat
Gruesome Strike(next melee strike does increased physical damage and can cause the 'fear' effect)(power, chance and time scales with Str)(5% mana and 5% stamina)
Terrify(High chance of causing the 'fear' effect and low chance of causing the 'demoralize' effect with an area)(chance, time and area scales with Str)(10% mana and 15% Stamina)
Fearmonger(massive increase in physcial melee weapon damage and armor against 'fear' effected targets)(Scales with Str)(2% mana and 2% stamina per minute)
Arm(grants increase in physical melee weapon damage)(power and time scales with Str)(2% mana and 2% stamina per minute)
Power Strike(next attack does greatly increased physical damage)(Scales with Dex or Str whichever is higher)(5% mana and 5% stamina)
Rage(melee physical damage and armor greatly increased, cannot cast spells or use non-weapon items)(Scales with Str)(2% mana and 2% stamina per minute)
Wrath(Doubles the effect of rage, become immune to mental effects)(8% mana and 8% stamina per minute)
Passives
Twin Bond(+10% all stats)(Doubles the effects of all innate effects)
Horrifying might(+15% physical stats)(increases anxiety gain for others outside of combat and chance of causing 'fear' effect every minute in combat against foes)(chance and time Scales with Str)
Dumb and ugly but stupidly strong(+60% physical Stats -20% mental stats -20% Cha)(increases in physical melee damage and armor by 20% but 10% increase chance of getting effected by mental effects)
Ruthless(+25% str)(kills cause the people around to be effected by the 'fear' effect)(chance and time Scales with Str)
Weapon proficiency(+10% str and dex)(weapons used have 20% increased effectiveness)
Armor proficiency(+10% str and vit)(armors worn have 20% increased effectiveness)
Sex before battle(+10% str and vit)(while under the effects of 'sexually stated' effects of rage is doubled and cost is halved)
Bane(+30% str)(every stike has a chance of applying the 'vulnerable' debuff is 'sexually stated')(Scales with Str)
Traits
Civil
Stupid(Negative: mental stats -15%)(Positive: anxiety rise reduced)
Adaptive(Negative: makes it harder to realize faults)(Positive: anxiety, hunger and heat rise reduced)
Combat
Scary(Negative: cha stats -15%)(Positive: +15% physical stats)
Physical Specimen(Positive: melee physical damage and armor increased)(Negative: magical power reduced)
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