《Hero for hire》Chapter 0-6
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JoC 0-6
I overestimated my ability to fly, which resulted in a series of weird accidents, like getting the attention of the matte demons, by crashing into their 'smelling' distance, losing my precious tail after one of them swiped their claws at it, and me trying to fly away, and succeeding due to the fear of being torn apart by those fuckers. Also I managed to follow them as they were carrying my severed tail to their lair, and I must say, it's... one big ass crater. I surveyed the area, but I don't think that there are any underground tunnels, it looks like there are getting in by climbing down the steep walls, and then climb up when they go on a hunt. Though from all the demons there, or aliens, only a few types don't participate in the hunts. They are one big ass alien, that looks more like an ant queen than alien broodmother, some way bigger warriors, I think, that constantly stay near the big one, whom I might actually dub queen and her guards.
As to what they do. They carry here a lot of meat and corpses of demons, sometimes even living demons, but most of the time the queen with her guards eat the meat, also it seems that I have to kill them as fast as I can, considering that the queen ate my tail at neckbreaking speed. Now I think would be the best time to actually use my nuke to get rid of the enemies here, they are in crater, there are a lot of them, it's impossible to use minigun on the crater walls, as the demons can easily climb these walls, not to mention that there are way more than a few thousands, from the looks of it, it's close to a few tens of thousands, doubt that there are hundred, but maybe their numbers are close to sixty? I'll learn how to land later, once I get rid of the dragon-eating demons. My poor tail. It takes a while to regenerate it. I might be able to repurpose the spare core as a nuke to wipe them all out, but it's best to switch cores, I guess? Mine is already halfway to depletion.
You know the funniest thing about power cores? Besides that some of them are plutonium based? They are banned across the world, sort of, and are really, and I mean really expensive. Well, not to the point of truly expensive items, like the actual power armor, but more about a few hundred grands. Them being a black market goods don't make it easier, even if their actual cost is only about fifty or so thousands. As to reason why they are banned, it's actually simple. Not enviro-friendly, really problematic recharge process, which deemed them nonchargeable, they're unstable, sort of, and can result in a big ass explosion, and, of course, can be repurposed as the 'dirty' nuclear bomb. Mine isn't that hard to modify into the bomb, reason being my tendency to take as many as I can if I lose. One time I was cornered, so I 'bluffed' my way out. Of course they were alliance guys, as chinese tend to be suicidal in these matters. It was more of an accident, I was ready to detonate my power core, as a last ditch attempt to take everyone with me, but one of their tech guys noticed that my core was of those black market cores. Of course the guys freaked out, but then even more so when the command came in, which was central's job. I kinda owed him for that one, so I was introduced to the world of anime as a payback. Not like I wasn't interested in it, but being forced to cosplay as certain characters did some changes to my love of theatrical.
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I laugh as I switch cores in my armor and start repurposing the used core. It doesn't take long to finish the bomb and in less than ten minutes I take off into the skies. I'm not proficient enough to make a clean bomb, but if I'll be quick, I might actually survive the radiation. I hover at the relative center of the crater, just over the queen and her guards, and drop the bomb, while I stay in mid air, watching. Now I think it's a bad idea, considering that it might-
Ugh... my head. Hp is on 3K out of 9, and I feel nauseous.
You've been Irradiated.
Your attributes suffer 50% penalty, your regeneration is lowered by 80%, and your maximum health is lowered by 66.6%.
You survived being an idiot, so Darwin award won't be given out, though as the participation prise you get one token. Try not to do that in the immediate future, else we will have to award you with the main prise.
Already? Fuck, that hurts. Change into human form, wear armor, and go into the irradiated area, to steal stuff... or not... I doubt I can survive in the epicenter. Shop for hazmat suit... found a few. Now let's see. One has high resistance, but heavy, other is lighter, but doesn't offer as much protection, and others are more of light variety. Cost... fifty thousand? Heavy costs fifty? Well, I do have quite a lot stashed, but... whatever, I'll get more loot. Now to equip it. Oh, wait, need rad away and a few rad-x pills. I guess I'll drink some alcohol for now and swallow rad-x pills. Not that they are that effective, but even if they provide 1% to the radiation resistance, I will take it... wait, resistance. Level up... resistance and spirit, and... I have how much left? Well, there were quite a lot of them, but why do I have less UP than before?
Soul Siphon
Whenever you are in the vicinity of a creature that ceased to exist, you acquire a portion of it's power. If you were the case for it's demise you get even more power from it.
You gain 0.1% of the total amount of parameters the creature had upon it's demise if you were within one kilometer from it.
Upon killing the creature by yourself, regardless of the process, and while being in the 100 meter radius from it you will gain 1% of the total parameters the creature had.
If you were the one to kill the creature, but you were further than 100 meters from it, you will gain only a portion of it's parameters, with the lowest amount being 0.1%.
You also gain 0.1% of the damage dealt to creature in lifeforce.
So... I got 0.1% out of them? How high are their stats then, if I get 0.1% from their deaths and I still am at about five thousand points? Are they secretly some sort of demon elite? And still no experience? That's crazy. I doubt it would be worth it if I didn't get anything from those demons.
With a sigh, I equip my new hazmat armor, and move into the crater. First I place the rope and my hammer, considering that I might never even use it, at the top of the crater, and start my descend. The task itself is trivial, but due to the bulkiness of this armor, the task itself becomes a pain in the rear.
Once I get down, I start converting everything there is. Red mass, corpses, occasional stone or gem, ores, maybe, some power armor... some power armor? Seriously? Oh right, it's the alliance guys we're talking about, of course they would go and explore the unknown, only to be slaughtered later in the name of exploration, science and money. I think I might have killed a few of demon 'prisoners' as well, which might or might not include humans. Oh well, sorry guys, you were good as dead anyway.
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After I finished converting everything in the crater, which might have taken me a few hours of going from one corpse to the next, I finally amassed... a fortune.
Alias:
Jack
Race:
Homunculus
Variant: Prime
Class:
None
Titles:
Inquisitor
UP: 0
SC: 7623487
ST: 2
Level:
0/10
Experience:
0%
HP:
3000/9000*
MP:
6000/6000
Traits
Stubborn, Durable, Supreme Regeneration, Esper
Abilities
Inventory, Grimoire, Discerning Eye, Siphon, Elemental Possession, Transform
Bloodlines
Primary: High Human; Secondary: Drake; Tertiary: None;
Superior Strength
100*
Superior Constitution
100*
Superior Vitality
100*
Superior Agility
100*
Superior Dexterity
100*
Superior Perception
100*
Superior Focus
100*
Superior Willpower
100*
Superior Attunement
100*
Charisma
100
Psyche
100
Luck
100
Spirit
100
Resilience
100
Fire
Water
Earth
Air
Light
Darkness
Life
Death
40
30
30
30
30
40
30
30
Summoning
Time
Void
Space
Soul
59
30
30
30
30
CQC I, Marksmanship II, Defensive Measures I, First Aid I, Survival II, Cooking I, Stealth III, Matter Manipulation I, Matter Creation I
Of course I spent all the points on the attributes and affinities, of course I then used them up on affinities, because I might have actually needed them to use magic. Of course I didn't bought anything else as I didn't have enough credits. Now though... now... I will get myself something to remove radiation from my body. But first.
“System, purchase all items from wishlist.”... right. Need to do it manually. Sigh.
Dragon Secondary Bloodline
Drake Bloodline
800'000 SC
Blood of the dragons flows through your veins. Now you feel the urge to kidnap princesses, amass hoard and laze all day in a damp cave, that you call home. Or not, you're still just a half-blood, if not worse.
10 UP on level up, +1 to all attributes on level up.
One time bonus of +5 to all stats, +5 to all affinities.
You have maxed out some of your attributes and/or affinities. You get UP equivalent in exchange.
Attributes are now strengthened by 100%
Unbreakable
20'000 SC
You are a tough nut to crack, and your health is rather high. It doesn't mean that you can't be killed, only that it'll take a lot of time
Health is increased by 150%
Evil Eyes
Perception >100 Spirit > 30, Psyche > 50, Charisma > 20, Discerning Eye
250'000 SC
Allows using a set range of powers that requires for the user to see the target. You must see your target in order to use the powers.
Allows using following powers: Night Vision, Detect Life, Discerning Eye, Life Drain, Mana Drain, Cursed Flames, Hex: Paralysis, Hex: Charm Creature, Hex: Psychosis, Hex: Weakening, Lesser Kinesis Strengthening (Esper Extension)
Replaces Discerning Eye.
Beholder Eyes
Evil Eyes
300'000 SC
Allows to read the memories, and use a mind control on a creature. Requires eye contact. Fatal to the target.
Extension of Evil Eyes
Survivor
100'000 SC
Allows body to function even if health and mana are below 0. If the health falls below -15% of the total health, the user will die, if the mana drops below -15% the user will start losing health. While under 0 health, regenerate health at 10% of the initial regeneration rate, mana will regenerate at 5% of the initial regeneration rate.
Auto-Map
500 SC
Allows for mapping the surface for all your basic needs. Also includes an ability to set up beacons for easier navigation.
Sonar
Auto-Map
20'000 SC
Spice up your mapping abilities by adding sonar to it. Allows you to survey larger areas and in more detail.
Lifeform Scanner
Auto-Map
50'000 SC
No longer be surprised in the wild, with this little extension your map will show any and all lifeforms around you.
Mana Abnormalities Scanner
Lifeform Scanner
10'000 SC
Still finding getting nasty surprises from local constructs? No more, with this extension you will be able to spot even magic rocks. Say no to surprises on Halloween!
Map Scanner
Auto-Map
5'000 SC
Bored of surveying local area all by yourself? Do you have an old map somewhere? Or digital one? With this brand new Map Scanner you can just copy someone's map into your database!
You can also store books in System.
Long Range Teleportation
Space affinity
Auto-Map
1'500 SC
Tired of travelling by the mundane means? Then don't! Teleport to any place you want, as long as you have enough mana for it.
Navigational Beacon
Long range teleportation
100'000 SC
Whenever you long for home, teleport to it, regardless of distance! You can set up to eleven beacons to teleport anywhere, as long as you have the navigational beacon at that particular point.
Please note that in case of your untimely demise the beacons will be erased as per rules set in 'SYSTEM CODEX' paragraph 9, chapter 82 as of 0.0.0.1.#99/C.
Perfect Physique
Parameters >100
Charisma >30
550'000 SC
Whether by being too lazy, or having issues about your body, you decided to have the perfect body and keeping it forever. Or you are a sickly child who hates his uselessness. Regardless of the case, with Perfect Physique you will always be in the perfect shape, and will be highly resistant to any and all diseases, however you may still suffer from injuries, poisons or toxins, unless, of course, you are immune to them and not to diseases. As a side effect of being in perfect shape all the time, your mana channels are also improved.
+150% to Health capacity and regeneration, +50% to mana capacity and regeneration.
Minion Master
FREE*
You are a minion master.
*you still need to buy extensions, if you want it to be of use.
Minion Possession
Summoning Affinity>1
100 SC
Allows to directly control creatures one summoned, can not control creatures summoned via rituals.
Minion Management
Summoning Affinity >15
1'500 SC
Allows to see the status and location of creatures of the summoner. Also works on creatures summoned by the means of rituals, including spirits and demons.
Tamer
Summoning Affinity >10
Soul Affinity >10
5'000 SC
Allows to make contracts with creatures, or tame, that will force them to comply with the orders issued by the tamer. Only creatures possessing souls can be contracted, and creatures with strong soul can be harder to tame, in which case it's necessary to weaken them first. There is no limit on the tamed creatures count, but they still possess free will and might rebel, losing 50% of their parameters and levels, leaving a permanent scar on their soul.
Creatures with grown soul core are more difficult to tame, and don't lose parameters on rebelling, but they still may loose up to 10 levels worth of experience.
Primordial Phoenix Tertiary Bloodline
2 ST
The Phoenix that is made of mana flames. Able to use any sort of magic and the flames can be infused with any sort of energy. Have no distinctive mindset, except for being more independent comparing to other phoenixes.
Maxes out Fire affinity to the current max value, forces to take the fire affinity as the enhanced affinity.
Traits: Primordial Entity, Lesser Immortality, Fire Consumption, Poison Immunity.
Abilities: Flames of Mana.
Legendary Regeneration
350'000 SC
Supreme Regeneration, Lesser Immortality
So, you actually bought it, what a surprise, either you are a battle maniac or you never spent points in vitality, so you decided to spent those money on something that will heal you even if you lose your head. Please note that it takes a long while to regenerate your body from scratch, but now it is possible for you to get back to pristine condition if you die. You will however feel the pain while dying, so brace yourself for it, you maniac.
Of course the regeneration rate will increase, if you couldn't understand it from the first sentence, you musclehead.
...
...
Omnikinesis
500'000 SC
Esper, All other kinesis skills unlocked.
This is the collection of kinesis abilities, ranging from the simple pyro, cryo and tele, to some rare like umbra, photo or psycho kinesis. Be warned that just being able to use any type of kinesis doesn't mean it's safe. You now also can use multiple kinesis types simultaneously.
I... wanted to become a phoenix too, you know? They're immortal, and I really doubt I can survive the hell, and... screw it, phoenixes are cool. I mean, dragons breathe fire, and it's cool, but phoenixes are fire, so you can figure it out yourself. As for everything else, I need regeneration, and I need a lot of it, also, considering that I am constantly lost in this demon realm, having a way to navigate in here is a must, even if this ability has the scent of nanotech with all it's dlc and expansion packs, evil eyes are the first ability that will use my mana to do something, beholder... while it isn't that great in the demon realm, I might be able to find some sentient creature, and get the information out of it, physique is of simple reason, I don't want to get fat, and omnikinesis is... well, it cost me five millions to unlock everything the esper branch had to offer, and as for minions, I intend to be a summoner, they don't need much in terms of mana, and considering that my magic sucks, I'd better try to use rituals to summon my minions. Anyway, that's how I wasted my seven million credits, and tokens.
Alias:
Jack
Race:
Homunculus
Variant: Prime
Class:
None
Titles:
Inquisitor
UP: 45
SC: 96887
ST: 0
Level:
0/10
Experience:
0%
HP:
6000/18000*
MP:
10500/10500
Traits
Stubborn, Unbreakable, Legendary Regeneration, Esper*, Survivor, Perfect Physique, Primordial Entity.
Abilities
Inventory, Grimoire*, Evil Eyes*, Soul Siphon, Elemental Possession, Transform*, Auto-Map, Minion Master*.
Bloodlines
Primary: High Human; Secondary: Dragon; Tertiary: Primordial Phoenix;
Superior Strength
100*
Superior Constitution
100*
Superior Vitality
100*
Superior Agility
100*
Superior Dexterity
100*
Superior Perception
100*
Superior Focus
100*
Superior Willpower
100*
Superior Attunement
100*
Charisma
100
Psyche
100
Luck
100
Spirit
100
Resilience
100
Fire
Water
Earth
Air
Light
Darkness
Life
Death
100
35
35
35
35
45
35
35
Summoning
Time
Void
Space
Soul
59
30
30
30
30
CQC I, Marksmanship II, Defensive Measures I, First Aid I, Survival II, Cooking I, Stealth III, Matter Manipulation I, Matter Creation I
I like that now I have quite a bit of traits and abilities, as well as now I can use magic, but I still need to get my irradiation debuff fixed. Oh boy... I hope the remaining credits will work. Also I still didn't leave the crater, so I might get some more credits for my rope, hammer and hazmat suit, but I should probably travel a few kilometers away from it, just to be safe from the radiation, I don't want to die from radiation posioning... wait, I have poison immunity, so shouldn't I get the radiation out already, or it doesn't work like that? Nah, I guess that would be too easy. Anyway, here we go, as far away as possible, I think the radius should be about fifty or so kilometers, then the radiation levels should be more or less normal, I hope. I really hope it's not bigger, considering that I'm starting to lose health.
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I'm in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club?
Are you so into anime, you wish you could literally enter their worlds? I am too! So here I am, and here are you. What are you waiting for? Those seemingly homosexual swimming boys are dying to meet you!!
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