《OP player in another world!》Unreasonable grandma part 1 (rewrite)
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A few people come into the room with 2 elderly couple in the front.
*swoosh*
The elderly woman was gone all of sudden.
Then without me noticing l was already in the elderly woman embrace.
She looked at me with affection all over her face.
"Oh my granddaughter was born, she look so beautiful just like me in my younger days" she said.
Then another voice come out.
"Shen ming you useless son didn't you promise me to have a son this time around huh!"said the elderly man.
*paak*
A shoes was stuck in his face.
"Shut up so what if my son third child also a woman huh!"said my grandma while holding the other shoes.
"Fuck so fierce she throw the shoes just because she didn't like what she heard, l must become a grandma boy when l grow up"l said inside my head.
The other people in the room have a wry smile in their face when looking at the elderly couple.
"But he already prom-"before grandpa can done talking
*peng*
A sound that like something hitting a metal sounded.
"Fuck you, you dare to use qi when l'm beating you"said grandma with a giant mace in her hand.
"Fuck so fierce and where the heck did she get that mace from?"l said in my head while being confused.
"Yin...ying...ying'er l have a face that l must kee-"before even done talking he was already cut out by grandma.
"What face huh!, do you want me to hit your face with my celestial mace huh!, tell me!"roaring toward grandpa.
"Is my grandma really woman or my grandpa just a masochist?"while thinking like that l become more confused.
The other people smile become more wry.
When my grandma trying to throw her mace my father stop them.
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"Mom...mom stop don't fight okay and father actually my child was a boy not a girl"he said while holding grandma mace.
""Really?""said the couple together.
"Of course why would l lie to the two of you, even l don't believe it at first too"he said after putting the mace on the floor.
"But she was so pretty how could she be a man"said grandma in disbelief.
"you can check his genital then"he said while opening the blanket that embrace me.
There my little junior lay peacefully.
"See he was really a-"he said with a proud look in his face
*paak*
His face was slapped by grandma.
His face have look that say 'why'.
"Don't look proud, it annoy me" while glaring at my father
All the people in the room become speechless.
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