《Sand MMORPG》11. Sandly done.
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In a small room that looked like it hasn't been cleaned in years a police officer sits while he has his Headgear on playing the hit MMORPG Sand! He was a very strong player in this game, but he was also arresting players for cyber bullying.
His sand was currently in the bottom of the ocean, and he was a wet sand. He was quite large, an advanced player.
"Why is there so many people cyber bullying me?! If it goes too far.. I swear.." The policeman said angrily out loud by accident
A voice suddenly came from the cop's basement, it shouted "Somebody help me!!" The cop was currently in VRMMO so of course he didn't hear the scream. This scream was just one of many.
When the policeman didn't have cause to arrest he just kicked them in his basement and locked the door.
'I must focus.. I'm currently looking for this serial j walking drug dealing godfather. He should be a lower level and in the India area. That's quite a ways away from me. ' The cop was currently trying to befriend a player who he's been stalking outside in real life. The player also happened to be a kid. Yeah.
This was the cop who was after Rin. It's a good thing that his sand was currently so far away from Rin's! But he knew he could get to him. He was a famous player! He was.. XxQvickScvpesXx!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
There was now knocking on the basement door, you could also hear multiple things falling in shelves and tables paired along with the screaming of
"PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP THIS COP LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! PLEASE"
The neighbors heard this, got annoyed and told him to shut up. He of course got louder, so the neighbors called 911 and the Cop was forced out of his game due to an emergency call.
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"Hey, yeah the guy in your basement is being really loud, can you like kill him or shut him up? Thanks bye" The neighbor said then hang up angrily.
"Fine.." The cop said rolling his eyes
He then went to the basement door, opened it and was met with more screaming
"PLEASE LET ME OUT"
*BANG*
the policeman shot the man and the neighbor soon called a while later thanking him for shooting him. The cop was appreciative and later sent his neighbor a jar from his sand collection. He remembered when he was a kid and wished to be a sand expert, those dreams were impossible however.
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