《Irresponsible Former God of War Renox》Travel to A.M.I
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This is my new story and the information about the MC and A.M.I will be revealed as story progresses and during interactions between the characters
'Chirp' 'Chirp'
I wake up in the morning, because the fucking birds won't shut up outside. Lifting my upper body up, I look around and think:
'Strange bed, strange room, strange naked woman next to me. Looks like last night was fun.'
I look for my phone on the night stand and pick it up. Looking at it with half-open eyes, I open it. The blinding light of my phone screen hits me and it takes a minute to finally normally see the screen.
"08.31. Shit I have a plane at twelve o'clock and I haven't even began packing."(Renox)
Getting of the bed I pick up my scattered clothes and put them on. I check my jeans pocket and everything is there. I connect my headphones and put on my Spotify playlist. Leaving the room, I wander around, until I find the exit and put on my DC's. Leaving the place I look around where the fuck I am and once I have figured out where here is, I start running to my place at 200km/h.
Once I'm at my rental apartment. I unlock the door and enter the place. Closing the door pehind me I start packing my shit: clothes, shoes, laptop, psp and Eevee plushie. Once packed I check my fridge to see that most of the stuff has gone bad. Taking out the milk, that I bought yesterday, I place it on the table. I take my cereal from the closet and pick up the milk. I start pouring them in my mouth at the same time and stop, when it is almost full. Chewing the food, I swallow it and repeat it ten times. Putting the stuff back I look at the clock and it's 9.35. I leave the room and call Uber. Walking to landladys place, I return my key and she says:
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"I'm gonna miss you Nox. Especially our nights together."(Sally)
"Me too Sally. Maybe we will meet again."(Renox)
I give her a kiss and leave the place. Sally is a 45 years old milf, whos husband left her 10 years ago. She has brown hair, green eyes, nice face, c-cup breasts and is a masochist. She needed some loving and I gave her it.
Once outside, I see that my Uber is here and enter the car. I ordered Uber, because running with a sports bag is a pain.
"Where to?"(driver)
"Airport."(Renox)
I put the sports bag next to me and look out of the window and start thinking:
'life here is so much funnier: I can fuck random chicks who I won't ever meet again, unlike on Olympus. That place was sooooo boring and strict. Thanks to my additude I got kicked out of there, when I was twelve and they sealed my Divine armory. At least I have my physical strength and enchantment powers left. Being a son of two gods of war I naturally know every fighting techinque that exists. Four years have passed since I was kicked out and I have been enjoying my life here.'
Noticing that I'm at the airport, I pay the driver the money, take my bag and leave the car. Walking to the airport, going through all the controls and finally getting on the plane, I sit at my seat next to the door, because I'm 1.85 and it might be uncomfortable for me to sit behind the other seats. I had put my bag in the compartment above me and waited for take off.
After a half of an hour the plane takes off. The flight from America to A.M.I is five hours long. A.M.I or Anti Myth Island(I know. Very stupid name) is in the middle of Atlantic Ocean. It was built by multiple countries and the size of the islands surface is 5000km2. It's more like a small country, but is identified as an Island. Anyway they bring brats all around the world there, to train them to kill Mythical monsters: griffins, minotaurs and other fucks. I sometimes kill the monsters too, if I'm bored.'
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Two hours later the most annoying thing happened: the fucking kid who cries and the mother who ignores it. To make things worse that kid is behind me and started to kick my chair. I suffered it for five minutes, until I snapped. I turn my face around and say behind the seat gap:
"Hey, could you make him to shut the fuck up already?"(Renox)
"I support free upbringing and won't make him do anything."(mother)
My right eye twitched slightly when I heard that bullshit.
"Bitch! If you don't make him shut up, I'll throw your average ass and that little shit out that door."(Renox)
I said the last part, while I pointed at the door next to me. I look at her with a very pissed face and she goes pale. She then tell that shit to stop crying and I return to listening to some TFK.
Three hours later and this piece of metal finally landed on another piece of metal, rock and other shit. Getting out of the plane and leaving the airport I can finally fuck around on this island, but first lets go to my new place. Putting the bag over my left shoulder, I started to walk towards my new home.
After an hour, 20 pidgeys, two 10km eggs and a Subway later, I finally reached my place. It's the third tallest building on this island and I have the rooftop apartment. Place cost me 500k, which was half of my bank account. My main source of income is stealing from gangs, which I have killed. Entering the building, registating myself and getting the key, I went to the top floor with a private lift. Once up there, I open my apartments door and this place is empty. There is no furniture, beside the grand bathroom, which was pre-installed here by my wish. Well I need to buy furniture, a motorcycle and a flat screen. I have to wait for a week, until my friend smuggles my equipment here.
"Let's go shopping."(Renox)
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Thanks to la Shub-Niggurath for proofreading
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