《Irresponsible Former God of War Renox》First day at A.M.I and shopping
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Leaving the building, I start to think, where I could get my stuff. Fuck Ikea, because I don't have time to assemble that shit.
Looking at my phone, I say:
"Oooh. A charizard."(Renox)
Fuck shopping, I'm going to catch a pokemon and start making the gyms here blue.
After three hours, I got 53 pokemons(including charizard), took over 8 gyms and placed my pokemon into 5 other Team Mystic gyms. It was a good day. Now lets get at least a couch or a mattress to sleep on today, so I decided to the Target.
Well I only got a mattress,because none of the furniture was of my taste there so I have to order it online. Currently I'm walking home with the mattress rolled up over my shoulder. It's a 20km long walk from target to home and I have walked 16km as of now so four left, but at least I'm hatching the eggs.
Finally home, I throw the mattress on the floor of where I'm going to have my bedroom and cut the pocketing. I take out my laptop and put in the charger. Opening the laptop and logging in, I open chrome and do the most logical thing a boy in the middle of his puberty would do: shopping a fucking furniture online, because you couldn't get shit at the Target.
After two hours of ordering furniture, I do the normal stuff, that a boy in my age would do: watch some anime. After catching up on Re: Zero I go to sleep.
Waking up from Evanescence- Bring Me To Life as my alarm, I shut the alarm and yawn. I literally just slept on a regular mattress, without a sheet or any other stuff. Getting up, I stretch my body and go to the bathroom. Throwing my clothes into washing machine and preparing a bath, I start to wash my teeth. After two minutes, I put away my toothbrush and wash my mouth and face. Looking at myself in the mirror, I see myself: blood red right eye and a 8cm scar over my left eye which starts 2cm above my thin eyebrows. The scar is usually covered by my fiery red hair, which reaches little past my chin. Drops of water are slowly moving down from my handsome face.
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My well trained body is a biz and covered by multiple scars from stabbing and slicing. I can be wounded by SS rank or higher blessed ones, same with monster and strong gods with divine weapons.
The regular weapons just shatter, when they hit my skin. Well I can make it so that it can be pierced easily and I have only done it once, to get a tattoo. Its a tattoo of a phoenix feather on my left wrist.
Blessed ones and monsters are ranked from F-A, S-SSS and X. F ranked monster is weak and can be killed with a shot from the tank or by a skilled F ranked blessed one. A rank and there on can't be killed by human weapons and only can be done by blessed ones of the same rank.
An X rank monster has only once been discovered once and it was the Kraken. That overgrown octopus destroyed a lot of shit. Like a lot. He wasn't killed, but just disappeared after a week of rampage in the ocean. There is an X ranked blessed one though. She was blessed by Zeus, Poseidon, Odin, Freya and Amaterasu. I think she is on this island,but I'm not sure.
My bath got was almost full, so I got in, turned off the water and started to relax. The bath can fit three people and it's perfect for bath sex, which maybe is my fetish. I don't know. I'm not sure about my fetishes at all.
After fifteen minutes, I get out of bath, dry my body and put the towel around my waist. Exiting the bathroom, I go outside to my patio. Looking around I see my pool. It's 10x20 meters and 2 meters deep at the lowest part. The patio floor is covered with light brown wooden floor.
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Suddenly a strong gust of wind flies through and takes away my towel.
"And there goes my towel. Bye, bye."(Renox)
Going back inside, I go to the 'bedroom' and get dressed. After getting dressed I'm wearing black flip-flops, black shorts with red flowers on it and a black shirt. Taking my wallet and phone, I start my walk to electronics store while listening to some Linkin Park.
Once I'm at the store, I look around for an hour and bought: 50" inch Samsung flat screen, two 22"inch monitors, stuff for custom build PC and other stuff I need to have at my place. It cost me 70k and will be delivered at my place tomorrow.
Now Its time to visit H&M for clothes.
After H&M and a shoe store I bought a few hoodies, jackets, pants, shirts and a few pairs of shoues. Right now I'm carrying seven bags of my stuff and am kinda hungry.
Finally arriving at my apartment I put my bags away and ordered a Hawaii pizza.
After fifteen minutes my pizza is here. I payed the delivery boy with 20€ and told him to keep the change. Sitting down on my mattress I started to watch Berserk (the old one, not the new one) while eating my large pizza and thinking: I can't wait for my equipment to arrive, so I could finally start my 'job'. After my Berserk marathon ended it was already 02.12, so I went to sleep.
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Thanks to la Shub-Niggurath for proofreading
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