'slap' 'slap'

"Oii dumbass wakey wakey."(Renox)

"Five more minutes mom."(Rein)

Rein waves around and turns to other side.

"I'm not your mother and get your drooling drunk ass off my couch now!"(Renox)

Pushing him off the couch with my foot, he hits the floor with a 'thud'. The fall woke Rein up and now he looks around confused, while rubbing his eyes.

"Wha. What?"(Rein)

He stops looking around.

"It's morning already so I woke your ass up."(Renox)

"Thanks for waking me up like an asshole you are."(Rein)

He gets up from the floor and sits on the couch. I take a mug from the table and hold it near him:

"Here. I made coffee."(Renox)

He takes the mug and drinks it.

Walking to kitchen I take two bowls from the shelf, milk and cereal. Putting the cereal into bowls, I drown it with my milk and put two spoons into the bowls. Picking them up, I go back to the living room and place the bowls on the coffee table

"Bon appetit."(Renox)

"Thanks."(Rein)

We both start to eat the cereal and put on the TV to watch some cartoons. After breakfast, he asks:

"Did you come here for A.M.S(Anti Myth School. Another fucking good name.)

I shake my head.

"I just came here for fun. If I were to go to school, my life style would be pretty resticted and I can't kill enemies without someone bitching. What about you?"(Renox)

"Well I'm joining the school."(Rein)

"What? Did your school hold you back for 4 years and now you got accepted to A.M.S because of your powers?"(Renox)

"No. I'm going to be a teacher there. I have my teacher licence and all that shit. I'm a genius after all."(Rein)

When I heard that, I look at him with a surprised face and then he says:

"Wait. Don't tell me you thought I was stupid."(Rein)

I shake my head.

"No. I thought you were a fucking idiot."(Renox)

"Fuck you. I skipped grades and graduated college."(Renox)

"Well congrats of getting a normal job. You probably choosed this school, because no one gives a shit about teacher-student relationship here."(Renox)

He nods.

"Make sure she is at least fourteen, when you have sex with her or your ass is going to prison."(Renox)

"I won't make the same mistake again Nox."(Rein)

We finish eating and put our bows into the sink.

"Well I'll be leaving. I need to visit the school to finish the paper work."(Rein)

He walks to the patio and jumps off the building.

As for me I go to my 'armory' and start unpacking my stuff from the 20 huge sport bags.

After 2 hours of unpacking everything, separating everything into groups and filling the armory full, I look around and see a beatiful sight. This place can make any gun fanatic go wet in their pants. In here I have:

(Sniper rifles)

Cheytac .408 cal x1

Barret .50 Cal x1

AS50 x1

Barret XM109 x1

They have high-zoom optic

(Assault Rifles)

Tavor 4x

FN Scar 2x

AK-47 4x

HK 416 4x

AK alpha 1x

AK-12 1x

F2000 4x

AAC Honey Badger 1x

G36 4x

All the guns have holographic sight, red lasersight and grip except for F2000 and Tavor. I use double mags on most of the AR and drum mag on G36.

(SMG)

ST Kinetics CPW x2

TDI Kriss Super V x2

Koch HK MP7A1 x2

HK UMP-9 x4

FN P90 x4

PP-19 Bizon x6

Have red holographic sight and red lasersight.

(Shotgun)

Franchi SPAS-12 x3

AA-12 x2

Sawed off double-barrel x2

I use them without any attachments.

(Handguns)

Glock 17 x6

M1911A1 x6

IMI Desert Eagle x6

Glock 18 x6

.44 Magnum x4

Chiappa Rhino 60ds x2

All of them are attached with red lasersight.

(Grenades)

Frag x20

Stun x20

Smoke x20

Incinderary x20

(Explosives)

Milkor MGL x1

C-4 x30

Trip Mine x13

Most of the weapons and explosives are stolen from manufactures or bought at the black market. I restock through arm dealers, because buying shit load of bullets isn't suspicious at all and they don't sell explosives at gun stores.

(Melee)

Tactical swords x2

The black swords are 1m long with 20cm grip, which is wrapped with nylon cord. The blade has teeth like serrations and a piercing point. It looks pretty cool, but my divine sword looks even cooler. It's made out of MM(Myth metal. Seriously who the fuck comes up with these names.). The metal was discovered after the first attack and it's currently the strongest material on earth and expensive as fuck. A gramm of it costs like 1k €. So I naturally stole 10kg of that from somewhere. The blades were made by an anquintens who owed me a favor.

Tactical knives.

Fixed edged 25cm black knife made out of MM.

And finally the most expensive and the best thing here: the prototypal body armour that I stole from A.M.O(Anty Myth Organization). It's completly black and can give a normal person the strengh of the C rank blessed one. When I stole it was good, but I upgraded it with a lot of other stolen tech and now it's perfect. There are retrackable wrist and hand blades now and the armour isn't so stiff as it was at first. It's made out of MM and costs about 10 billion €. There is also a mask to hide my face. It's completly black and glowing red, where the eyes must be. It has x-ray and thermal vision. Also there is a rebreather and gas filter feature. It came with the armour.

(Picture of the armour: https://goo.gl/images/nq7dsv )

When I wear the armour I also put on a black trench coat with red inner laying. It is tattered at the end of the coat and the hood.

The armour is placed on a mannequin and the trench coat is over it.

Looking around again, I make a pleased look, because everything here is perfect.

I pull a chair under the table and sit down. Taking a box of .50 AE bullets and taking one out, I start enchanting it with my powers, while listening to Fall Out Boy.

All of my guns, swords, knives, armourd and trench coats are enchanted with: durability and elemental resistance. The melee weapons also have sharp enchantment and can be enchanted with an element when needed. The bullets are enchanted with penetration, speed, durability and some bullets are enchanted with explosion, but I don't use those bullets often. I have tried enchanting explosives, but two things happen always when I do it: it blows up in your face or it doesn't explode at all. After trying many times, I just gave up and moved on.

I could enchant my body too, but currently I can't enchant my entire body.

The reason I have so many weapons and the armour is to composite for my Divine armory. All of the stuff is SS rank equipment and my strength being X rank I can match SSS rank monsters solo, but X rank. No. Fuck that. I ain't dumb enough to do that.

Finishing enchanting the box with bullets, I move it out of the way and take another one. I continue this for a few hours, until I enchant the last one and mark the explosive bullet boxes by writing 'BOOM' on the boxes with a red marker.

Getting up the chair, I strech my body, leave through the door and lock the armory. Arriving at the kitchen I take out bread, butter and ham. Throwing it all together anf putting stuff away, I grab a box of apple juice from the fridge and go to the living room. Placing down the juice and the plate with my sandwiches on them, I sit down on the couch and pick up the remote. Turning the TV on I start to watch some news.

"Another attack here by a griffin. This time the target was Drunken Myth. Oooh the irony."(Renox)

After five minutes I finish my last sandwich and drink some juice.

Getting off the couch I go to the kitchen and put the plate in the dishwasher and take the bowl from the sink and put them in the dishwasher too. When I have more dirty dishes I will do the chore myself, but for now being lazy is alright.

Going to the bedroom I take off my shorts and put on black jeans, black socks, plane white shirt and a black long hoodie. I take my wallet from the night stand and check how much cash I have. 535€. That's a lot more that I thought I had left. Well there is also 400k on my bank account. Taking my phone and putting it into my right jeans pocket,I walk to the front door,put on my DC's and leave.

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Thanks to la Shub-Niggurath for proofreading