《Wanderer》Chapter 1- beginnings and overkills
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Jack looks at the cockpit window, ouside lays a blue planet with 4 continents and 3 moons.
"Why the fuck theyre normal? Fantasy worlds with more then 1 moon should have at least 1 red moon! I DEMAND A RED MOON!!!!"
An artficial voice speaks
- Do you wish for me to search for a new universe?
-No, this one is ok as long it has elves and beastgirls. Initiate bioscan, find me were the humans live.
-30%. 60%. 90%. Scan complete humans can be found on any continent, but the highest populational density its on the central one.
-Prepare to land on the central continent, find a place thats 5 hours on foot from a village, but hidden enought that no one will see us.
The ship changes it course and begin to enter the atmosphere. Jack cant help but grin.
The ship lands on a grassland and Jack leaves.
-Go back to orbit, Ill send a signal if youre needed.
As soon as he finishes speaking the ship starts to fly and disapears.
Jack starts to walk on a coblestone road to the closest village.
Some hours later a group of 5 men wearing old iron armors appears in front of Jack.
A muscular bald men stands before him and starts to talk.
You shouldnt be traveling alone, Thorse roads are dangerous. Right now were "protecting" this road, could you spare any money to help with it?
The bald men enfatises the protecting and money words and grins.
"Great, the first thing I get to fight here are bandits. Could it be more cliche?"
Jack puts his hands on his pants pockets as if looking for something, then looks at Bald bandit.
-Sorry, I couldnt find any fuck to give for you.
And start to walk on teyr direction.
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At this moment the bald bandit face becomes red and he prepares to grab his sword.
"upslash using fire magic on the sword, seriously could it get any less original?"
the man grabs his sword and shouts
-[SCORCHING BLADE]
Jack dodges with the minimum effort and grins.
"YES!!! Its one of those world were people shout theyr skills before using!!! I can do it without being judged!!!!"
He touches with his open palm at the bandit chest.
-[CRUSHING IMPACT]
the bandit armor and ribcage are shattered,the internal organs smashed and hes sent flying. Generic bandit numbers 2 and 5 grab theyr weapons and rush at him. He close his hands leaving only his middle and index fingers opened and slashes the air horizontaly.
-[PSY SLASH}
The two bandits are cut in half with their armor.
"Holy shit, theyre pathetic and die so easily. All they have now are theyr dignities... Im so going to strip it from them."
"[TERRIFING PRESENCE]
Jack grins and create a aura of fear around hin, as soon it touches generic bandits 3 and 4 they fall on theyr knees .trembling and paralized by terror. Bandit 3 speaks with a irregular voice about to cry.
-Mercy, allmighty mage. We swear that well never mug anone again!!! Well become decent folk!
Jack smiles and says.
-Theres a saying from were Im from that says that one eyes are the windows to its soul. Tell me what you sees on mine.
He grabs the bandit from the neck and lift him forcing it to look to it eyes.
-Do this look like the face of mercy?
"[DREAD GLARE]"
The bandit face retorts on fear and he starts sceaming to make it stop. His hair becomes white and his eyes empty, Hes dropped shaking,crying and broken. jack pouts and makes a sad face.
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-I broke my toy....
Then he looks at generic bandit 4, on a puddle of his on piss and grins.
-Wanna play?
-STAY AWAY!!!STAY AWAY!! STAY AWAY!!! GODS SAVE MEEEE!!!
Jack puts his hand on the bandit head and wispers at his ears.
-{MIND EATER]
The bandit empty shell that was once a body falls on the ground, and jack grins.
"So they keep theyr loot on a fortress close to here... Another 15 bandits are guarding it with theyr boss,It means..."
-LOOT AND JAPTEM!!!!
Jack starts to levitate and goes to the fort.
Jack flies above a old crumbling fort and used hs telepathy to shout.
-TESTING, TESTING, 1,2,3... DEAR, PUNY LITTLE BANDITS I CAME HERE FOR YOUR LOOT GIVE IT TO ME OR ILL RIP YOUR ARMS AND SHOVE SO FAR UP YOUR ASSES THAT YOUR HANDS WILL APPEAR IN YOUR MOUTHS!
The group of dandits appear on the courtyard cursing.
-WERES MY LOOT?
Theyr leader, a slim tall men with log black hair shouts
-Who you think you are? YOU MUST BE MAD TO COME HERE ALONE AND TRY TO CLAIM MY LOO...
Jack point to the skies
-[IMPALERS WRATH]
Hundreds of illusionary spears appear on the sky pointed at the bandits. Theyr leader face pales and he thinks
"shit"
Jack brings down his hand, raining death from above, soon all the bandids except theyr leader are dead on the ground imapled by dozens of spears. The boss face becomes even paler and he starts shaking.
"whats this power?" suddenly he hears a voice on his head
-"FOR FUCK SAKE CANT YOU AT LEAST TRY TO BE ORIGINAL?"
The bandit leader falls on his knees and asks
-Why hasnt you killed me?
-simple, remember what I said? I f you dont give me the loot Il rip your arms and shove them up your ass.
Jack snaks his fingers and the bandit arms are ripped of by 2 oposite forces and start floating.
"Now, how Ill call it?"
Jack starts to laught.
-[HARDCORE FISTFUCK! TOTAL PENETRATION]
The bandit arms entered his ass and he started screaming. Jack sighs and smiles.
-Theres no kill like a overkill.
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