《Am i a goddess? A devil? No i am a lizard》chapter 4
Advertisement
Chapter 4
- Status... opened! -
The next morning, the heroes gathered inside the hall where they had been summoned.
"Good morning, heroes. Did you sleep well?"
Shuu and Arisa answered politely, Yuya answered "Yeah" shortly. Mika only close her eyes quietly.
If anybody looked from outside, they might think she was thinking of something, but inside her head was only a route to conquer a galge game.
"Good. Then let's continue yesterday’s discussion, alright?"
The king continues, seemly in a good mood.
"First, there is a status in this world. They're like explanation of your strength and abilities. There's skill that only the user can see, and titles that can represent your achievements in life. Try to shout status to see yours. Ah, it can be said inside the head, of course. It would be troublesome to keep shouting status in the middle of a city, right?"
Hearing that everyone speak status and after some commotion like "Harmless jizou? What is this?" "Animal lovers? Tch, saying whatever you want..." "Airhead? How cruel! Arisa-chan is gonna cry." She sniffed.
Seems like everyone was more or less surprised with the titles than their status.
As for Mika...
Name : Ebisugawa Mika
Job : Hopeless pervert (NEET)
Age : 17 years old
Sex : F
Level : 1
Hp : 95
Mp : 105
Str : 15
Agi : 16
Vit : 8
Dex : 20
Int : 20
Wis : 5~30
Luck : 18
(Extra) Moral : -99
Skills : appraisal, language comprehension
Titles : Hero from another world, Lolicon, Foul mouth, Bold, Beauty in vain, *omitted because its too vulgar*
Well, i already read it last night after trying bunch of things.
But seriously, what's up with the title? It makes me seems like hopeless pervert no matter what. Also, I'm not lolicon! My love to Aimi is pure respect! Wanna die, Status? Just a mere status is getting cocky, I wanna see your parents.
Ah, that's probably me huh?
After thinking some stupid things, Mika thought again about her status.
Why is only wisdom variable? Does it means it can get high or low, depending on the condition? Moral seems strange, what's with the -99 number?
Ah did it increase a little because I became friends with villager girl A?
Well, at least I got called beauty, but what’s up with in vain? Doesn’t that means, no matter how attractive I get, it would be useless? Also this title...
Advertisement
If only she made some effort, she could get pretty famous.
Unfortunately, without any intent to be attractive, nobody even remembered her in school.
Mika looked at the title again.
What the fuck do you mean " omitted because its too vulgar?" Work harder, translation skill”
Whatever...
Seemingly given up, mika closed her status.
The king continued
"Did everybody see their status? After reading it, everyone should probably know their respective strengths and weaknesses right? For example, with str and vit you're good as a warrior, with dex and agi, you could become good as a thief, int and wisdom and you could become a mage. Of course, there are other classes and jobs depending on your status. If your levels are high enough, you can reach an advanced class in the temple. For now, just train enough and you can change your jobs."
The king start explaining various things regarding skills titles and so on... After around a hour
“Well, that was it. if there's no more question, how about a little sparring? Don't worry, our knight are well trained. They won't injure you or something like that. Then..."
“About that, I refuse"
Mika interjected.
Hearing that, all of the people there looked at her.
After some time, the king asked, "...pardon me, what do you mean by that exactly?"
"Exactly what I said.
Today, I’m outta here. Thanks for the hospitality. Ah, while I'm here, gimme some money. You got some right? As a king of countries or so, you got too rich, fattening yourself like a piggy with an oily body, so hand over some. Gimme, gimme."
Speaking like a robber, Mika shamelessly asked the king like a villain did their victim.
"May I, ehem. hear the reason?"
“Nothing much, I just want to. Hey, hurry up, will ya old man? Stop wasting time. Hand over the cash."
"O...old..."
The king looked red like a street light, and some attendants were even holding laughs. Yuya cannot hold it anymore and started laughing while holding his stomach.
As for the actual reason Mika said that...
Don't speak bullshit anymore, you old pig. From what I read in this nation’s library, I already know you're a racist that only thinks about their own country first, and this is not the only nation in the world.
Advertisement
Thats right.
Mika actually slipped past the guards to find out about this country’s situation.
To each of their room, the king assigned personal maids so they wouldn’t learn anything unnecessary.
However, Mika troubled the maid by saying incomprehensible stuff like, "Gimme Aimi-chan, Gimme Aimi-chan! You crooked, fake maid! You won’t even get paid one yen because of your fake appearance! This is scam, give me back my money! I demand a refund, dammit where's the customer service? Guards, Guards, this is a crime! A scamming attempt to a poor fragile pure-hearted maiden."
And stuff similar to that.
The maid, getting stressed and a headache, temporarily returned to her room. At that time she climbed out of the window and checked various things about this country.
Since the maid didn't want to return to Mika’s room and also hearing only quietness from inside, she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping tiger, so she only stand guard in front of her room.
Of course, that how this situation unfolded.
"So, are you finished? Hurry up will ya? Seeing your corrupted face I bet that money is coming from dishonest means anyway."
The king said, "mumumu...", pondered for a while and…
"Guards, give her the money."
Handed it over without any hesitation.
"Hmm, here here. Ooh, almost a hundred gold. Not bad. You're pretty generous, thanks fatty old man. Seeya."
After counting what was inside, Mika cheerfully walked away.
Not wanting to spend more time inside this rotten country, she hurried up.
Then, she stopped when her hand was caught.
"Wait!"
Arisa caught her hand and didn’t let go of it.
"Mika-chan, are you... really going? Aren't we, friends? You're gonna leave me? Alone in this place?"
Arisa looked bewildered.
Mika pondered about it a bit.
Thinking about it, I guess its normal.
She was suddenly in the other world without any acquaintances.
The only ones she knew were male friends from school.
So the existence of other girls from the same school was probably what enabled her to keep her sanity
Although I never even talked to her before.
Even knowing that, Mika...
"Sorry, I have to leave and I can't bring you along either."
"But why!" Arisa screamed.
Honestly, it seemed troublesome to think of an excuse so...
"I want to see this world.
Sure, the situation might be bad and there's a war with the demons. But even if we save the world, there's no guarantee we will be called back to our world at that time, right? We... our being here is close to a miracle after all.
And who can say that we won't die in the middle of the journey? Even if that doesn’t happen, there's a chance that unknown sickness, robbery, crime, accidents happen at any time.
This isn't our world where it's peaceful. We could be dead at any moment. In such place, without anybody we know, without our family or loved ones even realizing anything, a simple and meaningless death.
That's why I want to do what I want, and live and die by my own will instead by what other people decided."
Hearing that, arisa was speechless.
She realized stopping mika was useless.
"I... understand, Mika-chan."
Whew.
Mika took a breath, thinking it’s gonna take a long time convince her.
"...But! Promise me one thing."
Crap, it wasn't that easy after all?
"Please, return alive. At least, until the problem with the demons are solved. And we can return to our world. Please promise me that."
Ah, it's more simple than i thought.
Well it's fine, I still planned to see the next game of Aimi, little sister "Airi-chan".
No way I'm gonna die.
"Alright, I promise, villager girl A!"
"You still can’t remember my name!?" Though Arisa smiled while saying that.
Shuu seemed worried, but since Arisa was fine with it, he didn't pursue any further.
"How do i said this, uhmm... Good luck, mika-san?"
"Yeah yeah, thanks staple hero. Stay alive, alright?"
"S..staple?" shuu looked confused.
While Yuya...
*Shake shake*
"HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU, DELINQUENT? I'M NOT YOUR ANIMAL PET!"
Silently ruffled Mika’s head while smiling.
Advertisement
- End357 Chapters
Child of Light
The lazy Zhang Gong decides to learn light magic, a magic often ridiculed as useless for it’s defensive nature. However, he eventually becomes the legendary Grand Magister. While trying to end the continent’s east and west separation in order to unite all of the different races, he becomes every race’s Child of Light.
8 417 - In Serial38 Chapters
Red Dead To The World
!Ding At that sound the whole world received a message. Prepare for teleportation after the world update is completed. 7billion men and women are tossed into the Grey Omniverse. A vast universe with multiple earth like planets scattered across it. Each human must pick out six parameters to govern their life. Red upon teleportation takes the place of his double a slave to Kale a centauress who bought him for 5 coppers. With a shock collar on his neck and little experience with the system he's forced to follow her into the steps. Can he survive the vast desert on the eastern edge of the Audi continent? Or will he be one of the first humans to die. Not everyone is going to make it.
8 202 - In Serial14 Chapters
The One, The Enlightened
@ito_michiaki IG. Be There. The truth will prevail........ Everything you need to know....Michiaki Ito and Raiden Ito are two inseparable siblings. They and their childhood friends Hikari, Akihito, and Miyuki can accomplish anything together and back each other up. However, something would put their friendship to the test. It all started when their school mysteriously gets closed due to a publicly announced fire breakout. The group instantly realizes that this is not true and while they try to figure out what is wrong, Ito's parents are called to the school and never come back. At that moment, the group decides to secretly enter the school to investigate. Will their findings bring anything to the table? Searching through the school, the group stumbles across a scrambled note and a mysterious crystal. The school is empty and they could not find anyone else. Returning from school, they meet Kyouko, a girl who experts in those kinds of strange disappearances. With the help of Kyouko, they learn that the crystal is a part of the 9 Rivals, which are 9 magically powered crystals each one having a unique effect. Kyouko decides to help the group resolve the mystery of the school's incident and rescue Ito's parents.
8 141 - In Serial31 Chapters
Doctor // Kidnapped Dreamnotfound AU
Why would anyone bother going to the hospital when they have an injury when you can just kidnap your own personal doctor?Dream. A serial killer who often gets into some messy situations with rivals. Those messy situations tend to leave Dream battered, bruised, and shot. He's not the best doctor, but he knows who is. George. A doctor in training at the hospital that he's had his eye on for more time than he'd like to admit.More explanation: Dream's a serial killer & kidnapper who normally works alone. However he does occasionally work with his friends, one of those friends being Sapnap, but we'll get into all of those people later. Dream isn't good at treating bullet wounds or cuts, despite having to do so quite often. So he does something that he IS good at. Kidnapping. Only this time instead of playing mind games with his captive and killing them after, he's going to be kidnapping someone who can help him whenever he gets hurt, which unluckily for the both of them, will be pretty often. Despite George technically still being in training as a doctor, Dream wouldn't dream of passing up an opportunity to not only gain the much needed help in treating his wounds, but also a very pretty boy that would be under his control.TW's! I will explain everything about TW's in the first chapter as well as other stuff in the first chapter.Updates: Once a week. I kind of just update whenever I want though.The reason being for this is because I have actually written a book in the past and I've found that if I have much more time to write the chapters, they tend to be much higher quality and longer. Which means a better reading experience for you guys as well as a better writing experience for myself.I started writing this at like 3am and didn't account for the fact that I have like- no idea how to treat wounds (overall) but uh- too late now I guess...Cover art by wanderlustlily on tumblr
8 260 - In Serial39 Chapters
Fake It | ✔️
Sugar McKenzie and August Wakefield couldn't be more different - Sugar, a meticulous, caring, but lonely paramedic and August, a charming former reality star still chasing his dream. But they've both closed themselves off emotionally from others...that is until they match with each other on a dating app. After a disastrous first date, the two agree to never see each other again, yet they both can't stop thinking about one another, and circumstances keep pulling them back into each other's lives. Are they the real answer each other dreams, or will they continue to go through their lives hiding behind walls, just faking it?_________________________________________________________________________________• Second Draft •{ Wattpairs Mentorship Challenge 2020: Second Place Winner }{ Wattpad Chicklit Ambassador: Adulthood Reading List }{ Romance Reads Contest 2019: First Place Late Lovers }{ Best of Summer Awards 2018: Best in Show "ChickLit" Winner }{ Best of Summer Awards 2018: Judge's Pick Winner }{ Blossom Awards 2018: First Place "ChickLit" Winner }{ Contemporary Romantics Award: #RomanticsAwards2022: Shortlist }{ Wattpad NA Ambassador: Hold My Stilettos | August 22, 2022 }{ Chicklit #26 rating on September 6, 2022 }{ Enemies to friends to lovers #5 on September 18, 2022 }____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Only on Wattpad.If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to (https://www.wattpad.com/story/115197023-fake-it). Thank you!
8 251 - In Serial30 Chapters
Stay || Benny The Jet Rodriguez
"Please don't go. We all need you... I need you."Ella Moore was visiting her grandma over the summer. She becomes fast friends sandlot boys since they all shared a passion for playing baseball. Although she had a boyfriend back in Texas, she couldn't help but fall for the best player in California, Benny Rodriguez. At the end of the summer, she's forced to choose whether to stay or go back to her life in Texas.This is based in 2021 but without corona(some characters belong to the creator of the sandlot movies)Go read pt 2 after as well! It's called "Forever Yours"
8 219

