- useless goddess trivia -

"what do you mean?"

want to ask further inquiry, she asked again

"like ~i ~said"

"the current you right now is only a soul . if you coming out from this place without guidance you will be lost forever and becoming a vengeful spirit, desu~"

"furthermore since we're outside in space, then without any road and direction, you will be lost wandering forever in eternity without even being able to reincarnate! "

explained her desperately

"heeh, then who are you?"

calmly asked her

"ufufu, glad you asked."

the pink haired girl starting to pose

"sometimes known as beauty without a match"

"sometimes known as the idol of every living things in planet"

"buut, MY TRUE IDENTITIES IS..!"

a blow suddenly coming from above her

"AGYA!"

it was a perfect "sword hand"

"do you want to die? or do you want to died" while swinging a motion of chopping vegetables

"isnt that practically the same thing desu?? wait,wait! dont get mad. okay, okay. i am GOD, GODDESS, desu~ wa"

"hmm.."

she start to look disinterested

"okay, so self proclaimed goddess. why did i am just a soul... like you said? then wheres my body?"

"i am not self proclaimed, i am actual goddess desu~ wa" she replied

hearing that she only smirk

"whats with that face desuwa!? mukkii, i am mad. goddess is mad! here, let me show my true power! asked whatever you wish! be in great riches, true love and power i'll made it come true!" speaked her with arrogant tone

"ohh, okay then blow up the whole goddamn planet from existence, including earth"

"okay! ..wait, i cant do that yanno!? the source of power of god is faith, without anymore followers i would disappear, desu?"

tsk, useless goddess

"mou, you called me useless! that's it! im not gonna help you anymore! feel free to spend time here in eternity, hmph"

feeling that she might get too far, she was thinking for next move

"sorry, i guess you right.."

"h..hmph, as long you get it! now you believe i am a goddess, desu?"

though goddess feels a bit suspicious since the girl suddenly believes her, she ignored it as long as she got recognizes as goddess

"yeah, but goddess"

"whaat is it..?"

feeling in good mood being call goddess, goddess replied cheerfuly

"something like a goddess, just answering some question is easy right?"

"o..of course! goddess is omnipotent after all! such trivial, human records. i can answer them all" answer her confidently

"yeah, after all.."

"if they can’t solve a problem they are just fakes after all, right? ah no, i dont say its you goddess, but if there's a fake saying they can do everything while actually they can’t, the morale is gonna get plummeted right?”

and everybody in the world might stop praying to goddess

hearing that the goddess is getting pale

"ah, but such are no problem for real goddess, after all there's nothing real goddess cannot solve. isn't that right goddess" she continue talking

"ye.. yeah, i am omnipotent after all

ask me anything, and i'll grant it"

answered goddess with smug face

gotcha

as simple like taking a candy from baby

actually, she already believes the woman in front of her is goddess

so, then why did she treats her like a dirt and fakes?

that's because, she doesn't like the feeling other people had life and death over her

while the other reason

that smug face is pissed me off

is merely a personal opinion