《Am i a goddess? A devil? No i am a lizard》Chapter 89
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-Its festival! Ugh, so noisy.. Can i get rid of them?”
After meeting Bernard, i start to discuss various thing to him.
It turns out he’s more useful than i thought, not only helping me for the case of teleportation, i received some idea for my plan and a map of Demon king territory including the Demon king castle.
After that he promised to bring the teleport device to my place once he’s ready.
Teleport device doesn't use any mp or caster once injected with magic power, but the drawback is each one is expensive and need effort to make. It can only move to the designed location too as long the magical power in the device remains.
For you to go this far.. My friend, let me bring you to a mixer next time! Though i never even go to one so i can’t bring you, sorry!
A week has passed. So those thugs probably already finished the preparations and can move on to the next phase.
And it's the day i have to meet him too...
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I don't want to go...
I don't wanna, no, never, nai wa!
But i can’t refuse! I know he said he won't do anything even if i don't go. But who knows when his mood is getting bad what will he done to me.
I cannot trust him completely at all! The main character fate is impossible to stopped! Even if i tried to struggling i would get trapped within his route no matter how i resist! Any bad end or happy end will definitely done in his favor. Shit…
There’s only bad end if i get involved with him though….
That’s why,
i will make a plan before i come there.
So i apologize with all of my heart...
“Sorry, black cat girl”
And i start to move on to mine.
………..
“...”
This, really beyond my expectation...
So many people is here that i can only see people as much as i can see.
Ew.. i’m getting sick.
It's even worse than subway in crowded tokyo or nakano where a lot of people coming and going.
Can i kill them? Can i?
Yeah, probably not. I knew it...
“Ah master, over here”
I got called by wolf.. i mean, Tuvalu.
Seriously, they're done better than my expectations.
Looking closely, oo-kun is beside him too.
“MASTER, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED”
Ahh good job oo-kun. Though i can't see your expression i bet you're happy too.
Since there seems to be a lot of people, i cannot see well but it seems the thugs are here too.
Hmm? They looked so exhausted that i think i saw something like a soul flown out from their mouths. It's just my imagination right?
However, hearing Tuvalu calls me master, everyone attention is focused to me...
Master?
So she was the so called devil god?
Hmm she looked younger than i thought,
is it true she pulverized a mountain with bare hands?
Fool! I heard she can even seduce the whole army into submission just using her touch
From what i heard, she can even makes any man or woman moans like a beautiful enchantress
Is it true? That just from one touch you can even change your preferences from man to woman?
As expected from the devil!
No, perhaps we should call her queen or empress instead?
Ahh queen! Please step on me
Fool! She won't be interested with you!
I heard she was only interested with a young kids
If i let her touch my daughter, would they grown into beautiful?
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Haha probably is. But we never know if your daughter still a daughter
Perhaps she would change into your son instead?
What was that? The Devil god is scary
Instead of Devil god, how about we call her lustful Demon king instead?
Ooh sounds good. then the Devil in the night?
Haha you would scare the kids
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“...”
I heard something that it seems like i cannot ignore...
i called wolf for confirmation.
“Wolf”
“Yes? Ah master. My name is Tuvalu”
“Then explain it more clearly mutt. What the fuck is devil god army?”
“Ah, ha hai!”
Wolf.. Tuvalu begin his explanation.
Apparently i got called Devil god by one of my follower.
Once it spread they begin to call themself devil god army.
Because i never said the name of our group, they decide it unanimously.
Some even spread the rumor that i was only interested with young beastman under 10 age or below.
Because they really wants me to become famous, they spread it excitedly. too much in fact.
….
“....”
What the fuck are you guys doing without my permission? Why is this the first time i heard about it!
Sure, i think i said to find as much helpers as much as possible, but not spreading baseless rumour about me.
Thinking it's already unstoppable anyway i start to ignore it. But just you watch you guys.
Looking around, there's.. more beastman than i thought too. So there's more survivor than i thought.
After that, some more people greets me.
Some giant wolf demanding me for a match, an old man dwarf keep asking me about the sword in my waist, a hot blooded idiot said he wanna try my strength, even a wolf woman making an advance to me, said she wants to experience my technique that is said to surpass Tuvalu. What the fucking hell in blazes of freezing Cocytus?
I got impatient and annoyed by their barrage of question, so i start to slash down my sword to the ground like usual and screamed.
“ANYONE WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO DIE AND WANT TO TESTING ME, GO AHEAD. ANYONE WHO WANT TO ASK QUESTION AND NOT AFRAID TO DIE, GO AHEAD. EVERYBODY ELSE, DIE”
Seemingly intimidated, some of the crowd lessen and only a handful of people left.
Perfect...
I need some fighting practice before meeting that guy anyway.
Thinking to relieve some stress i start to attack them seriously .
……
“GUH, I.. I SURRENDER! PLEASE, STOP HITTING ME!”
“Haa? What are you talking about you big mutt? The battle is not over until i decide it. Even if you die you cannot escape and i will revive you again and die again”
“TH.. THAT’S UNREASONABLE. LOOK, I ALREADY CANNOT MOVE. YOU WIN”
“Nope, not gonna happened mutt. You start the fight, i end the fight. Our role had been decided since the start, blame your existence that looks like a good sandbag if you wanna blame someone”
“NOO..! SOMEONE, HELP! ..UGH!”
I ignore the big wolf with grey fur and still punching him while mounting him.
He already almost unconscious, but i still mob him while making him my sandbag.
Don't worry, i hold back and healing him with potion if it looks like he’s gonna die…
Even i would not be unreasonable to kill potential sandbag.. Ah, looks like he can be useful as stress reliever. I’ll decide that as his role then.
Isn't that good? Hey, hey, is it good? Not many people gets a position this close to me every time you know? How did you feel? Huh? Huh? Tell me, how did you feel? Ara, Are you crying? Are you? Ahh.. it must be a tears of happiness.
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I See! You're glad, i’m glad too. Let's work together from now on, ok? Huh? Why didn't you stopped crying? Aw, Go ahead, laugh. Just laugh. Hey hey, at time like this, make a smile and say cheese. See? Look heere, say cheese. Aah… he fainted
Throwing him away, the woman that attack me is k.o in no time at all from my fast mofumofu and collapsed while panting hard.
Hmm? So weak!. Look at black cat girl, she can hold out longer than you, you know? Aren't you ashamed losing to a younger kid? huh. Useless, did all of that brain gone to your boobs? Should i just chop it and feed it to you? Perhaps i can return some of the nutrient stored there?
It seems like i heard wolf.. Tuvalu saying something like “Iguva, even you...”
But i quickly ignore it.
A wolf boy seems to wants to join the fight at first, but seeing the result it seems he didn't dare to come.
Good choice boy, i was merciless to those that pick a fight with me. Your action make you live longer, you know? Well, smart kid usually not live for long though.
Some hot blooded idiot attack me while jumping. He speak flame something, but i ignore him and i send him flying into sky with my punch and he penetrating the roof.
Ahh it seems troublesome to hear his talk, so i send him flying fast. What? You wanna start to speak about a tale full of heroic courage, bravery and dream? You want to make my ears rot or something? Ahh! Do that somewhere else!
However..
The problem now is this old dwarf.
“You’re, strong huh”
“I should say that lass. Not many people can even fight with me when i’m serious you know?”
This guy is pretty troublesome to fight...
He blocked my aim at vital point efficiently, and he's surprisingly nimble despite his age and short legs.
Although i surpass him clearly in strength, he’s clearly more experienced than me in combat.
“Still, it's strange”
“Got some leeway to talk in the middle of fight, old man?
ignoring him, i start to stab him at same spot again but he avoids it.
Because his hammer is tattered he can't block most of my attack anymore.
“No,no, that's not what am i talking about. your whole being is strange. Your weapon,clothes,boots.. All of them is made from some material that even i don't know. Your strength is great, but it feels like your technique is not equal with your body.. it’s like..”
“You seems like you just created recently, or born? Perhaps it's not correct terms but it feel like you're clearly younger than it seems”
“!”
“WHOA! Careful, are you trying to kill an old man like me?”
I suddenly get irritated and attack him faster.
What?
Why do i feel some anger from one of his words?
It seems like it touched something inside me, but i cannot explain it clearly.
Feels like.. it's a door that shouldn't have been opened...
Thinking i should just end this soon, i unleash my strength and make a shockwave to blow him up.
No matter how fast or nimble, if the area around him get blown up he would be forced to stop for a moment and his posture is broken.
And,
putting my sword beside his neck, i stare at him.
“...”
“...”
We didn't talk for each other for awhile...
Sensing my irritation, the old man sighs and drops his weapon
“Fine, i lost. It was a good match.”
Hearing a clank he drops his weapon.
No way, Gordes lost?
Although retired, his strength is accepted widely as A rank adventurer and even the king lost to him right?
Ahh.. the muscle brained king of Grandom always like strong people and hate to lose. He would never said that to someone weaker than him
So he’s a former A rank adventurer huh..
Hearing that i sigh.
Well this is a good experience. Now i know i cannot rely on status and skill alone. If i have this much trouble with someone that is not even transcended, then reaching my goal would be impossible.
After i start reaching domain of transcended, i probably gonna meet some people like Iskandar.. Though probably not at his level i would be died if i didn't get stronger soon
Shit..
Just like i thought, i don't have any choice but going into his place...
Aaa, someone just kill him already! Dragon king, Phoenix, Goddess... What the fuck are you doing? Why allowed this thing to roam freely? Ah but if he died i can't become stronger... At least after he finished teaching me secret of transcending!
Looking like i seems in trouble despite winning everyone start to confused.
Then, old man Gordes start to talk while bowing.
“Lass, no, young lady. I’ll accept your job offer and i will become your exclusive blacksmith. From now on, i will only make weapon and equipment exclusively from your order”
Hearing that, everybody was surprised.
Old man Gordes seems to be known as stubborn and never become a exclusive blacksmith of anyone.
Even kings of major countries has been rejected by him. So hearing him becoming exclusive blacksmith for someone is unheard of.
“Also, i apologize if i offend you in some way. Everyone should have one or two things they didn't want anyone else to know. So i apologize for that”
Realizing my irritation, he begun to apologize.
Well, whatever. I’m already not mad anymore.
“In exchange, let me tend your weapon and armor. If there's a unique tools that you have like that machine doll, i can appraise them and telling you their functionally more than you know”
Huh, so he was targeting that...
I don't mind though. It's true i don't know much about how to use some tools i got from goddess place, like this dangerous black tube with something like mini black hole inside. Yess let's just seal it for now. Even i am not daredevil enough to use it for now.
Ah but if i desperate i might use it to threat Iskandar. He probably knows its functionally right?
Then not wanting to let Gordes wait any longer, i start to speak.
“I ACCEPT! FROM NOW ON, LIVE EXCLUSIVELY FOR ME, AND BECOME MY HAND AND EYES EXCLUSIVELY FOR ME! ALL OF THE THINGS THAT YOU MADE AND CREATE IS CONSIDERED THE SAME AS MY OWN. ANYONE WHO DARES TO CLAIM OR TAKEN THEM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION IS THE SAME AS TOUCHING ON MY OWN THINGS AND WILL RECEIVE NO MERCY. SHOULD THIS HAPPENED THEN THOSE IGNORANT FOOL WILL RECEIVE PUNISHMENT FROM ME PERSONALLY”
Hearing that some people are getting scared, but some people actually get their eye shine instead and trembling in excitement.
Eh? Why did anyone looks like they wants to get punished instead? I fail to comprehend those guys...
Since i had gathered everyone's attention, i start to talk.
“IT LOOKS LIKE ALL OF YOU HAVE GATHERED BECAUSE YOU HAVE HEARD MY PLAN. BUT I BELIEVE MOST OF YOU DIDN'T HEARD THE STORY FULLY”
Everyone seems not surprised, i guess most of them already heard of it but not the details.
“THEREFORE, I WILL START TO EXPLAIN. HOWEVER, REMEMBER THERE'S NO TURNING BACK ONCE YOU LEARN IT”
“IF ANYONE TRYING TO BLABBER IT MY GUARDIAN ROBOT OO-KUN WILL SENSE YOUR HOSTILITY AND KILLS YOU ON SPOT!”
They seems to pale. Guess most of them know my robot ability. So convenient.
Well i tell them that i would start explain, but i didn't tell them everything actually. Only the necessary part.
“I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO SO I WILL BE NOT COMING BACK FOR AWHILE. HOWEVER, BE ASSURED THAT TOMORROW A MAN NAMED BERNARD WILL COME TO TEACH YOU EVERYTHING NECESSARY. THINK OF HIS WORDS AND ACTION THE SAME OF ME AND FOLLOW HIM”
They start to looked confused, but accepting it.
“NOW, LET'S BEGIN BY EXPLAINING MY PLAN. I CALL IT..”
I clapped my hand.
“THE FESTIVAL OF CHAOS”
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