-The most low leveled fight in the world?-

Uunn

She was dreaming...

A land full of marshmallow.

With candy and a lot of sweets.

A floating cake..

The chocolate is singing, and the sweets is dancing.

Is this paradise? She thought that.

Then,

One of them is offering to escorting her.

With a look like a gentleman, a delicious looking chocolate with a butler outfit is offering his hand.

“May i take your hand, beautiful young lady?”

….

Her stomach growling…

Despite this surreal scene, all she can think is her stomach.

Then,

Feeling hungry, she bites it.

Itadakimasu

*chomp*

“KYAAH! NOT AGAIN!?”

Huh?

With that word as a trigger,

she awakes

….

“Uuu.. that was cruel..”

Opening her eyes

She saw a brown hair girl crying.

While i still biting her breast.

“Uhhm.. i apologize, but would you mind to let me go?”

She was politely asked

“Actually it’s starting to get hurt so... IT HURTS! PLEASE LET IT GO! IT’S GONNA TEAR! IT’S GONNA TEAR! MY BREAST IS NOT AT FAULT!”

She begs her while crying.

Muuu..

If it was not a marshmallow, then fine.

Letting her go she released her bite.

….

After using a healing magic on herself while still rubbing her bitten breast, Arisa continued.

“Th-thanks... for releasing me”

Arisa feel relieved that she was actually listening this time

Ah, come to think of it, i didn't get to introduce myself huh?”

With a small bow, the boobs.. girl introduce herself

“My name is Arisa, Himegami Arisa. Mind if i asked yours?”

“…”

However

The girl is still quiet

?

She thought it was because she was still confused having suddenly inside a unknown room.

But, she keeps quiet for ten minutes.

Cannot bear the silence, Arisa tried to ask her

Then...

*flop*

She falls in the bed.

“Eh? Eh? What's wrong?”

*KRUUUK*

A loud sound is coming from her stomach.

“Hungry... Hurts… Painful”

“Ah..!”

Realizing what's wrong, Arisa standing up and going into kitchen

…

-Few hours later -

*BURP*

She was full

“...Amazing”

It was the first time she saw so many food is gone.

Before, the food she bring is not enough.

So.

Asking help from canteen Mother, she asked to make as much food as possible.

Nobody knows her name or age, except she was already working in food related business for a long time, so everyone call her canteen mother or just mother.

The Mother is getting excited, said she was already doing this for 30 years and this is probably the first time her skill can be utilized.

That day, the kitchen had become a battlefield suddenly.

A apprentice chef cannot stand it anymore and asked how many hundreds of people that they had to serve and he cannot believe his ears when he heard “just one”

After a war of cooking food and coming back forth while delivering it, she was finally satisfied.

All of the kitchen staff is still half dead though, while the Mother is the only one still lively “Ahaha! i was beaten! There's no more ingredients left!”

Arisa scared how much she must paid for the food. Though the Mother said to not mind it, because all of it will be in the previous Holy Maiden bill.

She was saying “Shishou is gonna kill me! Please don’t do that Mother!” though the Mother ignores her saying :

“It’s fine. A young girl shouldn't be worried about money. Leave that problem to us adults”

No, i was worried about my life! - retort Arisa inside her head.

“Mm.. tasty, delicious...

You, a good person?”

Ah haha.. Arisa only make a wry smile while getting scared about her Shishou reaction of the bill and ignoring the girl question.

“You’re nice, so Aimi likes you. Someone that gives me a food is definitely a good person!”

Eh?

She was surprised hearing her name.

Aimi.. Aimi.. umm, where did i heard that before?

Just when she was start to pondering .

*BLAM*

The door is opened violently

“Is that brat woken up already?”

Is what the loli in blonde hair is asking with a scary face.

….

“FUGYAHH!?”

Aimi is getting scared and hides behind Arisa

“The loli baba monster is here!?”

Hearing that, Lily stares at her

“Who are you calling a loli baba monster, you wannabe Lizard!?”

Approaching her, she got afraid further and hides behind Arisa.

She make a hissing sound and didn't want Lily to approach.

“...”

Lily only stare hard at her and get quiet.

Speaking as slow as possible, she tried to not agitate her.

After all, if she fights inside the main church of alexandria, as expected, the bald priest might gets a heart attack this time.

“Relax, i was just gonna ask some question.”

Aimi is still wary, but Arisa tried to calms her down

Eventually, she calmed down because of Arisa convince her.

She seems still afraid with Lily though, and she didn't dare to stare at her directly.

…

Once they had calmed down.

After asking some question, Lily didn't get anywhere..

“So, where are you from?”

“Umm.. from here and there..”

Aimi is pointing at the totally different direction from where she was found.

*bichi* (sound of anger)

Lily almost snapped, but she tried to control herself.

(Calm down calm down, i am older. I am a responsible adult. Don’t get provoked... control yourself. Yes, you can do it, Lily… even onii-aan said so “Lily, you’re cute but you’re more cuter when you keep quiet” shows how much faith he has with me)

*Who are you actually? How did you born? Are you alone? Where is your parent? Family?”

“Huh? Aimi is Aimi, you didn't even understand that, loli hag? Are you perhaps actually stupid?”

*bichi bichi*

(This stinking brat...)

“Okay, then where are you going? What is your purpose of coming here?”

“Eh? but Aimi goes wherever she wants and whenever she wants. Isn't that obvious, boobless hag? Could it be...”

Dementia? Said Aimi innocently

*snap*

With that words as a trigger.

Lily explodes.

“ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME, YOU BRAT!?”

Pulling Aimi cheeks as hard as she can, it stretched

“HURTS, IT HURTS! WHAT ARE YOU DOINFH, HAG!?”

She counterattack and pulling Lily cheeks

“THAF MHY LHINE! YHOU DHONE IT ON PHURPOSE DHINE YOU!?”

(That's my line! you done it on purpose, didn't you?)

“NUUH, UHRUSHAI! OLDH PHEOPLE SHOULDH JHUSTH EAT CHRACKHERSH ANH SLHEPH ATH HOMHE!”

(Nuu, shut up! Old people should just eat crackers and sleep at home!)

“WHADHA YHOU CHALH MHE? A STHINKHING BHRATH SHTILL SHMHELH LHIKHE A PHISSH IS DHARE TO LHECTURE MHE MHWAT THO DHO!?”

(What did you call me? A stinking brat still smell like a piss is dare to lecture me what to do?)

Against such a low level fight, Arisa is confused and didn't know which side to take…

Without sign of stopping, they continue to quarrel until noon until they got tired eventually.

Like this.

A new rumor that the previous holy maiden is bullying a little girl is surfaced.

Despite she actually looked like a little girl herself.