-Teach me,

Mushroom penis head-sensei!-

“...”

With the start of the battle from the both sides, i was carefully watching.

Ahh...

It seems so fun!

The chaotic battlefield, all that blood splattered around, the scream, the heat, the noise.

“I want a horse”

I speak it without thinking.

Fighting in the midst of battlefield while riding a war horse.

At first, everyone seems confused. But then.

“Leave it to me, Miho sama.”

Someone speak on my behalf.

It wasn't Tuvalu, but one of the newer subordinate that i don't know about.

Using a smoke bomb for a grandiose appearance, the sound of horse is galloping inside the smoke.

*Dun Dun Dun Dun*

They even replicate the drum sound perfectly.

Once the smoke clear....

That silhouette “appears”

Hoo, how interesting. I wonder what kind of horse will appear.

Then,

“That” is show up.

….

“....”

I was speechless.

What coming out in front of me was…

“DuFUfUFUHHuFuHhuHH”

That Iguva woman with mouth tied up. While being half nude with only rope tied her parts, and crawling in all fours.

“....”

I was still frozen.

“DuhUHUHHHuHuhUhuHUhh”

She was making a droll and a excited red face. While the beastman that asked me looked satisfied while looking like he want to get praised.

“...”

Looking at their puppy eyes like this.

In that instant,

I lose my sanity.

….

“HERE WE GO, THE START OF THE TODAY BOXING MATCH!”

A female announcer is loudly announce with a mic.

“TODAY, WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST BESIDE ME. THE MUSHROOM PENIS HEAD SENSEI! SENSEI! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TODAY MATCH WILL BE!?”

A fatty mushroom with a face is speaking beside her.

“Let’s see. All i can say is nothing can be predictable in this match”

“WOOTOO!? EVEN SENSEI THAT CAN ACCURATELY GUESS THE SIZE OF ANY FEMALE BREAST, HIP, TIGHTS IN ANY CONDITION AND ACCURATELY ANALYZE THE AMOUNT OF SPERM A MAN HAVE INSIDE THEIR BODIES IS SAYING THAT HE CANNOT SPECULATE THE RESULT OF THIS MATCH!?”

Still being excited, the announcer asked again.

“BUT SENSEI, IF WE TALKED ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE IN POWER BETWEEN THE TWO FIGHTERS, ISN'T THE RESULT IS OBVIOUS!?”

Sensei replied.

“Hmm.. while it’s true that the difference in power between the two is obvious, i am not talking about the victor between the battle those two”

“OOH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN SENSEI?”

“What i am concerned for is whatever both of them is gaining something or end up losing something from this match”

“AS EXPECTED FROM SENSEI! THE MAN WITH A DEEP FORESIGHT THAT WE COMMONERS CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO PREDICT! HIS WAY OF THINKING IS SURELY THINGS THAT HAD GONE BEYOND OUR WILDEST IMAGINATION”

Announcer chan is speaking excitedly and swinging her mic.

“NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET US INTRODUCE THE TWO FIGHTERS! IN THE WEST CORNER, THE CHAMPION! THE ONE KNOWS AS THE DEVIL! THE WOMAN WITH UNPARALLELED CRUELTY THAT KEEP LOOKING FOR A WAY TO MAKE A VIOLATION OF THE RULES! OR RATHER, PLEASE READ THE RULES AT LEAST ONCE!? THE DEVILL GOD, MIHO!”

While being excited, announcer chan is introducing the other one.

“IN THE EAST CORNER, THE CHALLENGER! THIS BEASTWOMAN HAD HAILED FROM FAR AWAY VILLAGE JUST FOR A CHALLENGE THAT SHE KNOW THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHANCE TO WIN AT ALL! OR COULD IT BE, THAT THIS IS WHAT SHE ACTUALLY WANTS ALL ALONG!? THE DEPRAVED AND HOPELESS MASOCHIST, IGUVAA!!”

Announcer chan is introducing the two.

“NOW WITH THIS, THE MATCH BETWEEN THE TWO… WOOTO!? MIHO IS STARTING TO MOVE DESPITE THE GONG HAS NOT EVEN BEEN STARTED YET!? AS EXPECTED FROM THE WOMAN WHO DIDN'T EVEN READ THE RULES!”

*smack!*

“IT HITS! SHE KICKED HER LEFT CHEEK AND IGUVA IS FLYING AWAY! ACTUALLY, IS IT EVEN ALLOWED TO USE KICK IN THE BOXING MATCH!?”

*kapow!*

“OOTO!? BEFORE IGUVA IS FALLING INTO GROUND, SHE MOVED WITH A SUPERHUMAN SPEED AND KICKED HER RIGHT CHEEK THIS TIME! AND IGUVA IS FLYING AGAIN! AAH!? IN NO TIME AT ALL SHE KICKED HER IN THE LEFT AGAIN!? WHAT A CRUEL WAY TO SMASHING A MARRIED WOMAN FACE!”

*kapow plack bang bang smack bash*

*OOH!? A SERIES OF CONSECUTIVE KICKS! WHEN IGUVA IS GOING TO FALL TO THE RIGHT SHE KICKS HER TO THE LEFT, WHEN SHE WAS GOING TO FALL IN LEFT, SHE KICKS HER TO THE RIGHT! WHAT A SERIES OF UNFATHOMABLE CRUELNESS! WITH THIS, EVEN IF IGUVA IS LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS IT WON’T BE COUNTED AS K.O. AND THIS SERIES OF CONSECUTIVE ATTACK WILL BE REPEATED UNTIL MIHO IS GETTING TIRED! WHAT A MONSTER! AS EXPECTED OF THE DEVIL!”

*kablow*

“JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT THIS SERIES OF CONSECUTIVE ATTACK IS NOT OVER, SHE KICKS AGAIN WITH A UPPERCUT LIKE ATTACK! IGUVA IS FLYING, LIKE A ROCKET! ACTUALLY, JUST USE YOUR FIST ALREADY! AT THIS RATE IT WON’T BE A BOXING MATCH ANY LONGER!”

*jdar!*

“AAH!? SHE JUMPED WHILE GRABBING HER HEAD AND SMASHING HER DEEP INTO THE GROUND!? WHEN WE THOUGHT SHE WAS FINALLY USING HER HAND, IT BECOME A WRESTLING MATCH INSTEAD!”

*jab jab jab jab jab jab*

“WOOOTO!? SHE’S BACK AT USING HER LEGS AGAIN! SHE KEEP STOMPING HER WITHOUT ANY MERCY THIS TIME! DEEP INSIDE TO GROUND! IT WAS TOO FAST THAT THE REFEREE CANNOT STOP HER IN TIME! HAD SHE GIVEN UP ON INFLICTING THE ETERNAL PAIN TO CHALLENGER IGUVA!?””

“No. Look closely at her stomach”

The quiet mushroom penis head sensei that didn't speak since the start of fight is starting to speak.

Announcer chan is looking at the direction sensei is pointed out, then.

“AHH!? THAT IS!?”

A pattern is showing up. A hole with a pattern of kick is showing up in Iguva stomach.

“W..WHAT IS THAT!? WE DIDN’T EVEN SEE HER KICKING HER STOMACH AT ALL! SENSEI, CARE TO EXPLAIN!?”

With a deep breath, sensei is starting to explain this phenomenon.

“100.000.000 consecutive hits”

“H..HUH..?”

“That’s the total amount of hits that she had done in such a short amount of time”

“H..HOW DID SHE MADE SUCH A HITS IN SHORT TIME? ALL WE SEEN IS AROUND HUNDRED HITS AT MOST! SENSEI! CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT ACTUALLY YOU WERE SEEING!?”

“Allow me to explain. First, when she was kicking her left to right, she was actually kicked her down and up too which increase her number of hits.”

“Oo.OoH..!”

“Then, it seems like she didn't use her hand. But actually, she was moving her hand and punching her with a speed that beyond mortal comprehension that even reverberates the challenger skull and the inside of her brain ”

“N..NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, CHALLENGER IGUVA FACE IS SO MESSED UP THAT IT WAS UNTHINKABLE THAT IT WAS FROM KICKS ALONE!”

“Furthermore, when she kicked her to the air just now, we only seen one kick but actually it was a repeating kick to her whole body with the strongest is in her stomach”

“AAH!? CHALLENGER IGUVA IS SUDDENLY HAVING A KICK PATTERN IN HER WHOLE BODY! IS IT THE DELAYED DAMAGE THAT WE OFTEN SEE IN THE HOKUTO NO KEN!?”

“In the air, while we were blinded by the brightness of the lamp, she managed to do consecutive aerial combo that is a impossible feat for a human. By using every part of human body, a merciless attack to challenger Iguva from every direction is happening in that short amount of time”

“AAHH..!”

“To finished it up, she stomp her to the earth like a ragged rag with the intention of burying her deep into the earth as deep as she can”

“I.. I SEE! AMAZING!, BUT, SENSEI! WHY IS CHALLENGER IGUVA IS STILL ALIVE DESPITE SUBJECTED BY SUCH A INTENSE CRUELTY!?”

“There's only one possible explanation..”

“AND THAT IS!?”

Sensei is smiling while making a ikemen expression.

“Healing magic, defense magic, and body strengthen magic”

“W..WHAT!? ANOTHER VIOLATION IN THE BOXING MATCH! ACTUALLY, IS USING MAGIC IS EVEN IN THE RULES AT ALL!?”

“Let me explain. Before she receive a fatal damage, she increased the challenger Iguva defense so she didn’t die. Of course, even with a increased defense it doesn't actually means that she didn't feel pain. In fact, because she was only increasing her defense in vital parts of her organ, she would receive a intense pain like being hit by a cannonball. If she didn't use the defense magic, her head would splatter instantly and it would become a +18 guro movie”

“I.. I SEE! SO IT WAS NECESSARY!”

“Then, focusing body strengthen magic in one point before she was attacking to deal as much damage as much as possible, it won't be an exaggeration that her punch and kicks has become a lethal weapon that can even smash the world into pieces.”

“OOH.. OOH..!”

“With her in such a state of concentration and body strengthening magic, at that instant the world is becoming still to her. In fact, it’s not exaggeration to say that she was reaching the realm of godhood at that instant.”

“AWESOME! AND THEN!?”

“Even for her, maintaining that state is difficult, since she cannot keep it up for a long time it seems like a instant, but for her, it was truly an act that pushed her body and mind to surpass her limits.”

“I..SEE..! I GET IT NOW! SEEMS LIKE I HAD SEEN A NEW SIDE OF BOXING THAT I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE! THEN SENSEI, WHAT ABOUT THE HEALING MAGIC?”

“She reconstructed the broken body of challenger Iguva and breaking it again then revive it again, while at the same time healing her self inflicted damage when she attacks challenger Iguva with all of her might”

Then, announcer chan is getting wild.

“WOOHOO! AMAZING! WHAT A AWESOME MATCH! PUTTING ASIDE WHATEVER THIS WAS ACTUALLY A BOXING MATCH OR NOT, BOTH CONTESTANT IS USING ALL OF THEIR MIGHT AND BETTING THEIR LIVES FOR THIS MATCH! PUTTING ASIDE THAT THIS WAS A ONE SIDED MATCH, SINCE CHALLENGER IGUVA IS FINALLY DOWN WE CAN GONG THE BELL TO END THIS MATCH!”

But before she can announce the end of the match, mushroom penis head sensei speaking.

“No. It’s not over yet”

“HMM? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SENSE... AAH?! THAT IS!”

A smoke is coming out in the door to the arena.

“This is...! WE HAVE RECEIVED A LETTER! A NEW CHALLENGER HAD APPEARS! HE WAS CALLED... “

*durun durun durun*

“UNIMPORTANT MOB KUN, SUBORDINATE B!”

*gaching!*

In front of the door, a beastman wearing a mask like panties is coming out.

“WHH.. WHAT A TURN OF EVENT! JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS OVER, SOMEONE THAT LOOKS SO PLAIN AND NOBODY EVEN BOTHERS TO REMEMBER IS SUDDENLY COMING OUT! SENSEI! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS CHALLENGER!”

“Hmm.. all i can say is a unimportant mob looking for a chance to overthrow his master while she was getting tired and having all of the power and position of the devil god army commander by himself, seeing this as a chance and starting to bite off more than what he can chew. All i can say about this is...”

“AAH!? WHILE SENSEI IS EXPLAINING HE WAS GOING TO THE CENTER OF THE STAGE! UWAAH! HIS POSE LOOKED SO ARROGANT! HE EVEN WALK LIKE A CERTAIN FAMOUS SUPERSTAR “MOONLIGHT WALKER” JUST LIKE HE WAS THE CENTER OF THE WORLD ALREADY! I KNOW I AM SUPPOSED TO BE A NEUTRAL ANNOUNCER, BUT I PERSONALLY HOPE THIS GUY DON’T WIN!”

After making such a unattractive pose and showing off, he was going into the stage, put on a mic and...

“Hey you, devil god!”

He looks down on Miho with a pose like a hip hop punk in shinjuku.

https://imgur.com/a/AnLVau0

“You’re going down, yo.. BUFOGAAH!?”

*crash!*

In no time at all, Miho grab something and smash him with it. And just like a baseball ball, he was thrown away and crashing into the wall while making a hole with a beastman size pattern.

“...he’s dead”

While making a bitter face that his speech is disturbed, sensei is finishing his sentences.

“AAND IT’S OVER FOLKS! WHILE USING THE UNCONSCIOUS CONTESTANT IGUVA LIKE A BASEBALL BAT, SHE SMACK THE NEW CHALLENGER LIKE A BASEBALL! WHAT UNPARALLELED CRUELTY! USING A UNCONSCIOUS WOMAN AS A BAT! MIHO SAN, YOUR MOTHER IS PROBABLY WATCHING THIS SHOW YOU KNOW? WHERE DID YOU THROW AWAY YOUR HUMANITY? DID THE CHAMPION HAD GETTING RID OF IT SOMEWHERE!? IF YOU LOST IT SOMEWHERE I CAN PICK IT UP FOR YOU, YOU KNOW??”

“No, that last one was an act of mercy”

Sensei interrupts

“OOH!? ANOTHER SHOCKING STATEMENT FROM SENSEI! CARE TO EXPLAIN, SENSEI?”

“Ehem. So, after breaking her limits when fighting challenger Iguva, champion Miho is already tired in both mind and body. So, when she have to do another fight suddenly, that it was over in one move was somehow, saving that nameless mob kun life. Had it happened before she fights Iguva, that guy would be already dead before realizing what actually happened”

“OOH! I SEE! BUT THEN SENSEI, WHAT ABOUT CHALLENGER IGUVA THAT HAS BEEN CRUELLY TREATED LIKE A THING AND BEATEN UP WITH A FORCE THAT COULD EVEN REACH THE REALM OF GOD!? ISN'T THAT UNFAIR FOR HER?”

“No, look closely at challenger Iguva expression”

“HMM? THAT IS..?”

Looking closely, Iguva looks smiling.

”SHE LOOKED SO SATISFIED! UWAAH, WHAT HAPPENED HERE? DESPITE BEING BEATEN UP TO THE POINT THAT SHE WAS UNRECOGNIZABLE FROM HER PREVIOUS SELF, SHE WAS SMILING! CARE TO EXPLAIN SENSEI?”

“Yes. Because recently her owner is busy and didn't have a time to care about her, she was suddenly received a lot of love that she wants. That’s a blessing for any pet. Despite it being a twisted love and degenerate.. ahem, a love is love. Right now, this situation is probably all that she asked”

“THEN SENSEI, YOU DON’T MEAN..”

“Yeah… that dog… challenger Iguva, had intent to lose badly since the beginning”

Making a serious face, sensei comments.

“In some way, despite actually won the fight, champion Miho is probably losing something greater from this fight. Look at their expression, can we truly say who is actually the winner here?”

Miho looked tired and start to make a face like wondering what’s the point of all of this shit - like

https://imgur.com/a/RGs88az

“In summary, we can say that despite won the fight, champion Miho had lost the match. This result had been decided since the start”

“I SEE! THANK YOU, MUSHROOM PENIS HEAD SENSEI! WITH THIS, WE CAN SAY NO ONE HAD ACTUALLY WON TODAY FIGHT WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF IGUVA! AND WITH THE DOWN OF THE MYSTERIOUS CHALLENGER, WE HAD CONCLUDED TODAY FIGHT! THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING, SEE YOU NEXT TIME!”

With that as a closure, this world had disappeared.

Thank you for watching!

-bzzt-