Chapter 5 Calamari and The Graveyard

Well I just had a fun experience I got eaten by a squid, it was following me, and better yet I was pooped out a squid. I am a god and I was eaten by a dumb squid, then I was pooped out, and now the squid doesn’t exist anymore and I am now eating fried calamari in a desert in a beach chair. It is surprisingly pretty good for a different planet.

So the reason I was in a desert was after the squid I was in a different place the squid had moved with me in, so I had traveled for about two hours in a random direction until I had reached where I am now. Then I thought of a great idea I will make a dungeon here it seems good, its far away from any sentient life forms, so it will be able to grow a bit so wont get conquered straight away. So here I make the dungeon heart Scorpio and then I shove him into the sand. Also so far for some reason Aquarius and Scorpio don’t talk to me, unlike Tartarus, is it because Tartarus was a reincarnated soul, and the others just haven’t gotten a personality yet oh well.

Name: Scorpio

Dungeon Rank: S

Dungeon Type: Desert

Title: The Third

The first three dungeons I have created so far will be more powerful than the rest because I used more power, the next five wont be as powerful but still have lots of power.

I want a labyrinth dungeon, but where would a good place be for one, how about a plain. I take off once more to search for good plain, I found one in a matter of only 20 minutes, man I go fast, what was that Mach 10 maybe.

* BOOOM *

I look back and see a forest go flying…. yep it was a lot fast than Mach 10, wonder how fast I went. I see eggs flying ha, man those are big eggs with flames too.

Anyway back to the labyrinth. So I should make a small…. Oh look a herd of cows… Ug stop getting distracted Vlad. I need to make a small maze just in case the dungeon doesn’t turn into a labyrinth. Since dungeons take after their surroundings right? So then the dungeon will have a higher chance of becoming a labyrinth dungeon if I am right.

I form a small basic hedge maze, and then I form the dungeon heart in the center and name it Infinth. I check the rank of Infinth too.

Name: Infinth

Dungeon Rank: AA

Dungeon Type: Labyrinth

Title: The Fourth

Good it is labyrinth now, but it doesn’t look like one, hopefully Infinth will make it look better over time.

* Screeeechh!!!! *

I think I heard a bird, wonder what kind it is, well I explore this world after I go to sleep once I finish my eight dungeons. God never said how long I would sleep I hope not too long.

I got to find a graveyard, I need to have an undead dungeon in a fantasy world, wonder if there is an Adventurer Guild yet, if not I will make it too so then this world will be more fantasy like.

Lets find another plain, then lets turn the land black so then it would look cursed, well with the presence of an undead dungeon, it would become black and cursed over time but I want it to look cool now.

I find a plain near a mountain with plenty of resources too. So then if people want get to rare ores or other things, they have to get through the undead dungeon to get it.

I think the land black and feel a bit of my power leave me, then the land turned black and other plants and trees got a dark shade of color. This is interesting I want to try this more often. I imagine a large graveyard with many different graves, then a nice black stonewall around it.

I then go to the center of the graveyard, where there is tomb I build, it had Greek pillars on it too, then I put the next dungeon heart in it, and then I named it.

“I Name you Ghowlen, but I have some tasks for you do, I want you once you are strong enough, I want you to send armies of undead across the world wreaking havoc and terror. Become feared; make the world feel the true terror of the undead. You may in invade however you like. Have fun” I commanded him.

Name: Ghowlen

Dungeon Rank: A

Dungeon Type: Undead Graveyard

Title: The Fifth, The Harbinger

The heart glowed brightly in response, good well lets go then. Do I hear that bird again, then I see a giant fireball descending infront me. The fireball lands making a smoldering crater. Well i am not effected by the heat dragon blood for the win. Now that I can see it up close, I notice it isn’t a fireball, it has wings, feet, feathers, flames, and a beak… sooo Fried Chicken?

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I Suck at Humor…