《Rise of the Henchman》Chapter 9: The Mall Job
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The following day after my report, Claymore called off the mission. I tried to get some info out of him about why, but I was shut down. Now It’s three weeks later and we have a new task, It’s to destroy the local mall. Our goal is to fight the Guardians. After a bit of time we will be called back and it will be end of the job. That is all he told us, I don’t really understand what his goal is. I just know that ignorance is bliss and will leave it alone.
As we go in, Jet and I go to the food court and start rampaging. As I dump the hot nacho cheese sauce from the mexican stall in the food court area, Jet smashes the chairs and the tables. I am momentarily stunned by what I see, she first starts by smashing the chairs on the tables and they would explode. Then she throws up a chair and uses a table as a bat and sends it to the sports store shattering the windows. As this goes on, the civilians are running in terror. Regaining focus, I looted the cash register and then disconnected it and placing it behind a pillar. Then I went to the sandwich shop, dumped the condiments onto the food court area, and looted the cash register placing it behind a large potted plant.
After Jet finished demolishing the tables and chairs, she asked me, “What should we do now?”
“How about we line our packets, it’s not like we don’t have the time.” I responded.
“I would rather do something productive.”
“There is a sports store right there, you could find a good weapon there.”
“Fine, what will you do?”
“Loot.”
We then went to the sports store Jet went to the baseball isle, while I hit up the cash registers. As I was working on my third cash register, I found a cashier hiding under the counter. She is hugging her knees, with a face full of tears and mucus. I, being the kind person that I am, picked her up and tossed her out of the mall entrance and returned to the cash register.
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I almost finished raiding the last register when the Guardians finally appeared.
“Are you ready?” I asked Jet.
“Yep.” She replied as she held brass knuckles with a discount label on them.
Damn, this could get vicious.
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