《I'm a Bat?》[Ch 17][Arc 1] The birds and the bees?
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As we landed down on the small house in the swampland a glimmer came about and soon dissolved revealing a much larger house that seemed luxurious. "Nice crib mate" I said as i marveled at the sight. "Yeah i made it myself" Magra said with pride. "Yeah Auntie's the coolest" Mary said with a smile. "Quick question how old are you kid?" I asked seeming very confused at her childish acts and exploration for sexual curiosity. "I'm 16, so I'm an adult" Mary said as she patted her moderately sized chest. "Alright kiddo just because this world has no standards doesn't mean i don't... adult my ass" I said as i facepalmed. "Yeah whatever just go take a bath you smell like a dead bod- i'm sorry" Magra said as she took Bryall's body for preservation.
I had Mary guide me to the bath which wasn't a bath at all it was a hot spring. "Now this will be exquisite" I said mocking a saying my bitch of a dad used to say when he ate mum's food. As i disrobed and dipped into the hot springs an orgasmic feeling came over me and the energy left my legs."Shit they don't have these in London" I mumbled to myself...
time passed by quickly and soon i heard strange panting. "What in the queens name is appening" I mumbled to myself and jolted when i heard Ava. "Why are you peeking" Ava said and pulled Mary inside the hot springs. "Oi how's it going Ava" I said and then fell in abrupt silence when i saw Ava carrying Mary by the scuff of her shirt with her pants down and soaked hands. "OIII" I said as i cringed. Mary's face was flushed and there was visible fear on her face, i facepalmed and told Ava to bring her to me. "I-its not what it looks like" Mary said as fear was visible on her face. "Alright kid you give me no choice" I said as i stood up.
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"Okay so when a mama bat and a daddy bat love each other very much they get together and--" I explained but was cut off by Mary's straddling and screaming. "NOO STOP THAT'S GROSS... MY PURITY" Mary screamed and lashed about as Ava held her down. "No no luv its natural and pushing these desires away will only hurt you" i said calmly as i gently patted Mary's head trying to calm her down. "I'm sorry ok, i admit it... i was touching my no no square because it felt good" Mary said through tears. "You're fucking what now mate? How sexually inexperienced and ignorant are you" I said as i scratched my head. "A-Auntie never taught me anything" Mary said as she curled up and calmed down.
"WHO"S NO NO SQUARE" Magra said as she busted inside with a giant wand in hand. "YOU NEED TO TEACH YOUR CHILD ABOUT SEX YOU FUCKING TWAT" I screamed. "No i don't, she doesn't even know what that is" Magra said as she arrogantly puffed out her chest. "No she was pleasuring herself as she was watching me bathe" I said while i held the bridge of my nose with my fingers.
A horrified look came across Magra's face as she looked at Mary while she blushed and hid her face, with the newfound confirmation Magra fell to her knees. "I'm sorry "Charlie" was it but right now i need you out of the hot springs to talk with Mary" Magra said. "Kiss my red and blue arse i ain't getting out for shit" I retorted before i realized i was sitting in our a guest bedroom fully clothed. "YOU BITCH" I screamed as the cold and unforgiving world expanded upon me.
As i looked at my body my skin sagged. "Fuck i look like my Nan's fanny" I said just before steam came out of my body and enveloped me bringing back my lustrous skin and undamaged hair. "What the bloody fuck happened" Ava said as she tried impersonating me with a smile. "Nothing now come here" I said as i jumped onto Ava declothing her.
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